Somebody PLEASE, Make Me Laugh!

["Got Disney"]

Okay, here ya go (this is an e-mail I received, it did not happen to me):

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:

"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.

She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

talk about being nice and shinny...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

KristiKelly, that's one of my all-time favorites and always makes me laugh. I always think about that before going in for my paps.

And I was teasing you, Robin....I often put a disclaimer on my threads, too.

 

[LaraK]

Here are some more chuckles...

 

[Kay7979]

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR:



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An all new Disney budget resort is scheduled to debut in June 2008. Make plans now to stay at Buzz Lightyear’s Space Saver Inn!

Space Saver Inn rooms will be two-thirds the price, and two-thirds the size of Disney’s popular Value Resorts. To save space, virtual furniture will be painted on the walls. 3-D glasses will be provided.

When you’re ready to sleep, simply select and inflate the size air mattress you need. You’ll find several on the shelf in the closet along with a handy wall-mounted air pump. Then, place the foot of the mattress near the wall and simply roll out your sheets and blankets from the retractable bedding dispenser. It’s as easy and fun, just like rolling out a window shade.

A fold down table and benches are found near the door for your convenience. Your TV is mounted on the wall.

Bring all the clothing you like, because your Space Saver Inn closet is equipped with, what else but - Space Bags! When you’ve filled the bags with clothing, insert the handy Suck-O-Matic hose provided, and vacuum the air from your bags. You’ll never miss the drawer space, and your clothing will remain dust and insect free until you’re ready to wear it.

You’ll love the convenience of the Space Saver Inn. In the morning, hang your inflated mattress from hooks along the ceiling, and enjoy all your extra floor space. The Suck-O-Matic hose doubles as your carpet vacuum, since Mousekeeping is not included in the extra-value plan.

Need towels? Towel dispenser bins are located on each floor near the stairwells. Toss your used towels in the laundry chute next to the dispenser bin, then get fresh towels from the dispenser. Just insert your Key To The World card in the Towel Pass slot. The bin will open, and you will be able to remove a bath towel, hand towel, and wash cloth for each member in your party, once per day. Remember, only one each of these items per guest per day. Violators misusing the dispenser bin will be administered a mild but unpleasant electrical shock from the Evil Emperor Zurg.

Your family is sure to love the new Buzz Lightyear Space Saver Inn, and YOU’LL love the savings. The Inn is environmentally friendly, so as Buzz reminds his guests, “When you stay here, you’ll be helping to save the Earth, but even more importantly, you’ll be saving Space.”
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If you will pardon the shameless plug, this is excerpted from my trip report. The entire trip report is entertaining and funny. Check it out if you need a few laughs. Just click on the link below.

 

[Fishbone†]

A lady told her husband she wanted something for her birthday that went 0 to 200 in 7 seconds.

He bought her a bathroom scale.

 

[FlowersChild]

These photos of shy little me and Minnie Mouse are very cute and funny These photos should make you laugh They make me laugh I Love these photos

I crack up when I look at this photo I look so cute and silly in this photo I Love this funny photo of little me and Minnie Mouse

Out of all the adorable photos that I have had taken with Minnie Mouse, this one is my favorite

Awwwwwwwww she is giving me a kiss

Another photo of her kissing me

 

[karynnix]

My son told me this joke yesterday...
What is black and white and green and black and white?









Two zebras fighting over a pickle!

 

[rt2dz]

Go check out the Tide as a status symbol thread, that's been making me giggle today. And being Tide, it's clean.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Go check out the Tide as a status symbol thread, that's been making me giggle today. And being Tide, it's clean.