Sleepwalking stories

[Aidensmom]

Just wondering if you have any funny ones to share.

My DS sleepwalks ocassionally, and tonight was one of those nights. DH and I were watching a movie and we hear DS's door open, he comes out and walks over to me and asks me a nonsensical question....I am trying to come up with an answer when I realize he is naked. DH and I said "He is sleepwalking." I asked him why he took off his pajamas, and he said "Because I was done."

I walked him back in his room and put on his PJ's, and he has been sleeping peacefully since. I really should right down all his night escapades though, it would be a great thing to embarrass him with later.

 

[MzDiz]

My son sleepwalks occasionally, and sleeptalks too. It's fun to have conversations with him, he says the most bizarre things. About 6 years ago, we caught him walk into the kitchen and pee in the garbage can.

 

[dreamcometrue]

I sleepwalked when I was a young child. One night, I got up, and went into the dining room. I pulled down my pants, sat on one of the dining room chairs and peed! I guess I thought it was the bathroom. I woke up as I did it (I guess the wetness )

 

[CinderellaIam]

My DD will be 21 in May and has been sleepwalking since she was about 6 yrs old, and I don't think we've forgotten a single incident. Once she got into her teens she pretty much stopped sleep walking at home but to this day, if she is in a strange place she still does. This made things a little embarassing for her when she went to sleep overs and I had to warn the parents to keep an ear out for her because of the sleepwalking. She did one time walk into the parents bedroom at a sleep over, asked them for a magazine and a glass of juice Surprisingly enough, they had her back several times!

 

[PirateKitty]

DF has told me that I talk quite frequently in my sleep. He says that its random and I never remember saying these things. Some of his recent favorites:

I punched him in the arm and said "See, I told you there was jelly!"

He says I was laughing and he asked what I was laughing about. My response was "I'm in the grocery store and there are old people walking giant lobsters on leashes."

One night I started rubbing the top of his head and said "it feels like sandpaper."

About a month ago, I sat straight up in bed and shouted "RED MEAT!" and immediately laid right back down and started snoring.

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

I used to sleep walk when I was a kid. One time I took the sheets off of my bed and put them in the kitchen sink.

 

[Aidensmom]

DF has told me that I talk quite frequently in my sleep. He says that its random and I never remember saying these things. Some of his recent favorites:

I punched him in the arm and said "See, I told you there was jelly!"

He says I was laughing and he asked what I was laughing about. My response was "I'm in the grocery store and there are old people walking giant lobsters on leashes."

One night I started rubbing the top of his head and said "it feels like sandpaper."

About a month ago, I sat straight up in bed and shouted "RED MEAT!" and immediately laid right back down and started snoring.

I am thinking you and my son could have some interesting late night conversations.

 

[TinkerbellLuvr7]

My brother used to when he was younger, now that he is in college I'm not sure if he does or not anymore, the worst one he had was actually when we were in WDW staying at the WL for the first time in 2000. My mom heard the door open and shut and realized my brother climbed down off the bunk bed and unlocked the door opened it and shut it and my mom found him sitting outside the door of our room--how scary is that! He was about 13 at the time. He would also walk downstairs at home and walk around the main floor then walk back up to his room but the WDW was prolly the worst!

 

[tiggersmom2]

My 13 year old sleep talks every night!!! He mumbles off the wall things and has even been known to fall off the bed!

 

[Narnian_Princess]

DF has told me that I talk quite frequently in my sleep. He says that its random and I never remember saying these things. Some of his recent favorites:

I punched him in the arm and said "See, I told you there was jelly!"

He says I was laughing and he asked what I was laughing about. My response was "I'm in the grocery store and there are old people walking giant lobsters on leashes."

One night I started rubbing the top of his head and said "it feels like sandpaper."

About a month ago, I sat straight up in bed and shouted "RED MEAT!" and immediately laid right back down and started snoring.

OMG! I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type, and it's sooo hard trying to be quiet so I don't wake my family up!

ETA: OMG, every time I even LOOK at that I crack up!

