Haircuts always make me think of my favorite haircut, the mullet. Today even, a man was charging in my direction with a mullet. I feared for my life for a brief moment, but then I realized that he was just going to say hi to a "good buddy". If being faced in that situation & you're in front of a charging mullet, it's best to err on the side of caution then to be caught in the middle of a mullet mauling.
Anyway, here's a little ditty for you guys:
I've Got An Ape Drape - The Vandals
makin like a famous country singer
or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer
clean me up but let me keep my edge
in the day i like to keep it dignified
but at night you know i got another side
and i don't give a d*mn
cause i am what i am
even if it's really
really bad
i've got
ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do
go ahead and buzz around the ears
i've been growing that one right back there for years
i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche
the front may conform to society
but the back says i have personality
even if its really really
even if its really really bad
i've got
ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like I do
make it short in front and long in back (x10)
i've got
ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do
if the top is short enough that it stands up
i could be thrown out of the back of a club
but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
now fix my kid so he looks just like me
some magic crazy pants are all we need
some may call it child abuse
i just call it bonding with your dad
i've got
ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do
i got a
normal neckwarmer yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to norco and get one too
you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do
i've got
hockey hair yes i do
they're giving then to anyone that means you
you can drive to canada and get one too
and then you'll have hockey hair like i do
i've got
acky breaky hair yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to nashville and get one too
you'll have acky breaky hair like i do
i've got a
mullet yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to hoboken and get one too
and then you'll have a mullet like i do
i've got a
soccer rocker yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
and then you'll have a soccer rocker like i do
i've got a
sho-long yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to houston and get one too
and then you'll have a sho-long like i do.