Still Feeding Nebo: The may trip final chapter pg 122, Dec. 31

[Amber74]

Just wanted to say that you are hilarious. I am so enjoying reading your TR. I was also wondering..... Do your stories in real life take this long to tell?
Just kidding!
Keep 'em coming.

 

[nebo]

Or maybe...
GO GO GADGET "UDDER!"

hey, luvmyboys, yes, I feel the same way as your screen name, and that is WHY, I left them home that night.

That is soooo sweet Nebo. Love you too.

I cringe for you when I hear of your mishaps. My son and niece didn't like the queue at Nemo- too dark, so we didn't ride it. Smart kids.

Loved your review of Boma, especially the getting the budder. Not to mention how cute you were as a cow. Keep it coming.

Hi, Kathy, right? I'm so glad that someone agreed with me about the queue there. I don't understand why they do that. But I'm also still trying to figure out why most establishments turn the air down to 60 degrees in the summer. If you go out for dinner, you have to bring along a jacket when it's 90 outside.

"And I'm still shooting blanks. "


Is this because your snap on tool wasn't......snapped on right??

Sorry I couldn't resist.

I was wondering when a mishap would occur. Is a week without one a record?

Angela

Actually, Angela, I used to go a lot longer without hurting myself, butj anything new is always a risk. I think if I tried skydiving, which I almost did with my son, I wouldn't get hurt when I landed. Nope, I would hit the Good Year Bliimp on the way down, and get hurt that way.

Ok. . I totally lost it on this one, because this is SO something that my Dad would say to my Mom! He is the king of all puns. I think I will call my Dad tonight just to chat!

QUOTE]
Thanks, Kim, now I feel like I have maybe even done something good. And when you're done talking to your dad, could you tell my kids to give me a call?

I am coming out of lurkdom to apologize, because I when I read about you sitting (kinda) on the floor, and I KNOW that must have hurt!

And while I'm out here, I might as well tell you that this Trip Report is great!
And to quote another amazing "trip reporter",
LY/MI

Hey, Lurking Lanie, thanks for posting, and for the kind words. Feel free to step in anytime.

So sorry you got hurt again, Nebo! Maybe a "husband leash" is in order--they make them to fit just on your wrist (and on smidgy's). Maybe DGrandson has one he's not using anymore! Sorry, didn't mean to be mean...LY/MI!!!

Speaking of LY/MI, thanks to whoever posted the link to delswife's TR the other day. I literally spent ALL day reading all 60 or so installments in between the cleaning (dust a room, read a chapter), the cooking (chop some things, read a chapter), picking up DD from school (what, it's 3 o'clock already?, read a chapter). Whew!! But it sure was good! I think all the great trip report writers should take a trip together (nebo included, of course!) and write one big PIMP funny report (that's pee-in-my-pants, not the illegal kind ),

Whogirl, that was Colleen that posted that site, but I still haven't been over there. It's that good, huh? Have to check it out.

NEEEEEEEBO!!!! I'm back and just caught up with your posting...good to read Nebo again!


I have a question...Iv'e heard that at on time or another Evel Knieval has broken every bone in his body. Is this an accomplishment that you're aiming for as well? Just wondering

Hey Kyle, welcome back, and your Tigers are slipping, slipping, ,,, no don't even mention my Sox. I just chose the wrong color.
Are you back from your trip. I'm sorry, I can't remember when it was. I knew it was coming up before mine. At the Yacht and Beach Club. I don't get to the pre trip section often, that's why Jaime and Patrick and Becky and Celerystalker are barely speaking to me.
However, I will have you know, that, believe it or not, I never broke a single bone in my body, until right after our first tripl to Disney, in '92, playing basketball. I do wish my body didn't feel like it needs to catch up, though.

Great update! Loved it - mean it!

I am sorry that you neboed yourself on Finding Nebo, I mean, Nemo! It sounds like you recovered pretty quickly since you were able to pull off that duck walk around Smidgy w/o incident!

