Raulandpinboy
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Okay so what really happened on the Cruise and were Manny and Ed bad?
No not at all, we were angels and nothing happened. As a matter of fact I believe it was us that started the bible reading, and hymn singing at the Tuesday night pin trading room. AMEN!!
Okay fun things that happened on the cruise
Yes we started a rumor about naked pin trading and so we sat in the corner of the pin trading room with our shirts off and told people coming in that it was nude pin trading night. You should have seen them run away.
I have no idea who mooned the guests at Palos on Tuesday, but my Err I mean the butt cheeks imprint was still there when we left the ship.
Yes I was shown the brig and warned, but hey its a Disney ship kids. It had a king size bed and an X-box.
Dana did not wear the two-piece but Michael accidentally opened the door to their cabin while I was standing behind him, so I got to see half of Nirvana. (Not the band either)
I scared the living daylight out of Susan B in the theatre during pirates, but this has turned into a tradition, and must be done every year.
First and foremost I was very proud of Terry even throughout the rough .003 inch waves we had, he stayed a constant shade of aqua marine, and even though Manny and I stood in front of him and kept swaying back and forth asking him if he was okay, he continued to smile. The man is a machine. Plus he was the only one that made the rubber ducky float and Bahamas Mama in hand look work.
At dinner Sunday night we had to change the tables seating order and the head server Stephanie came to the new table and threw herself on the floor and started to cry saying she was not worthy of me, I of course went to her side to caress the poor heart broken girl, then she said a few thing in Italian, I was not sure what she said so I agreed with her, I was later told that I was now engaged to her. Look at the picture I was not upset by this Donna was a tad upset but shell get over it Sometime in 2007 if I read the chart correctly she will be over it.
She said her name was Stephanie and in Italian it meant Fragile Flower I told her my name was Eduardo and in Spanish it meant The cattle are dying I explained it was all Danas fault being the controlling wife #2 that she was, and was forgiven as long as I came back to visit. Oh Yeah!!! Twist my arm will ya.
Sunday we went to the opening night of the Golden Mickeys and Michelle sent me out to get her a club soda, and Donna wanted a diet coke. Well next thing I know Im pulled in front of a camera and before hundreds of people I was asked who I thought would win the award tonight. I said Stitch because he had that bad boy thing going for him, and then asked Michelle to choose something else because they did not have Club Soda.
Monday night and off to the dance club and it was Karaoke night, so we started to look through the book figuring same old Disney lame songs then like a vision in the book there it was {{{ Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot }}} at first they would not play it, but the head guy said its in the book so do it and off we went Baby got back for those that do not know is the longest running rap song in the history of rap music, the only other song that comes close is Diana Rosss So lets Dance the last dance disco versions which lasts 7 hours 34 minutes 22 seconds, but alas has not been played since 1977. Baby got back lasts some 9 minutes 23 seconds and Michelle who was hanging on my every word and dancing to the beat in the beginning was hanging on my back for the last 3 minutes yelling Oh dear God will it ever end at the end of the song I was awarded the medal of honor and the title of the only white boy able to sing this song.
Following that some clown put my name in for Im just a gigolo.. which I did with honors cause IIIIIIIIIIII aint got no boddddddy . Nobody cares for me nobody cares for me IIIIIIIIIm so sad and lonelyyyyyy wont some sweet Stephanie come a take a chance with me cause I aint so bad . (Am I dead yet?)
Then Britt had me and him down for a duet of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody Well who knew Britt could rock out like that??? Its the shy ones you have to be watch for Im telling you what. That boy can dance.
Then Manny and Bob decided to have a gas off, and they started to form this green cloud over them that just hovered there. I mean it just floated there some thought it was a Disney special effect but as the got close and got a whiff of it they knew this was no Disney creation but the work of the Devil, or I should say Devils.
After that we met up with Michael Cory Leslie and Leslie hubby, and we decided to hit the deck for air We signaled for the elevator, and as June always says BIG girls into the elevator first because they do not want to be the one to set off the overweight alarm, and off it went . Beep Beep Beep .. well there were like 20 of us in there, so half the expedition got off and took the next Elevator up to the ninth floor.
