So it's the night before Easter...

ntburns22

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and the people across the street finally took down their Christmas decorations and the lights off the house. I could not be happier.
 
Oh, well, at least they're keeping it in season. Some season. ANY season. :thumbsup2
 

I don't want to be mean, but I can one up you.

3 houses down the parents are getting a divorce. The dad works for a big construction company and he pays the bills but doesn't live there anymore. The mom and 2 boys ages 14 & 16 moved to an apartment, so a carpenter can fix the place up to sell it. They had a Halloween Pumpkin Man, sitting on a bench outside. I walk by this house 4 times a day and I couldn't take it anymore on Friday-I walked up to the porch, grabbed the stuffed pumking man, and threw it in the dumbster. I think everyday, I am going to start throwing the broken toys laying outside everywhere into the dumpster.
 
OhMari said:
I don't want to be mean, but I can one up you.

3 houses down the parents are getting a divorce. The dad works for a big construction company and he pays the bills but doesn't live there anymore. The mom and 2 boys ages 14 & 16 moved to an apartment, so a carpenter can fix the place up to sell it. They had a Halloween Pumpkin Man, sitting on a bench outside. I walk by this house 4 times a day and I couldn't take it anymore on Friday-I walked up to the porch, grabbed the stuffed pumking man, and threw it in the dumbster. I think everyday, I am going to start throwing the broken toys laying outside everywhere into the dumpster.


That is a good one.
 
Cause I'm a Redneck Woman, I ain't no high-class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, "Hey, y'all" and "Yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights out on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song.
So, here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it Country.
Let me get a big, "Hell, yeah" from the redneck girls like me...

Hell, Yeah!

(sorry. Somebody had to do it.)
 
MouseWorshipin said:
Cause I'm a Redneck Woman, I ain't no high-class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, "Hey, y'all" and "Yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights out on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song.
So, here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it Country.
Let me get a big, "Hell, yeah" from the redneck girls like me...

Hell, Yeah!

(sorry. Somebody had to do it.)

:rotfl2: :rotfl:
 


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