Nicole, I think I am going to have to clarify the last installment. The last part of the Honey I Shrunk the Audience, was a copy and paste, from the last tr. I just thought why try to up the prose, when the last time I was there explained my feelings. So, I cheated.
No, believe me, by the time we made it over there, the vikes were flowing.

Nebo!

Just wanted to let you know that I am having a great time reading this report. Sorry for your injury at Epcot (I have told my family there is "no illness, no injury" allowed prior to our trip next week....maybe I should have added a clause about injuries WHILE at Disney, hmmm). Oh well, they never read my memos anyway.

Keep it coming, great job!

And a hearty welcome to you, zigzagzzurger, or something like that. I hope you have a terriffic, trip, but the more you try to prevent an injury, the more likely one will happen. It's why so many players get hurt in pre season football. Be especially carefull of the housemaids at the resorts, they are all so short, (I think it's a requirement) that they cant see over the top of the "Killdozer" cart that they are pushing.

zigga zagga zigga zagga zig zag zer! It's from Elmopalooza!!!!

(sorry, nebo, I couldn't help myself... your new poster made me break out in song... I won't do that again... probably. )

Ok, except for agreening with you on the zigga zagga part, I have no idea what you are talking about, I 'm assuming the part she had in quotes about "no injury" is from a song?

Hey I worked for these 2 muscles.
And you gotta watch out that clam must have been a man eating clam. Nebo is food not friend.

Boy, there is a line sitting there that I dasn't touch. And I will have you know that I am working out too. As a matter of fact, in two more weeks, it's time for my semi-annual sit up.

You are welcome for the link...it is a long read but absolutely worth your time. Delswife is one of the funniest I have ever read.

Your lesson for today my dearest nebo, photoshop is what you use to change photos.

If you and diane do a trip to the world in december in the future there is a good chance of us having other chances to meet.

No worries

Great episode neebs!

Your way of getting us virtually right there on the floor with you is priceless!

Colleen, thanks for the tips and the nice words. I do wish you guys were there with me on the floor, it wouldn't have hurt so much.

 

[nebo]

Just wanted to say that you are hilarious. I am so enjoying reading your TR. I was also wondering..... Do your stories in real life take this long to tell?
Just kidding!
Keep 'em coming.

Hi Amber, welcome to the fambly. Let's see, did you know I was psycho?
I mean psychic?
Your 33 years old, live in the midwest, but are trying hard to remain a Chief's fan. And don't even talk about the Royals! Your five foot six, brown hair, and didn't even vote in the last presidential election because the thought, "what's the use?" Ok, I guess I'm sharing my own thoughts, there.
And, well, golly gee, I guess I just answered your last question without even addressing it. Yes, it does take me this long to tell a story.

 

[lexmelinda]

Now I read that installment in two sittings (Mom, can I use the computer for just a minute?) but I think you said you hadn't been hurt on this vacation.

What about that support between the double doors at Universal where your glasses were imbedded in your forehead? Did that not count? Or does it have to be a fall down injury?

So are you recommending the Nemo thing or not? Just cute...not worth a long wait?

I'm definitely gonna hafta do the HISTA movie this time. We skipped it last time. I think the girls are still scarred from their screaming exit on the 2000 trip. It's like the Tree of Tears in Epcot!

OK....ready for more............ (Don't they sell cotton candy here?)

 

[luvmyboys]

Now I read that installment in two sittings (Mom, can I use the computer for just a minute?) but I think you said you hadn't been hurt on this vacation.

What about that support between the double doors at Universal where your glasses were imbedded in your forehead? Did that not count? Or does it have to be a fall down injury?

Thanks for sayin' what I was thinking LM! I just didn't want to rub it into Nebo's poor accident-prone face. The man needs some dignity!

Nebo-- Maybe it's better you never got that corn dog... you know there is a pointy wooden stick in those suckers, right?

