Skyhigh Airlines "Saving you money at a price"

[WDWHound]

I just came across a wonderful parody site for a fictional airline call SkyHigh Airlines. Here's a ink:http://www.skyhighairlines.com/.
Make sure you try the lost baggage tracker (apparently my bags are in Mongolia!). I tried to schedule a flight and got the following disclaimers:

"Tip: There’s a pretty good chance you’ll miss some connecting flights. Our advice is to either speedwalk or slip one of those electric cart drivers a five-spot and tell him to floor it. Best of luck."

"Tip: Flight terminals may change. A lot.
Airline rules & regulations
Ticket and/or itinerary changes are a huge hassle for us. Therefore, various fees, fines, taxes and penalty charges apply."

"Passengers forced to share seats will receive a $1.50 credit towards future travel on SkyHigh."

"We reserve the right to refuse service to people who ask for things."

"More Disclaimers
Some of you people out there don’t appreciate SkyHigh’s extra stopovers a long the way—a perk we like to call “talking the scenic route.” If you’re one of those types, head to alaskaair.com. They offer a lot of non-stops there. (Bo-ring.) "

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

Skyhigh's my favorite airline...why they fly to airports that don't even exist!

 

[pokiemomo181]

I think I been on their plane before. At least it sounds like theirs, LOL.


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