Bonnie has obviously been inbibing of Jodie's smoothies as Pam took the stairs, not the evelator to the cargo hold of the ship. Bonnie does not know that Pam has a master plan and for it to work, she must commence from the bottom of the ship and work her way slowly up........
Pam crawls on her belly through the dank, musty cargo hold section of the ship. It is very dark and she's a little scared. She gropes in her pocket and finds her trusty Bic lighter (she wasn't a Scout, ok! 
), she flicks her Bic and sees a crap game going on among a pack of rats. She consults her watch and determines that she has time for a quick hand or two. She antes up a wedge of cheese and gets a decent hand. Pam wins over and over and decides it's time to leave when the rats start circling her. She throws down her sticky rat traps and another wedge of cheese and books it out of there!
Pam decides she will walk from now on. Pam makes it up 3 floors. She darts from corner to corner, furtively peering around the edges on the lookout for Jennifer. On the 4th floor, close to the sauna, she spies Evil Jeannette chuckling to herself and rubbing her hands gleefully as she hangs onto a janitor's room door handle. Pam sneats up on Evil Jeannette and tries Jay's Jedi mind trick thingie, it fails. Evil Jeannette (who is remarkably strong for such a tiny person) grabs Pam and tries to pin her to the floor. Pam escapes her clutches and grabs Evil Jeannette's neck and tries the Spock neck thingie, it, too, fails. It's like the WWF Raw! They're up, they're down - there's body parts and flailing fists flying everywhere. There's grunts and moans (wait! those are coming from the closet!
) Pam recognizes Jeannie's whimpers and knows her little buddy must be in serious trouble!!
Pam throws off her Standard Issue Rescue Uniform to reveal her Wonder Woman costume! "Ayyyyeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaa!" With her superhero strength, Pam hurls Evil Jeannette across the room, knocking her against the sauna door. Evil Jeannette is rendered unconscious. Pam uses her rope to hog tie the evil one up and then stuffs her in the sauna, turning the heat up several degrees.
Pam then hurries to the janitor's closet and uses a bobby pin to spring the lock, yelling, "Don't worry, little buddy, Wonder Wench is here to save you!!!"
Pam opens the door and a very disheveled Jeannie and Jude fall out. Jeannie begins to yell at Pam. Pam is very embarrassed.
Jeannie grabs Jude and heads back into the closet, locking it from the inside with a mop handle.
Pam wearily begins her mission of rescuing Sherry, Kim and Dork Boy from the Sick Bay.
Sigh....... sometimes a Superhero's work is never done OR appreciated......
) and now Jennifer...the one that so sweetly defended my guy while I was gone, stops the one person here that might've come to our rescue?!?! 
Was wondering about you!
