Seinfeldisms

[kimmar067]

Lest we forget: THE ELAINE DANCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

...there ya go...

 

[FergieTCat]

They wait their whole lives to move down here, sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot and enforce these rules!!!!!!

Who wants hot chocolate?

I live in FL and have an HOA. 'nuff said

Forgot to mention: my father was president of the Condo Board. We never ate steak after 4:30 pm!

 

[kimmar067]

"....The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound...."
"Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the pigman, George. I went into the wrong room and there he was."
"A pigman?"
"Yes, a pigman. Half pig, half man...."

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Have "sponge worthy" and "Dolores" been mentioned yet?

 

[SC Minnie]

"Dolores" been mentioned yet?

You mean Mulva??

 

[kimmar067]

Has "sponge worthy" been mentioned yet?

...that was a great one...

 

[kimmar067]

....how 'bout the 'ECLAIR' one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9QPvBfMVQ

 

[MinnieTink]

Seinfeld is my favorite!!!

How about the one where Elaine gets bitten by the dog... "do I need a shot?". "No shot,dog bite" "No I know I didn't GET shot, do I need a shot?". "No shot, dog bite! Woof woof, not bang bang!"

Which was the same episode when George bought glasses with ladies frames! LOL.

The hi-talker, the close-talker...

"Ya know, Jimmy likes Elaine. Jimmy thinks Elaine is really cute."

Kramer's license plate...***man!

 

[beck0321]

The one DH and I make fun of all the time is The Library episode with George and the gym teacher:

"He turns and smiles, the little baked bean teeth"

Also the scene with Jerry and the telemarketer from another episode:

"Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?"
"Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later."
"Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
"No."
"Well, now you know how I feel."

ETA: Oh I forgot about George's answering machine! That is still one of my favorite things..."Believe it or not, George isn't at home..."

 

[JoeDif]

George: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it

 

[beck0321]

"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected"

 

[MinnieTink]

Also the one where Elaines boss is a germaphobe so Elaine coughs on her doorknob and rubs the lady's keyboard on her butt!

 

[lucas]

"Ya know, Jimmy likes Elaine. Jimmy thinks Elaine is really cute."

"Elaine got a new dress. Jimmy likes it."

"That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy."

"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected"

Oh, good one! A classic!

 

[lucas]

"George likes his chicken spicey!"

And, Kramer and Mel Torme, the Velvet Fog!

 

[FergieTCat]

And you want to be my latex salesman.

 

[lucas]

That is one magic luggie.

GGGGGiddyup!

 

[MM27]

Here are some more. This first one was on last night.
Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?
Girlfriend: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it while I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Bubble boy episode, "I'm sorry, the card says MOOPS"

Reverse peep holes

Bizarro Jerry

But are you still master of your domain

The urban sombrero

Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Gene Picks.
Elaine: Gene's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Gene.


I lover that episode where Kramer gets the big bag of condoms. George takes one and Kramer offers Elaine 100. Her response: What am I a hooker?

Donna Chang You know you're not Chinese.


Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car.

Jerry: I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.

George's ATM code: BOSCO

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Morty Seinfeld: Jerry, this is the most thoughtful gift you've ever given me.
Jerry: You know, I bought you a Cadillac... Twice.

Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

Seven Costanza

Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.

Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people.

 

[CathrynRose]

Look at that guy's dog. I hate it when their ears get flipped inside out like that. Why doesn't he fix it?

FIX YOUR DOG's EAR!!!!

 

[poohs_hunny]

Lest we forget: THE ELAINE DANCE!

It's like a full-bodied dry heave set to music.

 

[kimmar067]

....LOVE this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aKniUjce4s
[...don't worry - it's short...]








































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