We were suckered in at St. Maarten's with the promise of seeing the castle ruins there by a timeshare that wasn't mentioned to be a timeshare offer but a "chamber of commerce" special.
Be very careful - they wouldn't let us get a taxi back (taxi's had to be called for by the timeshare). .... so we put our little actor (Michael who was 6) to work - he started whining LOUDLY and crying that he was "hot, sick and wanted to go back to the boat". I mean, it's the kind of thing that drives everyone nuts, and it worked! They quickly called us a taxi after he announced in the middle of the "lovely" waiting area that he was going to throw up all over if he didn't get back.
Gotta love that kid - he sure got us out of that! And yes, I let him have the rest of the day for himself and he got to pick out a toy from the ship's store for his "extraordinary performance".
Rae