So, what are some naughty thing(s) you've done?

[Disneyland1084]

I just remembered something my DH did when he was in high school. Whenever he and his wrestling team went out of town for tournaments, when they were at the motels they would remove the "Do Not Disturb" signs off doors.

.....When a family friend of mine was in college, his fraternity brothers dared him to ride a bike around the campus NAKED! He did it, and I don't believe he ever got caught.

 

[Disneyland1084]

I never had any money when I was a teen so if I wanted to go somewhere like the movies, a concert, hockey game, the fair etc I had to sneak in. All you had to do back then was get someone you know to open the door. Sometimes you could get people you don't even know to open the door. Fairs and other outdoor events there was usually a hole in the fence somewhere or you had to climb the fence.

I remember in high school I couldn't get into a rated R movie, so I bought tickets to another movie, then snuck into the R one. I felt bad when I noticed someone sitting on the floor.

 

[Poohforyou]

I think it's hilarious. I know people who've been on the receiving end of that one, though it was always a friend who did it to them

See, I think it would be funny to do something like that to a friend but to a former boss out of anger is what I find messed up.

 

[Robinrs]

Ah, and so it begins. Should we "spin-off" into a "Judgement of the Naughty Things You've Done" thread or just do it all right here? (Kidding poohforyou - I couldn't resist).

That's why I'm keeping MUM!! The tsk tsk brigade is ready and at their keyboards!!

 

[Nennie]

A silly thing we did in junior high...this was back when Dominos pizza was guaranteed in 30 minutes or it was free.

We'd call and order a pizza, and deliberately transpose the numbers in the street address. Then wait 30 minutes, and call to ask where our pizza was, and then they would give us the pizza for free.

High school and college stuff...I don't want to admit!! LOL!!!!!

 

[Handbag Lady]

I'm trying and trying to make this Dis-friendly and I'm just not getting any where at all with it.

Yeah, I can't get it down on paper at all.



But I did do one of those sign a friend up for gay porn things! We worked with a guy years ago who just hated anyone who was homosexual. He wasn't from this country and would run up the company phone bill calling his fiancee in his home country, despite such rules against personal calls at work. He was a nasty, evil person and I found out years later that I wasn't the only one who signed him up at his home address, his work address, and his email address.

 

[NY Disney fan]

When I was about 5, I went shopping with my mom and while she was browsing the store, I followed her down the aisle taking the price tag off everything in my path.

 

[momof1princess]

most of the stuff i did in high school would get me points, i'm sure.

let's see....when i was a junior in HS, i went on a church youth trip to gatlinburg in december. of course, it snowed, and there were some traffic accidents near our hotel. a street sign had been knocked down in the course of one of these accidents, and i picked it up and took it home with me.

my friends and i also attempted to steal a stop sign off a pole once, but, man, those things are bolted down TIGHT, and they're taller than you think!

i also let a friend drive my car one night (after church-my youth group was full of horrible, heathen children), and he managed to spin it out and knock over a mailbox.

good grief, and those are the few things i can tell! i work in a church now...lol. i think i need to go to the sanctuary and do some serious praying!

 

[LBIJim]

Come on, you know you've done something. We all have. What is it? Back when I was in high school when Tickle Me Elmo was at it's high popularity, I was at a store that had about 40 on a shelf. I quickly went down it and pressed the buttons on ALL of them! I hid behind an aisle and noticed a furious worker come by. Good thing I didn't get caught.

It was the first year that Cabbage Patch dolls were popular and hard to find. A certain store advertised that they got a shipment in and were going to open on Thanksgiving Day. On Thanksgiving morning a friend and I were one of the first few in a line of hundreds of people. We bought the Cabbage Patch doll, went outside, and ripped it apart in sight of dozens of people still waiting in line. Then we hightailed it out of there in case things got ugly.

Yeah, I guess we could have resold it for a large sum, but at the time it felt great performing such a immature thing.

After a rather adverse layoff from a previous employer, I was harboring some pretty bad feelings with one of the managers, who I believed treated me poorly during the process. As revenge, I signed up his work e-mail address with a bunch of gay porn websites. Then I found his address and had gay porn catalogs sent to his house.

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Who knows....maybe your former boss actually enjoyed receiving such material.

So, one night, we catch the guy in the act - pouring oil on a friend's car. The following night, I dumped 5 gallons of Roundup on his perfectly manicured lawn.

That's what I sometimes feel like doing to some of the homes that have lawns around here. This is a frickin' sandbar, not Kentucky. No reason to have a lawn here. Hurricane Sandy solved the problem nicely, but, alas, some people started to reinstall lawns again. Sigh.

Jim

 

[Gumbo4x4]

A silly thing we did in junior high...this was back when Dominos pizza was guaranteed in 30 minutes or it was free.

