Still Feeding Nebo: The may trip final chapter pg 122, Dec. 31

[Disneydad99]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

I about Fell in the Floor Laughing When I Saw this.....Now I know what to look for @ POR...an Udderly Gorgeous Lady & a Cow Poker of a Guy!!!

Now, I can totally understand that many of you are waiting on pins and needles for for my critique, of the Ristorante, Boma. And I can totally understand that, considering my vast culinary knowledge in all things fine dining.
I am up for the challenge, and I shall not dissapoint.

The vittles here are really weird!

The Vittles are Weird Their!!!!

I also had taken a bowl of this extremely exotic soup, ,,,chicken.
Well, that's what the sign said, anyway, right Diane?
Diane?

But it was "white" chicken soup.
I never saw "white" chicken soup. To me, chicken soup is kinda yellow.
"It's because of all the sunlight," she told me. "The chickens are all albino."

As I was eating it, the nickel dropped in.
"Wait a minute!"
"All chickens are albino!"

Heck the Cows around Here want you to Eat Chikin!!!

We go back up there for the main courses, but, now I don't trust her.
Nope, not at all.
I think she wanted that piece of iceberg lettuce.
"Honey? You still love me, right?"

"UP YOURS!"

Yep, she wanted that piece of iceberg after all.

& it is Here that I realized your fight at the Lettuce spot was with Diane!!!

With me leading, we got up to the carving kiosk.

"OH GEEZ! That things' still got a huge bone sticking out of it , or maybe a horn!"

"No, Steve, that's a skewer, it keeps the meat from falling apart."
"I knew that!"
"Just checking."

I am Still laughing at this one!!!....

And I asked her for butter. It seemed like the logical , and easy way out , thing to do, right?

Au Contraire!
Whichever African country she originated in, evidently they don't have a word for butter. And the more I tried to explain it, the worse she got confused.
And then I did what I always do when I have a language problem with somebody.
I make this feeble attempt to talk in Spanish.
Which, I can't speak either.

"Senora? Uno buttero, por favor?"
yep, that'll work.

I was afraid it was about to get to the point where I am in the aisle on my hands and knees, with Diane standing behind me making the milking motion, and then grabbing the broom from the guy nearbye who was sweeping, and making the "churning" motion, but I got the message across by picking up my bread, and pretending to spread something on it with my knife.

'OH! You want Budder!"

"Si".

I love it ...This is what I do when no one understands English...I speak Spanish to them.....

 

[tiggerwannabe]

I've been rediculously busy at work lately...I've totally caught up now~

As promised...here's Delswife's page~

http://www.delswife.net/2003/2003-01.htm

and

O.M.G.!

At first I thought that pic was photoshopped...then I realized that's not possible

You two are too much

 

[Goofyfan1]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

 

[Kimberly815]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

Too much!!

 

[smidgy]

about the hair thing: look again at nebo's head. there is a little hair on the side, but the black is the cap that came with the costume, it had little ears that you can't see because he put his "stupidfishinghat" on top! ( he never went anywhere without that hat until I talked him into the baldy look.)
ps. can you believe I talked him into wearing that? (I rigged it so milk actually came out of the teats, he had a little bulb to squeeze ) we won first prize, BTW.

 

[UtahMama]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

OH NO YOU DI-INT!!!

I just can't comment and keep it Disney-clean so I wont touch it, errr, that...


Nebo- for you! (Your Welcome! Stop licking the computer monitor!)

My 2 year old was quieted from her diva tantruming because I gave her like 3 of these before I realized my huge mama error! Ok, she was reeeeeally good the rest of the night Don't call DCFS on me!

I sweet-talked a chef into giving me the recipe for Zebra Domes. Turns out they give out any recipe you might want. No sweet talkin' required.

P.S. I can't believe you ate the platypus soup!!!!

 

[nebo]

Oh PLEASE, PLEASE, stop posting that picture! I'm begging you! Yes, that was from Halloween, ten years ago. (halloween? geesh, ya think?)
And the only reason we won first prize is because they all felt sorry for me, my under the costume milk bag, kept leaking, so I had it running down my leg into my shoe all night. I knew this scanner was a bad idea.

