Yesterday I drank a bathtub full of water and last night had to wake up every 15 minutes to let it out. I took my daughter to the park and walked around the lake. I thought my shins were going to burst into flames! My wife fed me a salad, a piece of baked catfish the size of maybe 3 sardines and a bowl of cantalope. I got on the scale this morning (Wendy, my scale usually says, "One at a time!") and saw thatI lost 12 pounds! In one day! I haven't even done my morning crossword puzzle! At this rate I should be at my birth weight in less than a month! I better slow down because in 2 weeks I'll be able to walk through a harp.