I was just rolling

reading about finding the Red Roof Inn, since I lived in Asheville for 11 years! Even I couldnt' figure out where in the world you were, with Gomer telling you to go down 3 lights. Next time I'll be glad to give you directions BEFORE you go to a nice safe motel, right off of I26! By the way, did you get to the Red Roof, and how many drunks were there that night? (It used to not be bad at all, but really hit a slippery slope the last few years.)
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Hoogy, funny you should mention that. We couldn't get a smoking room, so ended up sitting on the curb outside our door. About ten at night, two cars pulled in 3 doors down, (hmm, why does that look familiar?), and 3 guys got out , went in then came back out to hang around.
Totally liquidated.
When two of them came over by us, yeah, I totally tensed up. I was taller than both of them, but one guy was extremely stocky, and it appeared he was born without a neck.
His head just came out of the top of his chest. I told Diane if there's any trouble, you take the handicapped guy without the neck, I'll take the other guy.
But there wasn't any trouble. The one guy said he lives two blocks away. ????
I don't get it.
He asked for a smoke and an extra beer, so I gave him a Viceroy, and ignored the beer part. They also seemed to lose interest in us when I told him we're from Chicago. That's another thing I don't get. Are Chicagoans still looked at as mobsters and gangsters? Oh well.
So, Hoogy, you are correct. I wouldn't recommend this motel, especially when it cost 57 bucks with tax to stay there.
Oh, and by the way, I pretty much remained injury free this trip. I'd give it a .5. Mostly just the back acting up occasionally. And a ton of that I can blame on good old Hista. You know, Honey, I Shrunk the Audience.
What they make you go through just to watch the 3-D movie is just mean.
So, I'm now, totally against it.
Can anybody see the bad joke that's coming?
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Yes, I am now an AntiHistamean.
sorry
We didn't do it in may, and it was close for refurbishment two weeks ago, so we really hoped they were doing something about the preshow.
Nope, if anything, the whole process seemed longer.
Here's how it went this time. They start out lining you up outside, which continues on to an open "inside" line, to the door. This queue doesn't even have railings to lean on, just ropes and posts. You saw a lot of kids, sitting or lying on the concrete.
And Nebo.
Then, when the line gets enough people, they open the door and let you inside to the preshow area, where they insist you have to stand. That's when my back starts screaming. We stood outside for ten minutes, then inside for 15 more minutes, with a cm yelling on the mike every 2 minutes to move forward and to the left, and you must remain standing!
Finally, the preshow started. Another ten minutes of standing there. And as I've said before, it's just a Kodak commercial. When Kodak is done, then you get a 3 minute actual preshow based on what you're about to see in the theatre. I timed the whole thing. To see the approximately 12 minute movie, it took 50 minutes.
The funny part is, Kodak sponsers Muppetvision, over at MGM. Diane asked me why they let you walk in to that preshow anytime, this trip we actually walked in while they were letting folks into the theatre. I told her, the preshow for muppets is just basically a cartoon, the best preshow of all of them, but a cartoon nonetheless. At Hista, it's definately a commercial, and they insist if we're going to sponser this attraction, YOU VILL Zee ze Commercial, unt you vill LIKE IT!
Ok, I've gotten a few thoughts knocked off the list, coming up, we're going to knock off the great people we've met.
so to speak
adios