Set Sail on the SS Last Word Cruise Ship

[lilboo]

Mistress Kim... gasp!!!...the elder YaYas... wheeze!!! ...alll this JINGLING.....and JANGLING...AND DANGLING!!!!! ....shiver!!!

Can I have another round???

Bye SHer...I KNOW , I was wondering what the heck you were doing here and not in front of The Bachelorette!

 

[Pam]

PAM...get those quarters OUT of the ICE BUCKET!!

Jeannie,
Hush! I have learned that if you keep them on ice until you "deposit" them - it makes Jay hula even faster!!

Oh! There he is! I can see him in my mind...and... and... awww... look.... he's begging them to release him so that he can come back to me!

Ha! He's practicing his Kegel (or however you spell that!) exercises, you ninny!


Now I'm gonna cry - that Siamese cat looks just like my Larrietta Maguillacuddy who died a year ago........

Pam

 

[helenabear]

Oh my goodness!!! I go off for an oil change and I come back to this?!?!?! What are you all up to here with Kimmie & Apolo and all that... I think I'm going to go hide in my room now

 

[jldriscoll]

Oh my!! THe pictures you girls do post!!!

Well since Nancy and Kim both came to drag me out from under my rock....I figured I better post.

I'm sort of feeling like something under a rock. The start of a cold I guess....just feel yuck....... plus dh is always working late so I am a single parent slug......

Here's my febble attempt at a condiment....

Karen...sorry you're still feeling poorly....I like Jodie's advice a lot!

Sherry...mash potatoes ROCK!!!!

Elaine, I'm so glad Luis is ok. We got in an accident when I was pregnant with Emily. Totaled car but all of us walked away without a scrap...... Those car folks really know what they are doing!!!

KIm....I did come out yesterday to defend Apolo....rather lamely...I admit....

Jodie, sounds like you are in high yaya meet gear!!

Marilyn, waiting on that pic!!!

Michele...sorry you're under the weather. Get well soon!

Laura, my fingers are crossed for monday!!!

Bracelet girls...mine will be here on the 13th!

Jay, Fabulous skirt there! And you have the cutest knees

SHEP! Sorry long post......are you going to get a "litter box" tag now? THat thread isn't going to die anytime soon! ....ppsst....that's how this one got started too!!!


Hi everyone else!!! Sorry if I missed anything else important.....I need a nap now

 

[Kama89]

ACK!! That picture is going to haunt me forever, I just know it! *Note to self...Jeannie needs a different picture of me to play with*

Kegels!! OMG... ROTFL!! Uh.... I don't think so Pam... tee hee!!

Mistress Kim... gasp!!!...the elder YaYas... wheeze!!! ...alll this JINGLING.....and JANGLING...AND DANGLING!!!!! ....shiver!!!

There ~ there my love... you just stay with me... no dangling going on here...now... we'll just close the door.... let's just forget allll about those elder Yas!

Ooooh...and here he's trying to get past whatshisname, because he knows I'm waiting at the finish line!

 

[Kama89]

Pam, that kitty belonged to my mother. His name was Ezekiel and he was the sweetest baby.

Ack! That is the funniest picture of me! LOL!! I look like a....a.... oh.... never mind.

 

[jldriscoll]

I ketchup and end up pulling a last post

Anyone wanting to say hi to me see page 87

 

[Meriweather]

Hi Jennifer......glad you came on board. The sun will do you good.
Hope you feel better soon.

Off to fix dinner.

 

[Dream]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kim are you sorry that you ever posted that pic??? HAHAHAHA!!! it comes back at the strangest times!!!!
Nice work Jeannie!!!!

JENNIFER!!!! OMG I've missed you!!!! Sorry you are under the weather and that you ar a "single parent". I feel your pain on that one! PM me if ya ever need a shoulder that understands that road. Feel better my friend! Hang around here more...there is always SOMEBODY to make ya laugh!!!

Night Sherry!

Elaine! You come back here! No hiding!!