Well I thought it would be fun to stand at the elevator door in my Palos mooning position, and wait for them. Since only one other Elevator was coming up it had to be them right? Wrong I ended up mooning a Japanese man that was not too pleased about the whole thing.
Bob and June called it a night and went back to their cabin, they left a cut little note on their door asking for breakfast which consisted of toast 2 eggs, and 2 coffees. Well since I had a pen with me, we added a few things like 4 cereals, 2 oatmeal, 6 doughnuts, 5 apple juices, 3 more eggs, 4 English muffin, 4 milks, waffles, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and we moved the delivery time up from 8:30 to 7:00am. Well you should have heard June arguing with the guy at 7:00am telling him this was not their order. Priceless!!!
During the day I was in the cabin and heard Manny screaming from his cabin Woop Woop Woop since I know this as the universal ship distress call and since we had connecting doors I tried to rush in and found a disgruntled Michelle rolling her eyes It seems Manny was stuck. How you ask? Well. As you know the toilets work on air pressure aboard ship, so much pressure that they literally can open the doors to the bathroom when you flush. Well there on the top of the potty in big bold letters it reads Do not flush while sitting on the toilet But alas poor Manny did not read the directions and yes flushed while on the toilet. Sure it was fun at first, but after half your body was sucked into a 2 pipe you tend to start to worry a bit. He did manage to get out on his own, because there was no way I was pulling him out.
Donna and I went out and came back a little later, she stopped to talk to June and Bob, I went into the cabin and found Manny using my phone as theirs was out of order, he was calling maintenance to get his phone fixed. So I got an Idea and said Donna is behind me when she opens the door tell her shes in your room. I then ran though the connecting door and immediately heard a resounding Excuse me Seems Michelle was dressing in the other cabin, but to heck with that, the joke was set and she would have to deal with it for 2 minutes. Donna entered on cue and Manny just smiled and said hey what are you doing in my cabin? To which Donna said OMG my key opened your door and left, she then tried to open June and Bobs door before she figured out she had been had. (Boy was she upset with us)
While in the Bahamas I was only asked to buy contraband goods once maybe it was my innocent boyish looks, or it could have been the t-shirt that read Look Im a DEA agent back off that I had on that did it. But that did not stop the young lady from asking me if .. Well never mind Bob knows I was a good boy.
Monday night at Palos will forever now be called Monday night at the improves, with headliners Ed and Manny. Thank you Thank you very much. So these three nuns walk in to a bar. You would think after the first one, the other two would have seen it. Parump boom We discovered a few things that night #1 out waitress has a tattoo on her Never mind. #2 Palos does not mind if the women smell the men waiters as long as they dont touch . Michelle that means dont touch!!!
The famous Palos mooning event or as Disney called it Bella Luna Notte. Translation What the heck was that In order to pull off a stunt like that you need a man on the inside. You need to set your watches and at exactly 7:30 the inside man needs to open the blinds with the pretense of looking at the moon. Then a few seconds later the mooner needs to run by, press both cheeks firmly on the glass, do a little butt dance and run off.
Next night was 80s night or as we called it lets try and kill Ed night. I went in and it was packed. I was soooo tired that all I wanted to do was go to my cabin and lay down, but little miss two-piece no show wanted to stay so we stayed. And so It began, I ended up on the Dance floor with Lori, then Lori quit, and sent in Donna, then Donna quit and sent in June, then June quit and two other girls that I dont have a clue who they were joined in and halfway through the sweating I looked over and saw Manny dancing next to me with Katherine. Well Manny was going at 33 1/3 speed with his Im not going to break anything look on his face, but Katharine was at 78 speed and was ready to take off. After that June and Lori came back sent in by Donna for fear of the two girls taking me away (Yea right thatll happen) and then we got into a bouncing match with Trevor a cast member who was about 23 and still had energy to try to out Tigger Me! Well he thought he could outdo the old man on the dance floor HA!!! I out bounced him and won And right after the song was done I had June and Lori carry me back to the table for a well deserved nap. I would have felt old and out of place but while I was bouncing around in there I found Vince and Nat and they were bouncing as well, and I figured hey! If they can keep it up. I can keep it up.
