Fine, why are there people ringing my door asking for money? One kid said he'll take a blank check!
Our last counter service is at Pepper Market. Trust me. If you are on the dining plan, there can be no better choice for a cs here. It costs a TON to eat here!
And that's why we planned it this way.
I ordered a combo taco plate from the Mexican counter. (gee, ya think? sure it wasn't the sushi bar?)
Must be the holiday, I'm hearing those voices again.
And Smidgy had the prime rib. Yes, prime rib is a counter service option there. Twenty bucks! She said it was actually quite good, I'm not sure what else came with it, I think a baked potatoe and sumpin green.
I was too busy looking at my glop.
My glop was, well, glop. It's ok, glop is glop. The thing they don't have at Pepper Market is any good dessert or snack choices.
For dessert, our choices were a cookie, or a sweet roll, and I think that was it. Yep, nothing like finishing your taco and burrito with a cinnamon, apple twist roll.
It took some doing but I finally got the, "what it would have cost " bill.
44. 68!
Holy cow, for a counter service restaurant for two people! (Oh heck, I'll splurge) !!
On the way over to MK, I wasn't really sure how this would go. I made ressies for the golf cart a month ago, but they now only rent them by the day, and I only wanted it for an hour. At 5:30. They said, after I talked to 3 different people, that the rest of the day would then be refunded to my credit card. Just make sure you're there before six, cuz that's when they close.
We'll see.
I thought there would be no problem hopping on the ferrry from the MK, and guess again.
A huge line awaited us, two boats came and left , and as were standing right in the front , by the rope, it dawned on me why.
Hoop de Doo! Most of these folks are trying to make the first show over there. ANd they are getting frantic!
Diane thought it was about to get ugly.
As we are standing there waiting for a boat, the temperature dropped about ten degrees, the wind really picked up, and the sky got black.
Spiffy.
I did the only thing I could think of in this situation.
I reached into my pocket and handed her a Sunny D! I even made up the concoctions with ice! Oh well! We will let things happen as they happen.
You do know my Sunny D's, right? Ok.
As we're standing there, the head "captain" is trying to keep folks loose. Making jokes, saying in a really loud voice, "It's ok, I think it will blow over!"
Then he'd lean over to us and say, "We're Doomed!"
This really cracked me up, my kind of guy.
So we just stood there sipping, waiting for the boat.
Then it happened.
Diane was looking the other way, her arm resting on the rope, with the "Sunny D" in her hand.
And he snatched it away from her!!
Held it up, looked at it, "Sunny D, huh?" And acted like he was pulling up the top and squirt some in his mouth. Diane almost fainted. Shoot, I almost fainted. But he didn't pull the top up, I'm sure from the look on Diane's face, he knew, but he just handed it back to her and said, "good stuff".
I kept waiting for him to lean over and whisper, "needs more vodka".
Then I would have handed him mine.
On to Fort Wilderness we go.
On arrival, we just stand back and watch the charge to Hoop de Doo, then we try to figure out where in the heck the Bike Barn is. That's where you get the golf carts. We don't have a map, but a woman overheard us, and said we need to get on the orange bus, then get off at the first stop.
Ok, thank you, thank you.
I coulda killed her!
It was just drizzling a little, but it really did look like it might blow over.
And we walked. And walked. We went north, we went south, we went east, we went west.
Nuttin.
I suggested that I'll go up, you try down.
"Uh, you want to maybe switch those two around?" She wasn't amused.
We found a restroom , with an in house phone, so she called 911.
It took a long time for her to explain where we were to the guy at the bike barn,,,,, "Well, we just passed some bleachers, and a sign that said Magical Show on a wall, there's a bush in front of me, two tall oaks on my right side, and a husband with a disgusted look on his face on my left. "
They sent someone to pick us up.
You do realize, this is all my fault, don't you? It's Mother's Day, my job to do the arranging, and I never got good directions on where to go.
A guy showed up in a big golf cart, we got in and he took us back to the bike barn. He pointed to a cart for us to use, then said when we're done, drop the key in the off hours slot, and that will be it. We hop in, and I turn the key, hit the accelerator, and slam into the cart behind us.
I didn't know these things had a reverse, and who would leave it in reverse?
Luckily, nobody was watching.
Then I sat there a couple of minutes figuring out what I'm doing.
Ok, we got it, and we take off.
We just started to drive aimlessly around, going down different loops, checking out the campsites and cabins, and within ten minutes, we were once again pretty much lost.
The roads were really empty, and you just drive right down them, like the guy said. All you would see would be an occasional bus.
The rain hadn't come after all, so it was kinda fun just "zipping" around, looking at stuff. I had made sure to finish my Sunny D, that would be all I need to get a DUI in Disney on a golf cart!
What did we learn? It's dark in here. Even darker than the bayou section at Riverside. I'm not sure I'd want to stay there because of it. Trees everywhere. And the pool is the most blah of any of the Disney resorts, looks like an inner city public pool, decorated with concrete.
After about 40 minutes, when I realized I was hopelessly lost, an idea came to my mind.
"Hey honey, no reason I should have all the fun, why don't you drive for a while?"
She wasn't too keen on it at first, but then said, "Ok, why not?" and we switched.
Just tooling along, going down different loops and all is right with the world.
Until I thought I heard something, turned around, and there is a gigantic bus, 6 and 3/4 inches behind us!
And closing!
I give the bus driver a lot of credit. If he would have hit his horn just then, there would have been a new show at Fort Wilderness.
The Poop Doo Doo!
Diane yelled, I jumped, but there was nowhere for us to get out of the way right then. So on we went, looking like this golf cart is towing a bus!
"DIANE, FIRST LOOP WE GET TO, MAKE SUR,,,,,,,"
"I KNOW, I KNOW!"
We escaped intact, and somehow stumbled back on the bike barn.
"Yep, that'll do it. We can cross THAT off our list."
I had told her I'd get her a drink at Crockett's Tavern, but it was getting too close to when the show was going to get out, and the hordes that will then attack the boat dock, so we left.
Hmm, come to think of it, I stll owe her that drink. Nobody tell her, ok?
Well, that's my story. On to Emh.
