luvthemouse71
Former Ride Chicken...
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When you're theme park afficionados like we at the DIS are, you tend to run into certain individuals whose odiferous eminations are similar to the hind quarters of a rabid buffalo after consuming mass quantities of sour milk and bratwurst. We must remember, however, that unpleasantly smelling people can come from all areas of the globe.
With them all in mind, this card was created. Please feel free to present this next time you're faced with this noxious situation..
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That's awesome!!.FWIW, I think they've proven that the aluminum in deodorants does not cause health issues..I knew a guy once that started using one of the "natural" crystal things under his arms. Didn't work! Another one would try to rub his armpits with rubbing alcohol. WTH? Jeez, just buy a stick of Degree already.

. I considered contributing to her stench by vomiting on her but chose to get off early and walk the rest of the way in the fresh air!
bad BO!! You all know the kind, smells like fresh cut rotten onions, with a little bit of staleness and musty ole beach towel thrown in. He must have smoked about 10 cigarettes too just before you got in line. It was horrendous!!!
) to see if i recreate that wonderful bouquet. I took an onion, a wet dirty facecloth, a banana peel, cigarette butts, and a bay leaf (for some earthiness) and put them in a zip lock bag and sat them in my trunk for 2 weeks.
Turkey Leg anyone?

The ride was about a 10 min wait.