Now on side note after the first night we had the cabin guys making us those cute little animals that they leave on the bed. Well I thought why not if they can make one I can make one right? Wrong all my attempts ended up looking like a deranged sex mutant space goat. Bottom line its not as easy as it looks, but Roy did give me the best attempt at towel art award.
Now comes the Island adventure well I wanted to ride around the Island on a bike, so Bob and I decided to rent some Bikes and we were off. We played the usual tourist games of smash into the tram like a wild Rhino, and smash into the plane on the end of the runway. But then I ran into a bunch of teenagers and kids on a bike excursion when they got to the end of the runway they all stopped, and one girl said now what do we do? Well the tour guide was on his way to get them but first I went up to them and said Okay kids now we all get on our bikes and ride off the pier into the water To which I got a resounding YEA!!! And COOL Dude!!! We were on our way and of course being the church going person that he is Bob wanted no part of this, and slowly backed away. We the young and adventurous were on our way to first find a pier since there are none on the island we had a rough time ahead of us, then next to drive our bikes off it. Alas the tour guide showed up and convinced them otherwise.
Then Bob and I decided to continue into the forest and see what we could see, well we must have made a wrong turn somewhere because we ran out of road, ran into all sorts of bushes trees, at one point I thought I saw a gator but it ended up being a seagull. Anyway 45 minutes later we realized we were on the backside of the Island, and let me tell you what you want to talk about spooky, and looks like mars. Its all coral rock, black dirt, nasty looking trees, no roads, mud puddles, quicksand, weird bugs oh and a back of the island Disney Gift shop of course. So we got a few more Chip and Dale pins and tried to get back to civilization. So there we were hitting trees, rocks, mud puddles, the bikes were falling apart, we looked like we just finished the Tour De France. We returned what was left of the bikes and started the 20 mile walk back to the ship.
Tired cut and bleeding we made our way up the path caring not about food or water all on my mind was Ship, shower, bed. Just then God played another cruel little joke on me Yes you see cute sweet lovely Stephanie from the ship was off duty and on the Island comes up behind me tells Bob (who has still not forgiven me for dumping him on the rollercoaster for the young lady) to not say a work. Meanwhile Im going off saying man I feel old, I want to die here and now Just then Stefi comes up grabs my hand and says in her cute Italian voice There you are, I have been looking all over for you, Im off today and thought that maybe you would want to go to the cast part of the Island with me and go for nice long bike ride I looked at Stephanie all nice new and shiny. I looked at me covered in mud, bruised, bleeding with half the island sand supply in my shorts, I looked at Bob who was having the time of his life laughing and there in the distance was the rest of the unholy 8 laughing up a storm for you see Im almost 105% certain that the women of the group the evil nasty women set this all up Oh there was no joy in mudville that day for mighty Eddie was struck out. All I could do was mange a little crooked smile and say sorry Stephanie Im afraid Im broken But next year youre ON!! Lady.
Then she smiled that cute little smile of hers and said okay I see your tired, it would have grand but maybe next year then Then I looked at Bob and June as they smiled and laughed and I realized they were getting a lot more breakfast in the morning once again.
On to the ship showered de-sanded (my own word) and off to see Pirates in the theatre mid-ships. Wow the movie was great and we had the whole theatre to ourselves. Susan B not wanting a repeat of the scare fest went all the way to the front to make sure it did not happen, but alas during the credits she was caught off guard and a sneaky Latin boy came up behind her and yelled BOO! As she was grabbed from behind. Needless to say the scream was awesome it rated a 9.5, 9.6, 9.7, 9.9, 9.4, and a 3.2 from Bob who wanted no part of this at all.
That was just about 1/3 of the things we did all in all the trip was as it always is, fantastic. I had the best time Dana outdid herself as she always does to make sure we had an awesome time. She didnt wear the two-piece as promised, but thats okay I forgive her. At least they let me wear a kilt at Palos.
