Funny! I figured a tactic like that would work or maybe just have a conversation with your child from your seat to theirs so that those who didn't want to change would have to understand what it is like to not be able to sit with a child because they need the center seat or some other thing like that. I would rather put two people together then to have then talking loudly around me![]()
Actually, speak to frequent flyers (like those on the board Bavaria suggested) and you will learn that "scare" tactics like this backfire. With earphones on, it is quite easy to ignore conversation around you (and the five year old asking for help with their juice/movie). Ask nicely and you are likely to receive help. Act like a passive-aggressive jerk, and that butt is firmly in that seat (with no help to your child).
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Both raise much needed revenue.