Sharp stick + Nebo + soft tissue of the esophagus=
(with your luck, you'd get nailed by an errant ECV mid-bite).

Great installment Nebo! LY/MI!!

--Shannon

 

[TigerTown]

Hey Kyle, welcome back, and your Tigers are slipping, slipping, ,,, no don't even mention my Sox. I just chose the wrong color.
Are you back from your trip. I'm sorry, I can't remember when it was. I knew it was coming up before mine. At the Yacht and Beach Club. I don't get to the pre trip section often, that's why Jaime and Patrick and Becky and Celerystalker are barely speaking to me.
However, I will have you know, that, believe it or not, I never broke a single bone in my body, until right after our first tripl to Disney, in '92, playing basketball. I do wish my body didn't feel like it needs to catch up, though.

Maybe I should have been a bit more clear I'm back from my little DIS board break. I had been absent while trying to get a jump on work before we leave. And now I'm caught up and the DIS addiction can continue. As for our own trip...We leave Thursday

The kids (mom and dad too) are really excited. I'll start a TR when we return.

...The Tigers are killing me I almost can't watch right now

 

[UtahMama]

Yay!!! a new Nebo chapter!

Diane saves your carcass often, does she? You poor, blind, dear!

I thought your "outside the box" comment on the bus was verah funny!

Well was that a recommendation for Nemo or is it a pass? Or ride only if able to see? Or if not, have a Diane handy?

Delswife was the "first" to rock my socks so.....LY/MI!!!

 

[zigzagzerr]

zigga zagga zigga zagga zig zag zer! It's from Elmopalooza!!!!

(sorry, nebo, I couldn't help myself... your new poster made me break out in song... I won't do that again... probably. )

Hmm.....(hey, wasn't that a song too? Things that make you go hmmm)

And a hearty welcome to you, zigzagzzurger, or something like that. I hope you have a terriffic, trip, but the more you try to prevent an injury, the more likely one will happen. It's why so many players get hurt in pre season football. Be especially carefull of the housemaids at the resorts, they are all so short, (I think it's a requirement) that they cant see over the top of the "Killdozer" cart that they are pushing.

Thanks, Nebo. I'll try to steer clear of the killer mousekeepers.

 

[Disneydad99]

Today is friday, the 11th I believe. And we are finally going into a major theme park. Epcot.

As we are getting ready, I'm waiting for it.
You know, IT!

What she has started out almost every morning with, so far.
Remember Steve, Live every day like it's,,,,,,, yada, yada yada.


Nebo thunked too soon.

Well, that's not the look that she read. Nope, uh uh, sorry senoir.
She read, Company is going under. His back hurts, his foot hurts, the Sox lost yesterday, and Hillary Clinton could be our next president.

And she said it.

"Steve, remember, live every day like it's your last day on earth. "

Oh great, she did it. And now I have an audience.
And I glance around and it was like E. F. Hutton had just spoken, they were all listening, and now waiting to see what my response would be.

And I'm still shooting blanks.

So, I just started to babble to buy time, and in the babble, a line found it's way in.

"Yeah, well, that philosophy is all well and good, but just remember, since today is my last day, that tomorrow you have to get rid of the body."
I heard a few snickers, and that just encouraged me.
Concerning things like this, I don't need encouragement!

"And just remember, dear, no plot for me. I want to be creamated, you know me, I like to think outside of the BOX."

YES! My finest hour!
I looked around, and some people were really laughing, but some had the "I don't get it" look on them. Oh well.

I wish I would have been in that Bus...That is Funny!!!!

Hillary our Next President...Now that was Scary

But these cast members that lead the hordes behind them are the most powerfull people on the earth!
More powerfull than any foriegn country dictator, more powerfull than Jesse Jackson, more powerfull than even our Commander in Chief, and , dare I say, even more powerfull than Rosie O'donnels mouth!
Nobody dares cross the line, they may move up next to them, but they never pass them. If they put cast members along the Mexican border holding a rope, that would be the end of illegal immigrants.

