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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,731
- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of
the EZ-Boy.
- Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr.
Kevorkian.
- The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
- You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but
never sat down.
- Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your
waist.
- You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
- You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning
jog Friday.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only
yielded gravy.
- You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the
football games.
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel
burn.
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called
twice.
- You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
- It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until
Christmas.
- Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete
this.
the EZ-Boy.
- Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr.
Kevorkian.
- The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
- You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but
never sat down.
- Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your
waist.
- You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
- You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning
jog Friday.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only
yielded gravy.
- You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the
football games.
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel
burn.
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called
twice.
- You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
- It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until
Christmas.
- Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete
this.