Filleted maggots, mmmmm yummy. Can't wait for more. We have an ADR for Boma in November and want to see what other items to avoid.
Angela

only one.

butter

Well now you scared me! Not because of your report but now that I am getting *ahem* older, the "b" word, yes biofocals, is being mentioned by my eye doctor. I guess this means that I should get used to not being able to read.

Donald, there are many new experiences to look forward to. Like when you are in a hardware store and you rip off your glasses to read the price on the bottom shelf and bend over really quickly only to embed a sprinkler up your nostril.

I can't see them.
They are too little for the "regular" part of my glasses, but too far away for the bifocal part. So, for me to read them, I would have to make an entire fool out of myself, and do the duck walk, by the tables. Now, I have nothing against making a fool out of myself, as you all well know

You just about made me choke to death on my ciggy. I even burnt my throat laughing and inhaling at the same time. Almost spilt my coffee. I have the same problem with my bifocals. Cant be the age, can it? Keep on typing.

Connie, I thought about trifocals, but ruled them out. I think I'd look like a mental case constantly tilting my head forward and back trying to figure out which one to look through.

Friends, Family, this was her last trip report... Jaime was struck by lightning Dis'sing during a thunderstorm...[/I]

Or not. Seriously - Flower Power Trip - link in signature below... come on... click it... you know you want to...

That was a flippin funny post, Jaime, I'm going to miss you.

Well after that review how can I not go to Boma's now.

Nebo you have a true talent, keep it coming

No, Mo, that wasn''t a true talent. Monday's post was the result of being overtired to the point of slap happy, and the two manhattans didn't help.
Or did they?

Diet Coke on laptop = Not good, but this made me almost pee a little

Diet Coke- 1.00
Lap top- 800.00
A little pee-priceless

Laughed out loud at the cow picture. My first thought was should who is milking who be switched around? Ok on second thought maybe not. You are so baaaaaaaddddd Mr Nebo. Maybe the person wouldn't have even known about churning but it would've made for interesting entertainment.
Thanks for another wonderful installment.
Angela

It's not like it REALLY HAPPENED! I'd never be caught dead portraying a cow.

Oh.

See... now, if I'd read this before I made my ADR's

I would be eating at Boma's


oh well another missed opportunity

It's never too late to change them Becky, just remember to bring a fork with to the salad bar part.

Your trip Report is hilarious!! I am sitting here almost in tears I have been laughing so much. Can't wait to hear the rest.

WELCOME, new person! Ok, why the *? Like Barry Bonds should have next to his name.
Gasp! Don't tell me in the record books, you'll be known as Sleeping Beauty one steroids?
And I'm very sorry you were almost in tears.

Inside of me
There is no glee,
Until I see
I made you pee.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Inside of me
There is no glee,
Until I see
I made you pee.

OK, you just made me pee a little

 

[Piglets Mommy]

Nebo, I'm signing on! I had heard all about your great TR's all over the DIS, and It was slow at work today, so I figured I'd Check it out! I'm hooked, but I still have a long way to go to catch up!!!!

 

[nebo]

That's it... you've done it... you are the funniest man I ever "met"! Between you and Tigerbell, this morning I have had some really big TV laughs! Some came with tears!!! But not that kind... this kind... !!! Thanks Nebo, ya made my day!

My pleasure, ma'am, just doing my job.

That was one of the most amusing Boma reports I have ever read. I cannot even pick out a specific part to quote, cause it was all funny Duck walks & Afritude, woo-hoo! Also, i'm dying to know what your typo was!

P-Disney, I had more fun typing in that chapter, than I ever had before. I'm not sure if it was the fact I was so tired and just slap happy, or what, but when I sat down, all I had going for me was zebra domes, my fear of platypus, and a waitress that didn't understand the word "butter".
It just flowed, and not in a good way. Thanks, and don't forget to tell us when your show is going to be aired, are we still talking oct?

