And Lo, a call went out, throughout the land Brave Knights DIS were called to follow a quest, leaving Gypsies in their Palace:
They were dispatched with great fervor to obtain the Grail of Bubba. The quest found many entering the Kingdom of
Walmart as the people of the land chanted , alas here be the Grail of Bubba.. These sturdy and brave Knights of DIS thought their quest had ended as they held high the assumed Grail of Bubba.
Yet one Knight of DIS followed his heart and continued to travers the land on his quest. Until he came upon a kingdom with many small imitators of the Grail of Bubba. As he entered the Kingdom of Mini in the Shire of Mart, a penitent air came over him, the odors of Mini Mart battle hung thick in the air, the stench of hot dog and the sweet sickening smells of doughnuts were heavy, the ground thick and stick from many a spilled drink. A holy aura shown from the far reaches of the Kingdom of Mini in the shire of Mart. Then to his amazement, before him was the true Grail of Bubba, enshrined in all its glory. The Brave Knight of DIS gathered all his strength and hoisted the Grail of Bubba high and rejoiced in the moment, knowing his quest had not been in vain. Then using his sword of American Express he fought he way to the checkout counter and procured the Grail of Bubba for the Kingdom of DIS and claimed the title of the True Finder of the Grail of Bubba . With his quest satisfied he filled the Grail of Bubba and quaffed heartily for many days. Only to spend many hours in the Royal Throne relieving himself.
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