No not at all, we were angels and nothing happened. As a matter of fact I believe it was us that started the bible reading, and hymn singing at the Tuesday night pin trading room. AMEN!!
Okay fun things that happened on the cruise
Yes we started a rumor about naked pin trading and so we sat in the corner of the pin trading room with our shirts off and told people coming in that it was nude pin trading night. You should have seen them run away.
I have no idea who mooned the guests at Palos on Tuesday, but my Err I mean the butt cheeks imprint was still there when we left the ship.
Yes I was shown the brig and warned, but hey its a Disney ship kids. It had a king size bed and an X-box.
Dana did not wear the two-piece but Michael accidentally opened the door to their cabin while I was standing behind him, so I got to see half of Nirvana. (Not the band either)
I scared the living daylight out of Susan B in the theatre during pirates, but this has turned into a tradition, and must be done every year.
First and foremost I was very proud of Terry even throughout the rough .003 inch waves we had, he stayed a constant shade of aqua marine, and even though Manny and I stood in front of him and kept swaying back and forth asking him if he was okay, he continued to smile. The man is a machine. Plus he was the only one that made the rubber ducky float and Bahamas Mama in hand look work.
At dinner Sunday night we had to change the tables seating order and the head server Stephanie came to the new table and threw herself on the floor and started to cry saying she was not worthy of me, I of course went to her side to caress the poor heart broken girl, then she said a few thing in Italian, I was not sure what she said so I agreed with her, I was later told that I was now engaged to her. Look at the picture I was not upset by this Donna was a tad upset but shell get over it Sometime in 2007 if I read the chart correctly she will be over it.
She said her name was Stephanie and in Italian it meant Fragile Flower I told her my name was Eduardo and in Spanish it meant The cattle are dying I explained it was all Danas fault being the controlling wife #2 that she was, and was forgiven as long as I came back to visit. Oh Yeah!!! Twist my arm will ya.
Sunday we went to the opening night of the Golden Mickeys and Michelle sent me out to get her a club soda, and Donna wanted a diet coke. Well next thing I know Im pulled in front of a camera and before hundreds of people I was asked who I thought would win the award tonight. I said Stitch because he had that bad boy thing going for him, and then asked Michelle to choose something else because they did not have Club Soda.
Monday night and off to the dance club and it was Karaoke night, so we started to look through the book figuring same old Disney lame songs then like a vision in the book there it was {{{ Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot }}} at first they would not play it, but the head guy said its in the book so do it and off we went Baby got back for those that do not know is the longest running rap song in the history of rap music, the only other song that comes close is Diana Rosss So lets Dance the last dance disco versions which lasts 7 hours 34 minutes 22 seconds, but alas has not been played since 1977. Baby got back lasts some 9 minutes 23 seconds and Michelle who was hanging on my every word and dancing to the beat in the beginning was hanging on my back for the last 3 minutes yelling Oh dear God will it ever end at the end of the song I was awarded the medal of honor and the title of the only white boy able to sing this song.
Following that some clown put my name in for Im just a gigolo.. which I did with honors cause IIIIIIIIIIII aint got no boddddddy . Nobody cares for me nobody cares for me IIIIIIIIIm so sad and lonelyyyyyy wont some sweet Stephanie come a take a chance with me cause I aint so bad . (Am I dead yet?)
Then Britt had me and him down for a duet of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody Well who knew Britt could rock out like that??? Its the shy ones you have to be watch for Im telling you what. That boy can dance.
Then Manny and Bob decided to have a gas off, and they started to form this green cloud over them that just hovered there. I mean it just floated there some thought it was a Disney special effect but as the got close and got a whiff of it they knew this was no Disney creation but the work of the Devil, or I should say Devils.
After that we met up with Michael Cory Leslie and Leslie hubby, and we decided to hit the deck for air We signaled for the elevator, and as June always says BIG girls into the elevator first because they do not want to be the one to set off the overweight alarm, and off it went . Beep Beep Beep .. well there were like 20 of us in there, so half the expedition got off and took the next Elevator up to the ninth floor.
