Senior Driver (joke)

jamsmom

<font color=deeppink>Really isn't mean at all!<br>
Joined
Mar 6, 2000
Messages
6,992
I hope this hasn't been posted:



Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer saw a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thought to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turned on his lights and pulled the car over.

Approaching the car, he noticed that there were five old ladies—two in the front seat and three in the back—eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, said to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replied, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. "No sir, I was doing the speed limit exa ctly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman declared a bit proudly. \

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer," the driver informed him, "We just got off Route 119."
 
now that was pretty cute:p
 

LOLOLOL...That's a good one!
 

New Posts


Disney Vacation Planning. Free. Done for You.
Our Authorized Disney Vacation Planners are here to provide personalized, expert advice, answer every question, and uncover the best discounts. Let Dreams Unlimited Travel take care of all the details, so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy a stress-free vacation.
Start Your Disney Vacation
Disney EarMarked Producer






DIS Facebook DIS youtube DIS Instagram DIS Pinterest DIS Tiktok DIS Twitter

Add as a preferred source on Google

Back
Top Bottom