I almost wet myself when I read that!!

Winkers, everytime you post, I lose 5 minutes just staring at your Avatar, that just goes so perfect with your screen name, I love that little guy.
Oh, I'm sorry, thank you for almost wetting yourself.

Nebo, that was hilarious

I'll have to make it out there sometime...

Yes, Marita, you should, shame you live so far away.

The Boma review was too !! I cancelled our Boma ADR for our upcoming trip after seeing all the pictures of the buffet--I could just see DH asking for Texas Pete to disguise it all. We are going to Chefs de France that night instead ! ?

Yeah, whogirl, we are trying Chefs ourselves next trip. Oh, Joy. But at least it's another table service we can then "knock off " the list that we haven't tried.
oh joy


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Haley - I can't reread it yet. Too emotional.

Oh, great, here we go.

Nebo and Smidge - reading it now is worth nebo getting knocked out a few times! Geez! Who wouldn't hurt for their Potter fascination?

Nebo wouldn't, not when a cheaper soft cover will come out.

And I'm sick of people asking me questions.

Me too, uh, what was the question?

Although I did tell someone a few years ago who dies in 6. Only cuz I knew that person was blonde and would forget by the time the movie came out.

Like I just recently said, I'm now reading book six, 200 pages into it, and now you tell me a major character dies? No, I don't think you were referring to Hagrid's Hippogriff.

Wait.

Now what?

Is this a harry potter thread?

not sure anymore

Have you posted an update?

gee, I might have, again, not sure

Oh. You did.

I KNEW IT!

Guess I should go read it, huh?

nope, let's talk about desperate housewives, now.

Wait.

What?

Nebo.

I said , What.

Have you read my pre trippie? I know smidgy did. But did you? I refuse to read anymore until you read mine. Ha!

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Whew!
I still say, if you factor in Kay's time traveling in her trip report last year, I was the 100th poster, not you. But you got credit, and the triumverate ruled agianst me.
I don't forget that easily.

boy, I'm exhausted , from that one post.
geesh

So I shouldn't tell you about the part when Darth Vader tells Harry he is his father????

Nebo we love Boma. I'd eat there twice if we could fit it in. And it wasn't so far out of the way, and all. Yum. Based on your feelings about weird meats I think you would really like Artists Point. Or do I? (Hi La La!)

Oh Haley B, we peaked in at Artist's Point, does that count? We did eat at whispering canyon though, but they put us with all the old fogeys in the outter room. We heard all this laughter and guffawing and chortling going on, but we couldn't see a thing. Still, we had a great meal there. We liked it.
Or did we? (hi la la )

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

QUOTE]
I'll get you for this.
I'll get you for this, my pretty, and your little cow, too!

So it seems that whole act-like-a-cow thing at Boma was not new to him.

Apparently you are right lexinda, these suppressed images in my life seem to be making a resurgence through this trip report.
If Freud was my therapist, he would have hung himself by now.

 

[nebo]

You weren't kidding about Smidgy milking you. That is soooooo a riot. Had to cross my legs really hard when I saw that. That has got to be one of the best costumes I've seen. Can't wait until Thursday.
Angela

No, Angela, bad choice costume. Do you have any idea what it was like all night with those things sticking out in front, having people come by and try to find the Real one?
Luckily, I left it at home.

I was so stunned by the hair, I udderly missed the , ummh, Udder the first time.............. and if you look at the lower half of Nebo, like from the bucket on, it has a perfect cow face!!!!!!!!!!!

So glad I'm here for your amusement, fraulein

I about Fell in the Floor Laughing When I Saw this.....Now I know what to look for @ POR...an Udderly Gorgeous Lady & a Cow Poker of a Guy!!![/COLOR

& it is Here that I realized your fight at the Lettuce spot was with Diane!!!

I love it ...This is what I do when no one understands English...I speak Spanish to them.....

Actually, no Patrick, the fight was really with this other gunslinger guy, she was behind me, and out of position. But she watched. I think she was hoping that we would both kill ourselves, and she could get the iceberg piece..

