.....Atlantic City....the bright lights they shine
Casinos galore that give us free wine.
So off we did go in a hurry, a flash...
They accepted our credit cards they took all our cash.
They left us both broke and they left us broke fast.
We did see the ocean and sea gulls galore
We saw the bright lights and we saw so much more.
There was this cute guy with a nice sexy chest
But the one with the dark hair was the one we liked best.
And then the time came when we were ready for more
So we gathered our things as we ran out the door.
Back onto the interstate the traffic was "hail"
And that wasnt a typo , it was a deliberate misspell.
That traffic was crazy, it was driving me nuts
So we swerved off to an exit, where we saw some straw huts
There was even a man with a bright golden "thing"
We thought wouldnt he be nice for a once or twice fling.
There were signs there were pictures with swirly black lines
There were rooms and tall buildings with glass walls that did shine.
There might have been a church with a steeple or two
Maybe even a market, with some ppl, maybe more than a few.
There might have been a few friends from places away
They may have been there for us all to play.
But maybe all of htis is fiction a story so rare
Maybe the reality of it all is we were at the last county fair.
We did see some rides, a ferris wheel so tall
The amusement parks called our name so we answered the call.
Then off to the next adventure as we jumped back into the car.
So where did it take us, on tires so swift Louise was scared?
On to Dino Land where there were bones now so bare.
We saw awesome flowers, we saw tigers and snakes
So do you know where we are??? Where is that gold plate.
The place that we stayed in had chandeliers so bright
The elevators looked like ToT,,, were we at Disney on this night?
I dont remember a piano in the lobby of the HS Park ride
This place was so huge , in here an elephant could hide.
The valets wanted $40 for parking my car
I threw someone else the key as I walked to the bar.
We listened in amazement at this teacher run her mouth
Even I know the President is our Commander in Chief and I am a hick from the South.
This lady kept talking and saying more and more dumb things
I was waiting for the slow bartender for a good drink to now bring.
I waited in vain as the drink was the worst I have had
But a pilot sat down , this night was gonna be good when I thought it was bad.
The alcohol was working, on Louise it was taking its toll
She was flirting and flirting, she was really on a roll.
So I went upstairs, I was ready for sleep....
I cant tell you when Louise came home, I was sworn to not say a peep. (lol)
The next day there were bottles and bottles of booze
We were walking not driving so we had notihng to lose.
There were hugs and kisses, maybe a tickle or two.
There were adventures galore, maybe more than a few.
My story I am ending in a very short while
Lets just say we drove on and on for many a mile
There were rubiks cubes, and poodle skirts, fads and/or flops
So do you think we were at Disney, maybe even at PoP???
Just like with the story of Thelma and Louise....
You can make up the ending...make it whatever you please.....
how many things I can do in 1 - 48 hour period at the
Happiest Place on Earth !!!
Just thought I would say it again !!!!
... rode all the major rides.. saw 3 major parades... and on top of that she got 4 hours sleep each nite! Fabulous isnt it !!!!!!!!
I'm in! 
I'm glad the two of you made it home safely!
