Lil' Doodle
Earning My Ears
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2000
- Messages
- 26
I was thinking it would be really neat for us DISers to share our jokes with each other. I've already started it on the Community Board, and it's really funny! We teens must have some pretty cool jokes so.........post and share your jokes!
I'll start us off!
There was a man named Joe who loved his cat. He went on vacation and told his nighbor to take care of his cat. The first day of his vacation he called his neighbor and said, "How's my cat?" The neighbor said, "Don't worry, your cat's fine." This happened for 2 days, and on the third day he called his neighbor and said, "How's my cat?" The neighbor said, "Your cat's dead." "Oh no, my cat's dead! You could at least have said, she's up a tree and won't come down, then the next day say she's been up there all night and so on and so on! So, how's mother?" "Well, she's up a tree, and won't come down."
How's that for a start!
I'll start us off!
There was a man named Joe who loved his cat. He went on vacation and told his nighbor to take care of his cat. The first day of his vacation he called his neighbor and said, "How's my cat?" The neighbor said, "Don't worry, your cat's fine." This happened for 2 days, and on the third day he called his neighbor and said, "How's my cat?" The neighbor said, "Your cat's dead." "Oh no, my cat's dead! You could at least have said, she's up a tree and won't come down, then the next day say she's been up there all night and so on and so on! So, how's mother?" "Well, she's up a tree, and won't come down."
How's that for a start!
