Sporks

monkeyboy

<font color=purple>Strangely fascinated by zombies
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Why can I get them in plastic and not in flatware? :confused3
 
I remember seeing them in flatware in a catalog, Signals or something like that maybe?
 
Here is the "new and improved" spork-opens your beer too :thumbsup2

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Home.STAINLESS-STEEL-SCORK!&p=28329&c=80

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This one's made from titanium.

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The Spork of the Gods

One utensil for both forking and spooning
Made from super strong titanium
Threatens job security of your other utensils

Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.

The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!
 


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