So is anyone still up?

[kejoda]

Can't sleep again! Someone say something funny.

 

[karensi]

Don't have anything funny to say, but just want to let you know that I am up also. Actually, I HAVE to be up, I'm a nurse and work 7 PM till 7AM. So just 3 and one-half hours to go till I can go to sleep. I love driving home in the mornings after I've worked, and seeing everyone else going TO work, while I know that I am going home to sleep .

 

[Truth]

Ok, pick a topic you want to laugh about.

Perhasp a salad while you wait for the main course.

House special, Honeymoon Salad,
Lettuce alone, no dressing.

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men.

One was sitting under a tree and reading a book.

The other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Q: Do you know why they put bells on cows?


A: Because their horns don't work!


Q: What do you get when you put the Spice Girls into a toaster?


A: Pop Tarts!!

Q: What does a nervous cow give you?


A: Milkshakes!

The cookie goes to the doctor

doc: what's eating you cookie ?

cookie: Not sure Doc, I just feel crummy all the time.

 

[flaps]

Something funny.