Well I thought it would be fun to stand at the elevator door in my Palos mooning position, and wait for them. Since only one other Elevator was coming up it had to be them right? Wrong I ended up mooning a Japanese man that was not too pleased about the whole thing.
Bob and June called it a night and went back to their cabin, they left a cut little note on their door asking for breakfast which consisted of toast 2 eggs, and 2 coffees. Well since I had a pen with me, we added a few things like 4 cereals, 2 oatmeal, 6 doughnuts, 5 apple juices, 3 more eggs, 4 English muffin, 4 milks, waffles, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and we moved the delivery time up from 8:30 to 7:00am. Well you should have heard June arguing with the guy at 7:00am telling him this was not their order. Priceless!!!
During the day I was in the cabin and heard Manny screaming from his cabin Woop Woop Woop since I know this as the universal ship distress call and since we had connecting doors I tried to rush in and found a disgruntled Michelle rolling her eyes It seems Manny was stuck. How you ask? Well. As you know the toilets work on air pressure aboard ship, so much pressure that they literally can open the doors to the bathroom when you flush. Well there on the top of the potty in big bold letters it reads Do not flush while sitting on the toilet But alas poor Manny did not read the directions and yes flushed while on the toilet. Sure it was fun at first, but after half your body was sucked into a 2 pipe you tend to start to worry a bit. He did manage to get out on his own, because there was no way I was pulling him out.
Donna and I went out and came back a little later, she stopped to talk to June and Bob, I went into the cabin and found Manny using my phone as theirs was out of order, he was calling maintenance to get his phone fixed. So I got an Idea and said Donna is behind me when she opens the door tell her shes in your room. I then ran though the connecting door and immediately heard a resounding Excuse me Seems Michelle was dressing in the other cabin, but to heck with that, the joke was set and she would have to deal with it for 2 minutes. Donna entered on cue and Manny just smiled and said hey what are you doing in my cabin? To which Donna said OMG my key opened your door and left, she then tried to open June and Bobs door before she figured out she had been had. (Boy was she upset with us)
While in the Bahamas I was only asked to buy contraband goods once maybe it was my innocent boyish looks, or it could have been the t-shirt that read Look Im a DEA agent back off that I had on that did it. But that did not stop the young lady from asking me if .. Well never mind Bob knows I was a good boy.
Monday night at Palos will forever now be called Monday night at the improves, with headliners Ed and Manny. Thank you Thank you very much. So these three nuns walk in to a bar. You would think after the first one, the other two would have seen it. Parump boom We discovered a few things that night #1 out waitress has a tattoo on her Never mind. #2 Palos does not mind if the women smell the men waiters as long as they dont touch . Michelle that means dont touch!!!
The famous Palos mooning event or as Disney called it Bella Luna Notte. Translation What the heck was that In order to pull off a stunt like that you need a man on the inside. You need to set your watches and at exactly 7:30 the inside man needs to open the blinds with the pretense of looking at the moon. Then a few seconds later the mooner needs to run by, press both cheeks firmly on the glass, do a little butt dance and run off.
Next night was 80s night or as we called it lets try and kill Ed night. I went in and it was packed. I was soooo tired that all I wanted to do was go to my cabin and lay down, but little miss two-piece no show wanted to stay so we stayed. And so It began, I ended up on the Dance floor with Lori, then Lori quit, and sent in Donna, then Donna quit and sent in June, then June quit and two other girls that I dont have a clue who they were joined in and halfway through the sweating I looked over and saw Manny dancing next to me with Katherine. Well Manny was going at 33 1/3 speed with his Im not going to break anything look on his face, but Katharine was at 78 speed and was ready to take off. After that June and Lori came back sent in by Donna for fear of the two girls taking me away (Yea right thatll happen) and then we got into a bouncing match with Trevor a cast member who was about 23 and still had energy to try to out Tigger Me! Well he thought he could outdo the old man on the dance floor HA!!! I out bounced him and won And right after the song was done I had June and Lori carry me back to the table for a well deserved nap. I would have felt old and out of place but while I was bouncing around in there I found Vince and Nat and they were bouncing as well, and I figured hey! If they can keep it up. I can keep it up.
