Secret Green Club - whatever number thread

[dgbg100106]

I got your friend.request and accepted some people just surprise me.
She had to have been comado

 

[dgbg100106]

20 days.

 

[3Leafs]

20 days.

 

[3Leafs]

Kelly had a Kelly moment

 

[dwheatl]

I got your friend.request and accepted some people just surprise me.
She had to have been commando

Or wearing her child's underwear.

 

[dgbg100106]

Kelly. I reread what i wrote and hopefully you knew I was talking about the picture not you right?

I was surprised by the person in the picture.

 

[dgbg100106]

Kelly had a Kelly moment

I had no idea that it was called a "Kelly moment" i have had them before too. Now that I know what they are called I will report on them more.

 

[dgbg100106]

Or wearing her child's underwear.

 

[3Leafs]

I had no idea that it was called a "Kelly moment" i have had them before too. Now that I know what they are called I will report on them more.

I probably have more Kelly moments than Kelly!

 

[kelly1218]

Kelly. I reread what i wrote and hopefully you knew I was talking about the picture not you right?

I was surprised by the person in the picture.

oh...admit it...you were TOTALLY talking about me!!!



Teeth:

I had no idea that it was called a "Kelly moment" i have had them before too. Now that I know what they are called I will report on them more.

I probably have more Kelly moments than Kelly!

I would NEVER say that

Kelly had a Kelly moment

Or wearing her child's underwear.

I'd rather think it was none....

 

[3Leafs]

Happy Mother's Day to all my Peeps!​

 

[dgbg100106]

I saw this today and thought it was very fitting

Happy Mother's Day to every woman who has given birth to, adopted, cared for, raised, cradled, comforted, fed, clothed, and loved with the greatest love possible the children in your life. I have no idea if that made grammatical sense. I really just wanted to say this: Thank you.

 

[3Leafs]

My friend sent me this email today...

Mother's day is approaching so in that light...a look at things my Mother Taught Me1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside... I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"J

 

[dgbg100106]

My friend sent me this email today...

Mother's day is approaching so in that light...a look at things my Mother Taught Me1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside... I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"J

What about parental logic
Do as I say not as I do.

 

[dwheatl]

I'm the youngest of 6 kids, and by the time my brother and I were teenagers, she'd just about had it. When we bickered, she said, "Knock that off or I'll rip off your arm and beat you over the head with it." And yet, I still go visit her 3 times a week.

 

[dgbg100106]

I'm the youngest of 6 kids, and by the time my brother and I were teenagers, she'd just about had it. When we bickered, she said, "Knock that off or I'll rip off your arm and beat you over the head with it." And yet, I still go visit her 3 times a week.

Wow you must have both arms still attached.

 

[dwheatl]

When she said stop, I stopped. I'm no fool!

 

[3Leafs]

Danielle...



Ok I am all packed and set for NY.. Bus leaves at 5:30am..

Poor Nick.. He fell asleep crying that he was gonna miss me. He even packed his bag because HE WAS GOING WITH ME.. Thats the hardest part for me. I have not been away from him for more than 2 nights and he stayed with my mom.. Em could care less... All she cares about is she gets Daddy all to herself.. That and she lost her first tooth so she went to bed early so the tooth fairy could come

 

[kelly1218]

Awwww. T {{hug}}

 

[dgbg100106]

Danielle...



Ok I am all packed and set for NY.. Bus leaves at 5:30am..

Poor Nick.. He fell asleep crying that he was gonna miss me. He even packed his bag because HE WAS GOING WITH ME.. Thats the hardest part for me. I have not been away from him for more than 2 nights and he stayed with my mom.. Em could care less... All she cares about is she gets Daddy all to herself.. That and she lost her first tooth so she went to bed early so the tooth fairy could come

T. I am excited for you on the trip but know how hard it is to leave

Hope you have an amazing time. Bring back photos.