 

[Pam]

Kim,
Ha! (again!) Look a little more closely at the photo - Dorkboy isn't trying to pass that dude - he's trying to lick that guy's earlobe!

Pam

PS
Yay! Nancy can now jingle her charms!!!

Karen,
You MUST have fun with us - and Jay and Shep are gonna do the Ritual Nekkid YaYa Dance later on!

Jennifer,
Quick! Eat some oranges!

 

[lilboo]

JENNIFER!!!! OMG---we've missed you!!! Grab the laptop and a blanket and curl up with us on the LIDO deck.


HELLO...PAM...KEGELS ???!! The woman's shy about writing BOOB but will boldly talk about APOLO'S KEGEL exercises!

Kim-never mention Apolo at the house of my fellow countrymen...they are BITTER about ol' what'shis face and the crosstracking...NICE TONGUE, BTW.(I can see why Elaine ran.)

 

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!! The girlie boy in the back lurks like he's have'in a problem!!..perhaps it's the wind drag created by the odd growth on his chin???

 

[Dream]

BWAHAHAHA!!!! Kim honey...I feel like the planets are in sync again it's pick on Apolo night!!!! Wind drag, licking earlobes KEGELS?!?!?!?!? What was that you told me a few weeks ago? Laughter is good for the soul!!!!

 

[helenabear]

Sorry Jodie, I didn't really mean to hide... I just was gone too long this evening with my oil change and am working on stuff. Would you believe I am half done with another set of pictures?

 

[Dream]

YAY...more Elaine pictures! The others were beauiful!!!

 

[Kama89]

Hey Jennifer! It's good to have you back girl! As for the lame attempt... well, that's better than no attempt at all, and certainly better than the treatment he gets from the other YaYas. Kegels!! Wind drag!? No no no....not wind drag... it's anticipation of the kiss at the finish line...shee...don't you guys know anything!?

Jeannie, my lips are sealed, zipped, buttoned..... mums the word. Mmmm... yep, nice tongue. He's thinking of me there. I'm at the finish line doing the hula.

BWAHAHAHA!!!! Kim honey...I feel like the planets are in sync again it's pick on Apolo night!!!! Wind drag, licking earlobes KEGELS?!?!?!?!? What was that you told me a few weeks ago? Laughter is good for the soul!!!!

Yeah, ya know Jodie...odd as it may seem, I have to agree with you there.... things just don't feel right around here unless I'm busy defending my sweetie. I think it was my calling in life...marry Tom, have Cameron, defend Apolo against the wrath of the YaYas...

Jodie, I didn't post that pic!! I sent it to Elaine to laugh at, and she (yes, with my permission ) used it to make our little...uh... creations. Gotta watch what you send to that girl, and.... what you post, and quickly delete too!

 

[LucyStorm]

er, um.....excuse me.....I don't think Apolo has the necessary 'equipment' to Kegel.......

Bonnie sneats out on the balcony, looks both ways, and spots Jeannie's twin, the evil Padawan Jeannette, and she seems to have snatched Apolo out of the clutches of the curvaceous Kimmy. Jeannette appears to be heading towards the sick bay threatening all sorts of malicious torture on Apolo...starting with she is threatening to autoclave his skates!!!! OH MY!!!! Will this be the end of the career of Kimmy's heartthrob? Will Kimmy still be interested in Soul Patch Man if he cannot skate? What is Jeannette planning on doing with that safety razor and shaving cream? Stay tuned for the next edition of "As the Skate Burns".

 

[Pam]

er, um.....excuse me.....I don't think Apolo has the necessary 'equipment' to Kegel.......

Are you really, really sure about that??!!
Pam

 

[dizneenut]

Hello again!

Decided to pop on for a few before I go to bed.

Jeannie, I was parked right in front of The Bachelorette!
Two guys from Cleveland were given a rose!

Jennifer!! So good to see you again! I missed you!! Sorry you are feeling under the weather.

 

[helenabear]

Thanks Jodie... I just have to add the text... they'll be up in the early evening tomorrow I think