We'd call and order a pizza, and deliberately transpose the numbers in the street address. Then wait 30 minutes, and call to ask where our pizza was, and then they would give us the pizza for free.

High school and college stuff...I don't want to admit!! LOL!!!!!

I was a Dominoes driver briefly in college. Our location NEVER honored the guarantee if there was any trickery involved (that was one of them on our list)

 

[phorsenuf]

Good grief, I could write a book! An angel I was not.

I can share a mild one though;

I went to high school at a convent as a day student. The night of graduation a friend had a big party and we purposely drank Blue Nun wine. At the end of the night we gathered up all the empty bottles, piled them up by the front door of the convent, rang the bell and ran.

I'm sure Peter will be bringing that up at the gates.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Alright, so nobody else will admit it, I will. Back in my single days a coworker confided in me that her husband was beating her. She came looking to me for comfort one night, and well, you can probably guess the rest

 

[Handbag Lady]

Someone posted a picture of Scotty Ian in another thread here and it brought back memories.

It must have been 1988 or 89. It was between my stints of living in England. Anthrax was playing at Gazarri's, I think. Or the Troub, one of the two. So we're in the front row, I'd all decked out in my heels, short skirt, suspenders, you get it. And then they break out into ZZ Top's La Grange and I just about lose it so I jump up on stage. I was graciously removed by a very sexy bouncer who just picked me up with one hand and placed me back in the front row.

 

[mommasita]

I also could write a book, but I NEVER will
This is a funny story from my youth..

I was working at a large law firm by day as a receptionist, and going to school at night.. Burning the candle at both ends.. My co-worker (who was my roommate as well) and I went to a College party one Thursday night, and well it ended up an all night affair at an after hours spot...

Around 3 am we decide there is no point going home, we will pull an all nighter and go straight to work .... Somehow we made it, I guess because we were young then..LOL... She replaced me at lunch time, and I realized I needed a nap, so I crawled under my desk (large desk) curled up and fell asleep.. All of a sudden I wake up to her kicking me and see the feet of my boss.. She is asking why I am late, where am I, etc, etc.. Now I am awake, but can NOT crawl out.. My friend is trying to stall her and get rid of her so I can somehow restore myself... It seemed like hours.. I had to run to the washroom and splash some water... My friend did the same thing as me next..

Years later when I left, we filled her in.. She was ... We were always out, and somehow always made it in the next day, but this was a first..and a last..

 

[tink20]

I was always an ........

 

[GAN]

Alright, so nobody else will admit it, I will. Back in my single days a coworker confided in me that her husband was beating her. She came looking to me for comfort one night, and well, you can probably guess the rest

Ok...you win!

 

[LiveYourLife]

This is why my hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

I just know there is a Management Position at the Crocs Factory in you-know-where with my name on it for all the crap I've pulled in my life.

 

[kP72]

I'm trying and trying to make this Dis-friendly and I'm just not getting any where at all with it.

Yeah, I can't get it down on paper at all.



But I did do one of those sign a friend up for gay porn things! We worked with a guy years ago who just hated anyone who was homosexual. He wasn't from this country and would run up the company phone bill calling his fiancee in his home country, despite such rules against personal calls at work. He was a nasty, evil person and I found out years later that I wasn't the only one who signed him up at his home address, his work address, and his email address.

So, has he made his debut yet?? You know, in porn movies?? lol

 

[Fortuosity]

I once was happy and I had a good life
I had enough money to last me for life
I met with a gal and we went on a spree
She taught me to smoke and to drink whiskey

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane...

 

[pharaoh]

I'll share some of the shenanigans I've gotten up to at work, because I like to play pranks on my coworkers.

I work in a retail environment and there's a team who does sales over the phone, so there's an area of my "office" where there's like a mini call-center with 7 or 8 phones and they all share the same line. So when one phone call comes in, like all 7 or 8 phones ring at the same time.

At some point they gave that team all brand new office phones, which no one knew how to use. So one day after they left for the day, I changed all of the ringtones on the phones to different things. Some of them were like calypso style jingles. Some were normal phone tones. Some were just a man's booming voice saying "ARE YOU THERE? ARE YOU THERE?" I also turned up the volume on the phones LOUD.

When the phones team came in the next morning to start their day, they started getting phone calls, and the whole office was just a cacophony of loud, obnoxious ringtones, and they couldn't figure out how to turn them off! It was a silly prank but it made me laugh really hard.... Hahaha. Eventually I helped them fix the ringtones but I did make 'em work for it.

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I once velcro'd someones laptop to a desk. He went to slide his laptop off the desk but NOPE. STUCK. Muaahah.

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Everyone in my office area uses wireless bluetooth keyboards and mice. Sometimes if I'm feeling like a brat, I'll switch out everyones keyboards and mice so they don't know whose keyboard is controlling which computer. ahahaha.

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And then there was the time when I aluminum foiled my coworkers entire bedroom..........