It's not the barbed wire internet that is so slow (actually, the hogwire was faster...), it's the fact that I have to wait for my neighbors here at the complex to get done with it first so I can use it.
Actually, being last has its advantages. Usually our gas prices are the cheapest in the country, mainly because nobody with an internal combustion engine wants to come here. Our weather is usually less stormy, because even the storms have standards. We are the best at camping, mainly because a lot of us live in campers full time. Our cost of living is the cheapest in the country, I mean, come on, a box of shotgun shells only cost about $8 and you can feed a family of 4 for about 2 months on that.
But, at least the largest river in the country is named after us...
or, is it that we were named after the river?
We are a favorite tourist destination for a lot of things...
like mosquitoes, opossums, woodpeckers (imagine that), people who have chionophobia (I is educated), and people who are seeking to commit suicide by boredom (quick death in this state).
Here's a photo I took this past November on my way back home from Fort Wilderness...
Oh, and for anybody taking offense to this, get in line...I live here. It's my "dead last in everything" state. Me and my cousin (I mean my wife), are proud of it.
P.S.
Hey Ed, you look up
Chionophobia yet?