Lol, lots of thoughts on graham crackers.
First, is that they are a staple in the hospital.

Individual packs of two squares. When I get them for patients I try to get the ones that aren’t smashed and fall out as crumbs. Staff eat them as snacks, too. We have little things of peanut butter but most patients prefer them plain. Staff like them with peanut butter. I usually offer milk, too, but most stick w water, juice or ginger ale.
We always had them at home growing up and I keep them on hand, myself. I like all varieties but usually stick with plain. I feel like they’re a relatively healthy snack (If you don’t eat the whole sleeve

).
A family on my street had 8 kids and they were only allowed three graham crackers after school each day, that was it. (They liked to visit my house where the good stuff was.) When you think of it, though, they probably went through close to a box a day!
@slo, will you share your eclair recipe?