But so True!!!!!

But, today, we didn't follow any of them.
We headed straight over to Feeding Nebo, the ride.
I'm sorry, I mean Finding Nemo, the ride.


Make sure you stand in front of the sign for a few moments, until the sea gulls start chirping "MINE" MINE, mine.

One thing I forgot to mention. One of the things I was musing about on the bus was that we have now been away from home for one week, and I really havent hurt myself yet. Haven't you all noticed that?

Well, except for almost crashing inside the Smokies, and running into the partition at Terminator, but that's just normal stuff to me.
Doesn't count.

So,,,,,,
" I am your host, your Ghost host, and I sense a strong feeling of foreboding."

Yeah, you know what's coming.
Or do you?
(darn you la la)

It's nine in the morning, not a cloud in the sky.
WHich means it's Bright!
And Nebo can't walk into a building from the "bright", and see a durn thing.
Now, even though Diane doesn't have this problem, and knows that I do, she doesn't always realize the extents that it translates to.
To her it's not that dark, and she is in commando mode, charging through the Queue area.

I'm hanging onto the railing, feeling my way forward, but it wasn't working.
Because it's not crowded yet, they have "shortcuts' open, that of course, I don't see. But she does. I finally reached a fixed rope, and just stood there. And waaaaay off in the distance, I hear, "Steve?" "Where are you?"

Ok, I guess I'm not at the front, now I have to work my way back.
Wish I had a flashlight.

I pulled out my camera.
I took twenty pictures of the queue on the way back to the boarding area.
(thank you Steven Wright)

But even when I got there, I stil couldn't see a thing, and it was time to get in a clamshell, and I didn't have the slightest idea what it looked like, or which way it was facing, or anything.

This really, really, got ugly, and I am not exaggerating any of this.

Diane grabbed my hand, and let go just as she got in, which was normal.
I stepped up into something, and sat down, oh BOY did I sit down.

Right all the way down to the floor.

My tailbone hit with a splat, I felt a wrench in my back, and then the door automatically closed on my foot, which was still outside the car.
I think that was the correct sequence.

The words, OMG, came from the left, Diane. And OMG, came from the right, a cast member, and all I'm thinking now is OMG, cool, I'm listening in stereo!

Normally, when you do something really stupid and hurt yourself, the first thing you do is look around and see if anybody else saw that too.

Really, you can cut your head off, and the first thing you will do is try to put it back up on top of your neck and look around with a look that says, " I meant to do that."

Well, that's what I'm trying to do right now.
Speaking loudly; " Oh ho ho, those Disney jokers and the moving seats got me, Oh ho ho ho. "

But I still didn't know where the seat was.
And I tried again.
Then the car lurched forward, and I banged a corner into my rib. I tried to sit back down as quickly as I could, but almost sat on the floor again, only this time facing the other way. Luckily, Diane grabbed me, and shoved me backward into a seat.

"Whew!" "Was it good for you?"

It was kind of hard to enjoy the ride, partly because I still couldn't see, and partly because I was trying to figure out if some of my favorite bones were broken.

OMG ...1st of all ...Love the Steven Wright reference!!!!.....& I hopr you survived...waht a Fall!!!!!

Yep, you got it, a mini-not so hidden- rerun.
And with that, i'm going to say, goodnight Love you, mean it!

Awww we love you to Nemo...oopps Nebo!!!!


Sorry it took so long for me to Post but I am Way behind on Everything!!!!!!

 

[Redwitch]

Remember me??

I caught up! I caught up!

Just have to comment... Bomas - someone posted on the Dining Board some time ago that their family would not let them make an ADR at Bomas because "they feed you bugs." Now, DD and I found this

We are now known to sing "Boma Bugs for Breakfast" in perfect harmony at the mere mention of the place. (You get interesting looks on the bus.)

As always - great trippy! Looking forward to the next chapter!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Let's play "Where in the world is Nebo?"

