Mushrooms- I'm a washer, but I do it really fast and with really cold water because maybe then, the mushrooms won't notice what I'm doing.
Alton- *loooove him!* I learn so much from watching that show. I took notes on his coffee episode and I went out and bought beans and a grinder and made the best coffee I've ever had in my life - and much cheaper than DD or Starbucks. And his chocolate chip cookies "The Thin" are my favorite!!!

Although, I have to say Tyler Florence REALLY melts my butter

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Paula Deen- I love her! She's like everyone's cool motherly aunt. I love how she shamelessly uses butter and sugar and deep fryers. It's definitely like food porn to someone on a diet like me, lol. And as far as drinking, if anyone hits the bottle before his show, it's DEFINITELY Emeril!
Rachel Ray- I liked her a lot at first- I love perky!

But I think she's saturating the market now, which exaggerates any of her traits. You know how you have a great friend but if you move in with them, the little quirks start to wear on you? It's like that. We're up to like three or four shows, a zillion books, a magazine AND a talk show in the works. But, I have to say I probably make more of her recipes than anyone else's. Most of them are healthy, fast and taste really, really good. And she always wears black pants, like me. I own twelve pairs of black pants (actually 10, I just donated two older pairs) and I imagine she has more than I do.
Anyway, Alton's my final word on food.

He's got the history, the research, the science, and he's really funny.