"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts,

[piglet too]

Don't know if I have this right but....

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun"

 

[kikipug]

Yum, Yum, Bumble Bee,
Bumble Bee Tuna,
I love Bumble Bee,
Bumble Bee Tuna
(cue the kids running with the Bumble Bee helium baloon "a-la-Macy's-Parade")


But the commercial that always sticks in my head isn't a jingle, but a line that a little girl says in the Wonder Wheat Bread commercial... while making a sandwich for her little sister.

Big Sis: "Gorgonzola the monster GRABS the children, PUTS them in the dungeon, and makes them eat WHEAT BREAD"

Little Sis: (whispering): Ohhh nooooo....

 

[powellrj]

Hurry on down to Hardees, Where the burgers are charcoal broiled

 

[transparant]

Hershey's is The Great American Chocolate Bar........

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

I want my....


baby back baby back baby back

I want my baby back baby back baby back


Chili's baby back ribs...

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Oh oh oh! My new favorite commercial with a song!

Picture yourself when you’re getting old,
Sat by the fireside a-pondering on[? ].
Picture book, pictures of your mama, taken by your papa a long time ago.
Picture book, of people with each other, to prove they love each other a long ago.Na, na, na, na, na na.
Na, na, na, na, na na.
Picture book.
Picture book.

A picture of you in your birthday suit,
You sat in the sun on a hot afternoon.
Picture book, your mama and your papa, and fat old uncle charlie out cruising with their friends.
Picture book, a holiday in august, outside a bed and breakfast in sunny southend.
Picture book, when you were just a baby, those days when you were happy, a long time ago.Na, na, na, na, na na.
Na, na, na, na, na na.
Picture book.
Picture book.
Picture book.
Picture book.

Picture book,
Na, na, na, na na,
Na, na, na, na na,
A-scooby-dooby-doo.
Picture book,
Na, na, na, na na,
Na, na, na, na na,
A-scooby-dooby-doo.
Picture book, pictures of your mama, taken by your papa a long time ago.
Long time ago,
Long time ago,
Long time ago,
Long time ago,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

[HisEllyNelly]

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese. pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun....BIG MAC!

 

[Shugardrawers]

Hey little fella gotta change your touch
What you thought was enough might be too much
You see, it's more cushiony than ever before
Charmin Ultra, less is more

When we say less is more, less is more
It's more absorbent that the regular rippled brand for sure
What you used to love now you're gonna adore
Charmin Ultra, less is more
Cha cha cha (wiggle your butt) Charmin

 

[MickiMouth]

Who's that kid with the OREO cookie.

 

[tarmand]

Big Mac,
Filet-O-Fish,
Quarter Pounder,
French Fries

Icy Coke,
Thick Shakes,
Sundaes and
Applie Pies


and......


Oh I wish I were already there
instead of here
playing this song.

Oh I would have a big chocolate shake
a cheeseburger
and also, oops, and also fries.

And I would eat all of my fries
and not give any to my dumb brother
These fries are mine all mine.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

I really don't like this one, but it is DS's absolute FAVORITE and he sings it every time we go to Target!

If you want a fresher house, raise your paw,
If you want a fresher house, raise your paw,
If you want a fresher house,
Don't sit around and grouse,
If you want a fresher house,
Raise your paw!

Can't even tell you what brand of cat litter it is for!

 

[kikipug]

Devil Dogs are delicious....

Can't remember the middle of the jingle, but it ends with

I like Devil Dogs more - than - MARSHA!!

 

[Credit Man]

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner... that is what I truely want to be-e-e. Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner...everyone would be in love with me!

 

[Poohnatic]

Schaefer is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one...

Come to the Honeycomb Hideout!

Gosh, I'm reliving my childhood here!

Suzanne

 

[piglet too]

When you run out
run out to White Hen
when you run out of anything
run out to White Hen
when you run out
run out to......

 

[laurie31]

Just pick a pack
of Juicy Fruit gum
chew it and let all the flavor come through
when you just pick a pack
of Juicy Fruit gum
and let it all happen to you

Laurie

 

[Figment22]

You deserve a break today
So get up and get away
To Mc Donald's


I am stuck on Band Aid
Cause Band Aid's Stuck on Me


Oh a kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo first
And save the chocolate cookie outside for last.


Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!


Once upon a time there was an engineer,
Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear.
He had an engine and it sure was fun,
he used Good and Plenty candy, to make his train run.
Charlie says: "Love my Good and Plenty
Charlie says: they really ring my bell!"
Charlie says: "Love my Good and Plenty
Don't know any other candy that I love so well"
Don't know any other candy, that I love so well!"

 

[kikipug]

Schaefer is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one...

Gosh, I'm reliving my childhood here!

Suzanne

Just what kind of childhood DID you have???

 

[Charade]

(Said in a deep voice)

Trojan Man!

I know it's not really a jingle, but it just popped in my head.

Talk about a double meaning!!!!!

 

[John VN]

How about...

Double your pleasure
Double your fun

With Double Mint, Double Mint
Double Mint Gum

John