Snow related humour! Put them on your signiture if you want!

[pokemon_master]

To cheer anyone up who hasn't got snow, or anyone who did have snow and got snowed in, here's a couple of nice pieces of snow humour. WARNING Quality of jokes is variable from person to person (i.e. they are good to some, bad to others!)

* There's no business like snow business!
* Mariah Carey may not be wishing for snow this christmas, but I sure am!
* All a want for christmas is you SNOW
* If crack an egg on the ground on a snowy day, it will stick on the ground until spring (By which time the spring flowers will cover up the smell!)
* It's so cold, it froze the sun!

Ok, thats as much possibly lame jokes about snow I can think of. Anymore jokes from DISers?

 

[Minniespal]

 

[Richard Bruvofetc]

To cheer anyone up who hasn't got snow, or anyone who did have snow and got snowed in, here's a couple of nice pieces of snow humour. WARNING Quality of jokes is variable from person to person (i.e. they are good to some, bad to others!)

* There's no business like snow business!
* Mariah Carey may not be wishing for snow this christmas, but I sure am!
* All a want for christmas is you SNOW
* If crack an egg on the ground on a snowy day, it will stick on the ground until spring (By which time the spring flowers will cover up the smell!)
* It's so cold, it froze the sun!

Ok, thats as much possibly lame jokes about snow I can think of. Anymore jokes from DISers?

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls!!