Special 5 night Bahamas 9/1/08 Are you going?

[bonzie1]

Janis! You've added AKL!!! Good for you!!!

 

[Hygiene99]

Just wanted to share this email ....

In this life, we have to find something that will bring at least one smile a day - this is for one of those big grins for today - I wanted to give you something to make this day extra special----ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Always
Shirley


Subject: HOW TO SURVIVE

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To
Make Them Smile.

Its Called .......
therapy


FAITH IS EVERYTHING, FOR WITHOUT IT, WE HAVE NOTHING

 

[Scott H]

Just wanted to share this email ....

In this life, we have to find something that will bring at least one smile a day - this is for one of those big grins for today - I wanted to give you something to make this day extra special----ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Always
Shirley


Subject: HOW TO SURVIVE

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To
Make Them Smile.

Its Called .......
therapy


FAITH IS EVERYTHING, FOR WITHOUT IT, WE HAVE NOTHING

Works for me 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

 

[TiggerKing]

Just wanted to share this email ....

In this life, we have to find something that will bring at least one smile a day - this is for one of those big grins for today - I wanted to give you something to make this day extra special----ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Always
Shirley

Let it be written, let it be so....according to the prophecy.

 

[two-foxes]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

 

[Hygiene99]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

congrats you 2

 

[Scott H]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

Congrats, I see you are just down the road from us.

RE: the email Peter passed on, I must admit I have done some of those things.

 

[winotracy]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

Congratulations!! I can't wait to meet Merrick on this cruise

 

[webray]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11.

Congratulations!

 

[bonzie1]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

Congratulations!!! What a JOY!

 

[bonzie1]

Peter!

Loved your post. I really needed to laugh today. Work is like a zoo, and I want so badly to yell, "THEY'RE LOOSE!!! THEY'E ALL LOOSE!!!"

Thanks!

 

[Hygiene99]

Peter!

Loved your post. I really needed to laugh today. Work is like a zoo, and I want so badly to yell, "THEY'RE LOOSE!!! THEY'E ALL LOOSE!!!"

Thanks!

I suggest number 2

 

[Janis]

Janis! You've added AKL!!! Good for you!!!

Yes, I can't convince Ron to buy me a "MouseHouse" (he hates the heat) but I did convince him to buy a few more points. I figure we can use all our points to spend some of the winter there when we retire, LOL.

Peter,

Just printed out your list and will try to do at least a few of them today

 

[TiggerKing]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

Congrats on the new arrival! Can't wait to see the pictures!

 

[PrettyInTink]

Peter- Those made me smile, thanks! I want to do the hairdryer one. How funny would that be? I also like the mosquito net/tropical sounds one. I can TOTALLY see ScottH doing that!

 

[icunurse_celeste]

Congrats on the blessed baby boy! Little boys are so sweet and fun to be with!

 

[LCTsMom]

Hey all, long time, no talk too.....well....our little man came on time on his due date on June 11. It seems just like yesterday, literally, but days, nights, hours are not meaning too much in his life. Exhausting, but great. My body has no clue what hit it!

When Tim gets the photos uploaded to the computer, I'll post one of him. Merrick is a very handsome, cute baby, and I am not just saying that becuase he's mine!!!!

Congrats! Enjoy every second, it goes way too fast!

 

[Caitsmama]

Ha!! That email was too funny!! Thanks for sharing!!

And congrats two-foxes!!

 

[Hygiene99]

Ha!! That email was too funny!! Thanks for sharing!!

And congrats two-foxes!!

Caitsmama, There names are Tim & Jill. Very nice couple...
Just want to keep you in the loop..

We had the pleasure of sailing with them a couple of times..

They have done Back to back cruises, on the Magic..

Sort of, part of there cruise was interupted by a hurricane..




Peter

 

[PrettyInTink]

Caitsmama, There names are Tim & Jill. Very nice couple...
Just want to keep you in the loop..

We had the pleasure of sailing with them a couple of times..

They have done Back to back cruises, on the Magic..

Sort of, part of there cruise was interupted by a hurricane..




Peter

That's funny Peter, I don't get first-named on here. I just get called Pit a lot. Oh well, brought it on myself.

Jill, Merrick is a great name for a little boy. How unique!