 

[AuntieM03]

My grandmother had a period when I was little that she would sleep walk. One time my mother and stepfather were sleeping on the living room floor because my grandma was staying in their room. My step dad awoke to my grandma squatting over his head getting ready to pee Luckily he woke her up in time. Of course he turned out to be a loser so maybe my grandma should have went ahead.

 

[BabyPiglet]

I heard a story about my cousin. When he was little he walked into the kitchen. Took out the milk and a cup. Poured a glass, drank it, then went back to bed.

He remembered nothing when he woke up the next morning.

 

[rie'smom]

My older son used to sleepwalk as a child. One night I heard him get up so I went to check on him. He was peeing on the bathroom door. Then we turned around and got back in his bed.

 

[kbkids]

I've only done it once that I know of. Once in high school, I got out of bed in the middle of the night, got in the shower, and turned it on. When the water hit me, it woke me up. There I was totally drenched, pajamas and all.

 

[kbkids]

Oh yeh, but my mom's story was the funniest. She woke my dad up in the middle of the night, frantically looking for someone. He sleepily followed her all through the house trying to figure out what she was doing. Finally, he got her cornered and asked who in the world she was looking for. Her response, "I can't find myself." He said that as soon as she said it, it was like a lightbulb when on, she looked at him kinda sheepishly and went back to bed. She swears he made up this story.

 

[barkley]

i don't remember it, but as a kid apparantly i jumped off the top bunk bed on to the floor, grabbed some item and began sword fighting with some invisible person (my then sister in law said she was afraid to wake me up for fear i'de impail her ).

my mother comes up with the wierdest stuff when she talks in her sleep, my favorite is one time when i went into her room to tell her goodnight and she told me 'honey if you get hungry i left you a nice rhinoserus with grilled cheese in the back yard-just pop it into the microwave'

 

[trappednabox]

I've been sleep walking for as long as I can remember. One time when I was about 4 or 5, we used to live in the same apartment complex as my grandparents, their apt. was right under ours. My aunt (who was about 16 at the time) had fallen asleep on the couch that night and said she heard a noise outside so she looked out the window and saw me walking around the little yard area, trying to get into the pool. She grabbed me and brought me inside, they said I unlocked 2 locks to get out, but I don't remember it at all.

More recently I walked out into the living room when my cousin was here and I started a fight with him. He said I started yelling at him and he didn't know why, till he figured out I was still asleep, then he said he laughed at me, and I got even madder. He said he told me to go back to bed, and I told him what are you talking about, I'm awake and will remember everything that just happend! I didn't remember anything in the morning

 

[JoyG]

I had a scary thing happen to me in college that caused "night terrors" for several years after that.

In college, I woke up one night to the fire alarm going off. I saw (what I thought was) smoke and when I jumped out of bed, my feet were burning. Turns out a hot water pipe burst in the room and two inches of scalding hot water was on the floor and steam was in the room. I was half asleep and my fight or flight instinct kicked in and I just ran through it. I didn't wake up fully until I was standing outside my dorm in my pjs with no shoes on.

For years after that I would wake up at the slightest noise and run for the door. DH got up in the middle of the night and flushed the toilet and I jumped up and ran for the front door. He said he thought I was going to run out into the night.

For years we slept with the bed against the wall and me on the inside so if I tried to run, he could pull me back into bed!

Thankfully, I haven't had an episodes in a while.

 

[PirateKitty]

OMG! I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type, and it's sooo hard trying to be quiet so I don't wake my family up!

ETA: OMG, every time I even LOOK at that I crack up!

I'm not even embarrassed...I'd be laughing too. I just wish I could remember what I was dreaming about when I said these things.

 

[trulygoofy]

I still sleepwalk and it can be annoying. We were camping last year in a tent and I stood up and started pushing the top of the tent saying "it is going to hit us". I was dreaming that a big boulder was coming at us. My DH was pulling me back to bed and I was telling him to help me and I thought that when it hits us it will be his fault. Then I woke up. If anyone could see us outside of the tent, they would have really wondered what was going on.

One of the most annoying is when I think that our house opens up into Disney World. Our house rotates and the kitchen opens into the Magic Kingdom. At first I think this is great, but then I realize that any stranger can walk into my kids rooms. I get up and check on them, and then I wake up. My kids are use to my sleepwalking now.