Two long sleeved shirts, tied around the waist to cover the tear. One for the front and one for the rear!
Geemo

I'm curious do you not trust that the CMs or stores know if they sell shorts? I would think it is easier to just ask them than ask people not there.
I have to agree. We were an the hunt for girl's sneakers and couldn't find them in several stores, so we asked a CM. she said they called every store and none carried them. A little bit later we walked into the store in Frotierland and there they were. They were sizes incorrectly, but they had a bunch of them. We ended up getting adult shoes and stuffing the toes a little. An expensive, and time consuming, lesson to teach Mommy to pay more attention when packing!I'm not the OP, but I can speak from experience that the CMs do not always know. Once, we needed a pair of child's pants and were sent to 4 different stores, none of which actually had them. And another time, DD was looking for something specific and we asked in a bunch of stores and none had them, nor knew where to get them, but gave suggestions. I actually think asking on here was a pretty good idea!
I have to agree. We were an the hunt for girl's sneakers and couldn't find them in several stores, so we asked a CM. she said they called every store and none carried them. A little bit later we walked into the store in Frotierland and there they were. They were sizes incorrectly, but they had a bunch of them. We ended up getting adult shoes and stuffing the toes a little. An expensive, and time consuming, lesson to teach Mommy to pay more attention when packing!