Silly things to ponder....

[crazee4mickey]

Just wanted to start a thread that inspired people to think of things that make you go "hmmmm..." (like the "8 glass of water thread"!)

Why if 7-Eleven is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year do they have locks on the doors??

Why are barns painted red?

I know...pretty deep things to think about but honestly I'm bored!

Now I don't seriously want answers to these questions because my head is full of enough useless knowledge............

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Where do the other half of my socks go?

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

.... Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[CarolG]

What's the difference between an orange?

 

[Sparx]

how do you get the "keep off the grass" sign ON the grass?

 

[Tazicket]

My Little Big Question of the Day: Ever notice in the Wizard of Oz that when Dorothy meets the Scarecrow, the yellow brick road splits off in three directions? There is never another place along the road where any of these split-offs meet back with the main road. If they had turned one of the other 2 ways, would they have still made it to the Emerald City? Those darn Munchkins just said to "follow the yellow brick road." They never told her which way to go when it split!!

 

[LBelle]

Why am I here??? That is the question!!!

 

[mjkacmom]

Just wanted to start a thread that inspired people to think of things that make you go "hmmmm..." (like the "8 glass of water thread"!)

Why if 7-Eleven is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year do they have locks on the doors??

Why are barns painted red?

I know...pretty deep things to think about but honestly I'm bored!

Now I don't seriously want answers to these questions because my head is full of enough useless knowledge............

This always bothered me about the 7/11, so I asked once - in case of a robbery/fire/etc., they need to have locks. I hope I'm not the only one who ever asked them!

 

[TheGoofster]

Why if 7-Eleven is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year do they have locks on the doors??rotfl:

reminds me of a Stephen Wright joke:
"The other day I was going to go into a 24 hour convient store, when I saw the manager locking the door. I asked the guy, Hey why are you closing the store when your sign says that you are open 24 hours? The man looks at me and says, yeah, but not in a row"

Maybe that answers the question????

 

[candicenicole19]

In High School Phyc. our teacher asked us how do we know that we are not in a coma somewhere and just dreaming about everything that is going on! Or how do we know that we are not a reality TV show where are minds are really programed to make the desicions that we make from a thrid party somewhere. Hmm, I guess this is why I always thought he was one short of a 6 pack!

Candice

 

[krismom]

why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?!

 

[crazee4mickey]

In High School Phyc. our teacher asked us how do we know that we are not in a coma somewhere and just dreaming about everything that is going on! Or how do we know that we are not a reality TV show where are minds are really programed to make the desicions that we make from a thrid party somewhere. Hmm, I guess this is why I always thought he was one short of a 6 pack!

Candice

Haha
Sadly enough I have actually thought along those lines

 

[Hercules10]

Why do dogs love to hang out the window of a moving vehicle and get wind-blown, but freak out when you blow in their face?

 

[LBelle]

Why do dogs love to hang out the window of a moving vehicle and get wind-blown, but freak out when you blow in their face?

Hmmmm............................let's see.........................

 

[crazee4mickey]

Why is it that when God created man He didn't create even one male who knows how to change the toilet paper roll!?

 

[rie'smom]

Why is it that when God created man He didn't create even one male who knows how to change the toilet paper roll!?

or give them a romance gene that doesn't always have to includethe horizontal mambo.

 

[marathonmommy]

Why are there no size B batteries?

If you need to ship styrofoam to someone, what do you pack it in?

 

[truebelievers]

Some people make their living mass-producing sporks.

AND

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck since a woodchuck can chuck wood?

AND

"To be intoxicated is to be sophisticated, but not be able to say it."

 

[Saphire]

Why is it that when you wear your freshly washed sweater/jeans/coat, etc., you immediatley spill something on it?

Why do people love to commiserate with you when you are down and troubled, but when you have something wonderful happen, they have difficulty sharing your joy?

Why is it when you are driving, late and in a hurry, you get behind someone wearing a cap/baseball hat?