1. One day a blonde hits a truck from behind. The guy steps out and draws a circle on the road, tells her to stand in the circle and not to step out. So the guys starts messin' with her car. He breaks her windsheld, she laughs. He turns around an says, "what's so funny?" She says, "nothing." He turns back around mad that she's laughing, so he starts keying her car. She laughs harder. So he turns back around an says, "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" She says, "nothing, nothing." The guy is getting madder so he slits her tires. She's laughing so hard she can't breathe. The guys says, "what is so funny? The blonde says, "While you where turned around I stepped out of the circle 3 times"....
2. There was a blonde and a brunette walking through the woods. The brunette looks down and said, "oh my gosh there's a dead bird!" The blonde looks up and says, "where?"
3. Q: how does a blonde try to kill a bird?
A: she throws it off a cliff!
4. A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
5. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
6. A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ***!"
It's not that it really bothers me, but it's not nice to judge based on colors of your hair. It's like going back into the racist days. Would you tell a black joke? No (at least, not ME). And I'd hope you wouldn't, too. Do you really think I'd say, "Oh, look at that brunette, she's so ugly, just like all brunettes" or, "Oh my gosh, there's a red haired b**ch.". You bet on your mothers grave I won't. I just want to warn you that others have feelings, too. 