It's Sunday night, we need our fix!!!!!!!!!!

I say he is at the bar with a Manhattan and just fell off the barstool......

LY/MI!

 

[HaleyB]

So what is up with the half smoked smokes accounting?

Did you break your tailbone, or was it merely a flesh wound?

Love the 'out of the box' joke. But I am one of those people that gets jokes about 6 seconds later than everyone else. Which causes me to stare blankly right after a punch line (while I run it through the funny filters in my head) and then to laugh (or really smirk, I'm much more of a smirker than a laugh out louder).

Mr Silly has to badly injure his foot before or during a trip to WDW. He has lost the nail on his big toe. Split his toe open so that it gushed blood. Broken a toe or toes. If he had steel toed shoes I bet a rock would fall on his foot in just such a way as to force the steel plate down and cut into his foot/toes. Really. And his eyesight/night vision is really good. I'm the one that is blind in low light (or if you ask my family in regular light too). The future holds many scary yet potentially humorous things for us, I am sure. But enough about me. Back to you.

When do we get to the Coral Reef?

Oh, and did you know that there is a meteor shower tonight? There is. TFI.

LY/MI

Del's wife made my socks go up and down. Whatever that means. Plus she is a sweet lady with a ton of class.

 

[nebo]

I'm sorry, now that I've got everybody finally trained on when a new chapter comes out, I have to change the rules. Due to Diane's new job, she doesn't get much notice when she' s working, and she's no longer working on monday nights. But, she is tomorrow, so I can sit at the confuser in peace. Until tuesday night though;

Now I read that installment in two sittings (Mom, can I use the computer for just a minute?) but I think you said you hadn't been hurt on this vacation.

What about that support between the double doors at Universal where your glasses were imbedded in your forehead? Did that not count? Or does it have to be a fall down injury?

So are you recommending the Nemo thing or not? Just cute...not worth a long wait?

I'm definitely gonna hafta do the HISTA movie this time. We skipped it last time. I think the girls are still scarred from their screaming exit on the 2000 trip. It's like the Tree of Tears in Epcot!

?)

First of all my dear, and this goes for luvmyboys also. Let me copy from the last installment.
Nebo quote: One thing I forgot to mention. One of the things I was musing about on the bus was that we have now been away from home for one week, and I really havent hurt myself yet. Haven't you all noticed that?

Well, except for almost crashing inside the Smokies, and running into the partition at Terminator, but that's just normal stuff to me.

Now, as you can plainly see, I did mention running into the partition and I am not senile yet. Now that you have been properly chastised, I hope the both of you will learn from this. What, I'm not sure. But, I fear not.
Melinda, future quote: Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?

And two, Nemo is ok, I wouldn't wait very long for it, though.
And I did like your reference to the Tree of Tears. We always just called it the screaming kids show.

Thanks for sayin' what I was thinking LM! I just didn't want to rub it into Nebo's poor accident-prone face. The man needs some dignity!

Nebo-- Maybe it's better you never got that corn dog... you know there is a pointy wooden stick in those suckers, right?

Sharp stick + Nebo + soft tissue of the esophagus=
(with your luck, you'd get nailed by an errant ECV mid-bite).

Great installment Nebo! LY/MI!!

--Shannon

Shannon, see above.
And Diane always removes the stick from the corn dog before I can have it.
She calls them "safety dogs".

Maybe I should have been a bit more clear I'm back from my little DIS board break. I had been absent while trying to get a jump on work before we leave. And now I'm caught up and the DIS addiction can continue. As for our own trip...We leave Thursday

The kids (mom and dad too) are really excited. I'll start a TR when we return.

...The Tigers are killing me I almost can't watch right now

Yah, Kyle's Tigers are in first place now!
Have a great trip Kyle, and not a hurricane in sight.

Yay!!! a new Nebo chapter!

Diane saves your carcass often, does she? You poor, blind, dear!

I thought your "outside the box" comment on the bus was verah funny!

