Slow People...

[Babyjustrun]

Here are some types of ways to be slowed down by slow walkers:

if you've ever had a group start dancing in front of you, making it near impossible to get to your class on time without making a big controversy with said group...
|the dance|


If you've ever had someone stop in front of you, only to yell loudly into your ear to someone 5 million feet down the hall in the other direction and then wave to them, accidently slapping you in the face while their hand was in the progress of levitating upward...
|the roundabout|


if you've ever tried to walk past a slalker (slow walker) to try to get to class, but instead of making the easy pass, they decide to migrate left and right, making your passage increasingly difficult, while also making you look like an drunk for swerving side to side...
|the weave|


if you've ever had someone back up from their locker directly into you, obstructing your path to your next class, which usually happens to be lunch (from personal experience)...
|the backup||

if you've ever been angled into the lockers by a teacher who has an inability to walk straight...
|the angle|

if you've ever been on the verge of making that well deserved pass when suddenly, as you're accelerating, a door swings open, forces you to stop, and probably makes some kids behind you very angry as well because they were using you as a blocking shield to get down the hall faster...
|the door|
-derekwilliams

if you've ever been caught in traffic behind a set of double doors in which only one door is open because kids are too lazy to open the other door...
|the door|
-lindseysnider
***heavy doors are sometimes to blame for this disturbance***

if you've ever tripped over coats, backpacks, and other foreign objects that protrude directly out into the hall from someones locker...
|the locker|
-lindseysnider

if you've ever had a group of kids standing against your locker which then forces you to be a party pooper and ask them to kindly move...
|the party pooper|


if you've ever approached an escalator and thought to yourself "sweet, an escalator. I'm gonna ride that down/up to the next floor", only to find that someone has pressed the emergency button, cutting off the power, essentially making it a staircase that's awkward to walk down or up on...
|the stopped lator|


if you've ever made friends with the really big guy you have class with, just so when you walk to class, he can move all the slalkers out of the way and you can walk behind him with a nice wide path the whole way to class...
|the juggernaut befriender|
-aimeemassie

if you've ever been talking to your friend and automatically decide to pass the slalker in front of you while still talking and not paying attention, forcing you to quickly duck and avoid someone coming in the other direction, leaving you stranded in the middle of the hallway and earning you an evil look from the slalker and the person you avoided (or didn't avoid)...
|the reflex test|
-srinjoysil

 

[BabyPiglet]

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

OH GOSHH! I hate slalkers. They just... make my day bad. And I hate it when they weave. That happens to me all the time after band. I'm just like OMG STOP MOVING!!!

 

[AngienLuLu]

Haha.

 

[marypops!]

yup i hate them, especially when they hang out in groups then it's worse!

 

[The_Ryno]

The Freshmen Hallway in my school right there
They like to clog the halls, and do about anything else to make it hard to pass
-shudders at the thought of 80 more of them next year-

 

[TinkerTracy]

hahaha I saw that on facebook. I hate slow walkers. I mean I do walk faster than most, but come on!

 

[Jasmine45]

 

[crazy2beautiful]

Those dancing groups make me want to start throwing punches.

I've experienced nearly all of those. Very small hallways at my overpopulated school...