Now on side note after the first night we had the cabin guys making us those cute little animals that they leave on the bed. Well I thought why not if they can make one I can make one right? Wrong all my attempts ended up looking like a deranged sex mutant space goat. Bottom line its not as easy as it looks, but Roy did give me the best attempt at towel art award.
Now comes the Island adventure well I wanted to ride around the Island on a bike, so Bob and I decided to rent some Bikes and we were off. We played the usual tourist games of smash into the tram like a wild Rhino, and smash into the plane on the end of the runway. But then I ran into a bunch of teenagers and kids on a bike excursion when they got to the end of the runway they all stopped, and one girl said now what do we do? Well the tour guide was on his way to get them but first I went up to them and said Okay kids now we all get on our bikes and ride off the pier into the water To which I got a resounding YEA!!! And COOL Dude!!! We were on our way and of course being the church going person that he is Bob wanted no part of this, and slowly backed away. We the young and adventurous were on our way to first find a pier since there are none on the island we had a rough time ahead of us, then next to drive our bikes off it. Alas the tour guide showed up and convinced them otherwise.
Then Bob and I decided to continue into the forest and see what we could see, well we must have made a wrong turn somewhere because we ran out of road, ran into all sorts of bushes trees, at one point I thought I saw a gator but it ended up being a seagull. Anyway 45 minutes later we realized we were on the backside of the Island, and let me tell you what you want to talk about spooky, and looks like mars. Its all coral rock, black dirt, nasty looking trees, no roads, mud puddles, quicksand, weird bugs oh and a back of the island Disney Gift shop of course. So we got a few more Chip and Dale pins and tried to get back to civilization. So there we were hitting trees, rocks, mud puddles, the bikes were falling apart, we looked like we just finished the Tour De France. We returned what was left of the bikes and started the 20 mile walk back to the ship.
Tired cut and bleeding we made our way up the path caring not about food or water all on my mind was Ship, shower, bed. Just then God played another cruel little joke on me Yes you see cute sweet lovely Stephanie from the ship was off duty and on the Island comes up behind me tells Bob (who has still not forgiven me for dumping him on the rollercoaster for the young lady) to not say a work. Meanwhile Im going off saying man I feel old, I want to die here and now Just then Stefi comes up grabs my hand and says in her cute Italian voice There you are, I have been looking all over for you, Im off today and thought that maybe you would want to go to the cast part of the Island with me and go for nice long bike ride I looked at Stephanie all nice new and shiny. I looked at me covered in mud, bruised, bleeding with half the island sand supply in my shorts, I looked at Bob who was having the time of his life laughing and there in the distance was the rest of the unholy 8 laughing up a storm for you see Im almost 105% certain that the women of the group the evil nasty women set this all up Oh there was no joy in mudville that day for mighty Eddie was struck out. All I could do was mange a little crooked smile and say sorry Stephanie Im afraid Im broken But next year youre ON!! Lady.
Then she smiled that cute little smile of hers and said okay I see your tired, it would have grand but maybe next year then Then I looked at Bob and June as they smiled and laughed and I realized they were getting a lot more breakfast in the morning once again.
On to the ship showered de-sanded (my own word) and off to see Pirates in the theatre mid-ships. Wow the movie was great and we had the whole theatre to ourselves. Susan B not wanting a repeat of the scare fest went all the way to the front to make sure it did not happen, but alas during the credits she was caught off guard and a sneaky Latin boy came up behind her and yelled BOO! As she was grabbed from behind. Needless to say the scream was awesome it rated a 9.5, 9.6, 9.7, 9.9, 9.4, and a 3.2 from Bob who wanted no part of this at all.
That was just about 1/3 of the things we did all in all the trip was as it always is, fantastic. I had the best time Dana outdid herself as she always does to make sure we had an awesome time. She didnt wear the two-piece as promised, but thats okay I forgive her. At least they let me wear a kilt at Palos.