I've been rediculously busy at work lately...I've totally caught up now~

As promised...here's Delswife's page~

http://www.delswife.net/2003/2003-01.htm

and

O.M.G.!

At first I thought that pic was photoshopped...then I realized that's not possible

You two are too much

Thanks for the link, Colleen, but I have no idea what you meant by photo shopped, and how you knew whatever you meant, wasn't. we are going to miss you in September.

OH NO YOU DI-INT!!!

I just can't comment and keep it Disney-clean so I wont touch it, errr, that...


Nebo- for you! (Your Welcome! Stop licking the computer monitor!)

My 2 year old was quieted from her diva tantruming because I gave her like 3 of these before I realized my huge mama error! Ok, she was reeeeeally good the rest of the night Don't call DCFS on me!

I sweet-talked a chef into giving me the recipe for Zebra Domes. Turns out they give out any recipe you might want. No sweet talkin' required.

P.S. I can't believe you ate the platypus soup!!!!

Stop it, the soup said chicken, and I believe, if we handed out zebra domes to Al Quida and the Tallibab, the terrorism would stop.
Here, you take some. You go first, I'll be right behind.

Nebo, I'm signing on! I had heard all about your great TR's all over the DIS, and It was slow at work today, so I figured I'd Check it out! I'm hooked, but I still have a long way to go to catch up!!!!

Hi piglets mommy, WELCOME! But I think you heard this trip report is "grating", yeah, that would make more sense. But, if you like to grate, your always welcome.

 

[Stan's MaggieMouse]

No, Angela, bad choice costume. Do you have any idea what it was like all night with those things sticking out in front, having people come by and try to find the Real one?
Luckily, I left it at home.

You left it at home???


Stop it, the soup said chicken, and I believe, if we handed out zebra domes to Al Quida and the Tallibab, the terrorism would stop.
Here, you take some. You go first, I'll be right behind.

The Tallibab? Is that the part Barbara Streisand played in Yentel?

Maggie

 

[Disneydad99]

Actually, no Patrick, the fight was really with this other gunslinger guy, she was behind me, and out of position. But she watched. I think she was hoping that we would both kill ourselves, and she could get the iceberg piece..

That is too Funny.....Diane is a hoot!!!!!

 

[lovebuzzandwoody]

The Tallibab? Is that the part Barbara Streisand played in Yentel?

Maggie

Maggie, you found a hidden Nebo! Good for you!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Maggie, you found a hidden Nebo! Good for you!

Hey, "finding a hidden Nebo" could become something like doing a LaLA or a Zzub............

Nebo could live on in eternal cyberworld

LY/MI!

 

[lexmelinda]

Hey, "finding a hidden Nebo" could become something like doing LaLA or a Zzub............

I thought nebo was a verb meaning "to injure yourself doing something ordinary (ie reading, washing your hands) such that said injury requires controlled substances for pain." Example: I neboed my head while reading Harry Potter the other night.

 

[Stan's MaggieMouse]

Nebo is both a noun and a verb. Kind of like Wave - There are waves in the ocean (noun) and you can wave goodbye to someone (verb). Only very special people get to be both.

Maggie

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Nebo is both a noun and a verb. Kind of like Wave - There are waves in the ocean (noun) and you can wave goodbye to someone (verb). Only very special people get to be both.

Maggie

Good one, Maggiie

LY/MI, Nebo!

 

[myrsfmly]

It's never too late to change them Becky, just remember to bring a fork with to the salad bar part.

QUOTE]

Maybe I'll try to get to Boma's now that Teppanyaki is closed until the 10th of never!!

 

[McDisney]

No, Angela, bad choice costume. Do you have any idea what it was like all night with those things sticking out in front, having people come by and try to find the Real one?
Luckily, I left it at home.

What, do you have Snap-on tools?





Myself I prefer Craftsman, you don't have to wait for the truck to come back around to get a tool replaced.......... whaddya think I was talking about?