Simpson's Quotes

[Gina]

"Ohh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish..." -- Homer

"I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks and blows." -- Bart

"Mmmmm... floor pie..." -- Homer



-gina-

 

[SuiteDisney]

I never stabbed anyone.

I cut my finger on a broken glass.

The glove doesn't fit.

 

[dedala]

This is too funny my DH & DS are Huge Simpsons fans....My 4 y/o walks around saying

"DOH!"

and MMMMMM Donuts...MMMMMMM

 

[Pete's Mom]

Bart's crank calls to Moe always get me!

"Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!"

"Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"

"Is a Bath here? Guys! Guys! Anita Bath"

"Anyone here an Al Coholic?"

"Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!"

"Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!"

"Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!"

 

[coqui]

Homer: D'OH
Lisa: A Deer
Marge: A female Deer


Ralph: I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart ....unf.........I bent my wookie

Ralph: Lies make baby Jesus cry

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food

Ralph: I sleep in a drawer.

And of Course

Mr. Burns: Exxxcccceeelllleeennnnt!!!!

 

[Dodie]

"....a couple makin' bacon on the beach..."

Homer: "Mmmmm.... B-a-a-con." (drools....)

 

[Micca]

Bart was asked in class to give an example of a paradox. Bart replied "Damned if you do, damned if you don't".

 

[goofygirl]

"thankyou, come again!"- Apu

"Dont tread on Me" - written on Bart's butt when he's about to be caned in Australia. Says Lisa "I'm impressed you can write so legibly on your own butt!"