Southwest - The breakup letter

[Terry's Angels]

Ok Southy I've tried everything to get you to open up your schedule.....
First I ignored you (I'm only going to check your website once a week). Then I threatened you (Fine, I'll just go to Airtran then). Then begged you (PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE open the schedule). You've ignored me everytime because you know my threats are hollow, you know that I'm addicted to your cheap fares, unchanging schedule and punctuality. You know I get a thrill when I see that "A" boarding pass come off of my computer..............

So here we are 2/8/07 and I **think** you said it was going to be today, but promises haven't been kept. I just think it's time we ended this. It's not you it's me. I need more stability in my life right now. We just need a little space for now. Maybe in the future we can try to make this work..... I'll miss you.

 

[bransworld]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it this morning.

 

[Shifletjl]

 

[Nurse_Mommy4]

 

[Waseller77]

That's funny!

FYI - From what I have heard, the schedule generally opens on the rumored day around 10am CST, 11am EST. If you can just wait 2 more hours...

 

[princesscj]

Awesome letter!!

I too went to Southwest.com hoping, hoping, hoping to book travel.... nope!! UGH!!!! WHEN SOUTHWEST, WHEN?!?!?!?

 

[rchristiansen]

I just wanted to join in on the wait for SW. I am going to WDW May 6 - 11th. I just need to get my return flight for May 11th. ARGGGH!

If they don't open the schedule soon, then I guess I'll just have to stay down in Orlando

 

[emmabelle]

If they don't open the schedule soon, then I guess I'll just have to stay down in Orlando

Great idea!

 

[KimAshton]

If they don't open the schedule soon, then I guess I'll just have to stay down in Orlando

Is that a bad thing?? LOL.

 

[Luckymommyx2]

Love the letter!

 

[tacomaranch]

You forgot...can will still be friends?

 

[Terry's Angels]

You forgot...can will still be friends?

That's right!!! How could I forget that important line in a breakup letter