Delswife was the "first" to rock my socks so.....LY/MI!!!

Oh yes Wendy. Diane "saves" me all the time. She was the one that told me to sit, she was the one that slammed me into the doorframe. As Nemo would say, "with fronds like these who needs anemones?"
But sadly, when she needed me to save her carcass when we get to Coranado, I wasn't there for her in time.
( A blatant tease, I like it.)

Hmm.....(hey, wasn't that a song too? Things that make you go hmmm)


Thanks, Nebo. I'll try to steer clear of the killer mousekeepers.

Yeah triple z , I had an encounter last trip report with a mousekeeper on the elevator, with which I barely escaped with my life. It was over at Pop.

I wish I would have been in that Bus...That is Funny!!!!



OMG ...1st of all ...Love the Steven Wright reference!!!!.....& I hopr you survived...waht a Fall!!!!!

Hey Patrick, your right, I'm just like Kyle, I love Steven Wright, I get mad at myself for not thinking up some of those lines, myself.

Remember me??

I caught up! I caught up!

Just have to comment... Bomas - someone posted on the Dining Board some time ago that their family would not let them make an ADR at Bomas because "they feed you bugs." Now, DD and I found this

We are now known to sing "Boma Bugs for Breakfast" in perfect harmony at the mere mention of the place. (You get interesting looks on the bus.)

As always - great trippy! Looking forward to the next chapter!

Yes Redwitch, welcome back. I remember you from the last report. I thought you ran off with Jimmie Johnson or something.
Ok, I have to ask, to what tune is Boma bugs sung to?

Let's play "Where in the world is Nebo?"

It's Sunday night, we need our fix!!!!!!!!!!

I say he is at the bar with a Manhattan and just fell off the barstool......

LY/MI!

Marita, when I drink manhattans, I'm not allowed a stool, I just sit on the floor and untie people's shoes.

=HaleyB;20258216]So what is up with the half smoked smokes accounting?

Not telling yet.

Love the 'out of the box' joke. But I am one of those people that gets jokes about 6 seconds later than everyone else. Which causes me to stare blankly right after a punch line (while I run it through the funny filters in my head) and then to laugh (or really smirk, I'm much more of a smirker than a laugh out louder).

I believe you, people that come up with, "well, that was a pump fake chapter" are definately smirkers.

Mr Silly has to badly injure his foot before or during a trip to WDW. He has lost the nail on his big toe. Split his toe open so that it gushed blood. Broken a toe or toes. If he had steel toed shoes I bet a rock would fall on his foot in just such a way as to force the steel plate down and cut into his foot/toes. Really. And his eyesight/night vision is really good. I'm the one that is blind in low light (or if you ask my family in regular light too). The future holds many scary yet potentially humorous things for us, I am sure. But enough about me.

It sounds like he likes feet about as much as I do.

When do we get to the Coral Reef?

One Coral Reef, coming right up!

see ya'll tomorrow

 

[luvhockey]

Smidgy got a new job? Did I miss a line somewhere? I remember a VFW lead, is this the job. Yeah for the income!!
Of course, you're posting mid afternoon, is that a bad sign?

I want to know the boma bug tune also. Sounds like something fun to sing when we go in Nov. The boys will get a kick out of it.

Can't wait for Coral Reef. I've got the diver and personalized menu lined up for DS 9th birthday when we're down there.

And kind of on a side note--I've been having a grand time reading Delswife's past trippies on her site. Did something happen to her? I hear vague references, hope it was nothing bad.

Until tomorrow
Angela

 

[celerystalker]

I didn't read this installment.
Cuz I'm still mad at you for being glad I'm not reading!
And for being mad that I was the 100th reader on Kay's report!
Geez!

But if I had read, I'd have this to say:

When we walked up to the bus stop, I had lit a smoke. But the bus pulled up right away, I got maybe two puffs before I had to snub it out and put it back in my pack.
Now, once the bus landed, I try it again for the walk to the front gate. But of course I grabbed one of the taller ones, and got maybe four puffs from that one before I had to snub it out and put it back in the pack.

I know you're wondering why I'm sharing this with you, but it will come into play later on at Epcot.

I don't smoke anymore. (well, unless I'm drinking near someone who smokes and I can bum a cigarette off them. Which is another reason I want to stalk you in September. Cuz you drink. and smoke. Just don't tell Tammy. Cuz she gets mad. And I know people bumming smokes from you makes you irate, so I'll bring dollars to give you.
And if you're real nice, I'll stuff them in your udder.
Anyway - I used to smoke - and relit cigarettes are nasty!!!

That's Honey I shrunk the Audience, for Marita, who's never been to Disney

.

OH MY GOODNESS! It's so true!!!!! If you and smidgy are still there on the 29th, I'm forcing her to go see Fantasmic!
Feel free to join us.
Ohhhh - and there's a nice smoking area between Aerosmith and ToT.
Again.
Don't tell Tammy.

This really, really, got ugly, and I am not exaggerating any of this.

Diane grabbed my hand, and let go just as she got in, which was normal.
I stepped up into something, and sat down, oh BOY did I sit down.

Right all the way down to the floor.

My tailbone hit with a splat, I felt a wrench in my back, and then the door automatically closed on my foot, which was still outside the car.
I think that was the correct sequence.

The words, OMG, came from the left, Diane. And OMG, came from the right, a cast member, and all I'm thinking now is OMG, cool, I'm listening in stereo!

Oh Nebo! Can't you wait to one side for your eyes to adjust? How long does it take?

The last time we were here, I got to the point where I wanted to grab this kid's Pal Mickey away from him, and just start yelling,,,,
"One more Kodak Memory, and the mouse get's it!"

My eyes well up everytime. I hate it.
Hmph.


again. I didn't read. I just randomly cutted and pasted some stuff and put what I wanted to in.

 

[Goofyfan1]

Oh My goodness Nebo gets eaten by a clam Smidgy gets a new job and Nebo is on a confuser

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Backstage_Gal
Let's play "Where in the world is Nebo?"

It's Sunday night, we need our fix!!!!!!!!!!

I say he is at the bar with a Manhattan and just fell off the barstool......

LY/MI!



Marita, when I drink manhattans, I'm not allowed a stool, I just sit on the floor and untie people's shoes.

 

[tiggerbell]

When I drink Manhattans, I'm not allowed on a stool... I sit under it and untie people's shoes.


It's scary how easy this is to picture...

 

[Redwitch]

I thought you ran off with Jimmie Johnson or something.

First - Jimmie is young enough to be my son. Second - He is married to some model. However, I wouldn't mind running off with his money. What a Disney vacation that would buy...I'm off to WDW - see you in 10 years.

to what tune is Boma bugs sung to?

No actual tune you could name. Remember when you were in third grade??? "Billy has a girlfriend." or "Na-na-Na-na-Woo-Woo." Just that irritating, childish, sing-song tone. Practice - make it your own.

 

[smidgy]

angela, it's not really a job.. mostly a fill-in, the people are nice. if you work REALLY hard at it, you can manage to open those beer cans without breaking a nail I was really excited the other night.. I actually made one mixed drink!( if you spend enough time talking to them, they'll leave you $2 instead of $1.) I can't blame them, that's what they know. My dad is 83, and when we go to dinner, he will pick up the whole tab.. he's NOT cheap! but I always peek at the bill after, to see the tip, and end up chasing down the server to slip her some extra $. "he's old, he doesn't know any better" and I don't want to insult him.
just reread the last 10 pages! all I have to say is LYMI! you guys are the best medicine in the world! (outside of Nebo, who has been there for me, thick and thin) the disboards (read: all you great people) are the BEST attitude adjustment in the world
now, back to your unregularly scheduled program. (sorry, I'm working tomorrow night instead of tonight)