'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..... misheard song lyrics

[wdw4life]

Wrapped up like a duche instead of deuce...well you know that song.

Blinded By The Light

I had most of those lyrics wrong but the one I messed up the most was the line," And little Early Pearly came by in her curly-wurly
and asked me if I needed a ride". I always sang it as,"And little early burly gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride."

I always thought that sounded painful.

 

[korbbec]

Blinded By The Light

I had most of those lyrics wrong but the one I messed up the most was the line," And little Early Pearly came by in her curly-wurly
and asked me if I needed a ride". I always sang it as,"And little early burly gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride."

I always thought that sounded painful.

Ok- I'm crying now! I always thought the same thing.

 

[merekc]

My DS4 loves Beyonce's Irreplaceable. The chorus that says "You must not know about me." My son thinks it says "Jesus is no not mean". So cute. I laugh every time.

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

While I was growing up, I thought it was "Party chinapear tree" which sort of confused me. Later in life I found out it was "Partridge in a Pear Tree".

 

[korbbec]

A song by Natalie Merchant.. Called Thank You.. DS thought she said Vacuum


Thank You, Thank you
became Vacuum, Vacuum

So that would be "I want to vacuum, vacuum....vacuum, vacuum?"
Sounds like my kinda man- send him on over!

 

[leafette]

I used to think Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People" was "The Meat of a Meatball." I really pondered this one (Isn't it all meat?).

 

[apirateslifeforme]

The one I hear about the most is Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets" - the line "She's got electric boots/A mohair suit" is misheard as "She's got electric b**bs/Her ma has two."

When I was a kid, I thought Duran Duran's "Hold Back the Rain" was "No time for wearing clothes, we're on the road again." It's "No time for worry cause we're on the roam again."

And the Motels "Only the Lonely" - "only the lonely can play" - I thought it was (highlight) "only the lonely get laid."

 

[Squirlz]

back when Elton John was touring with Billy Joel didn't Billy sing "I don't need to worry about you with myyyyy wife"?

 

[kcork1026]

My dd now 14 used to sing Pocohantas instead of "blue corn moon" she sang boom ba boom

and my dd now 10 used to sing for "where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe" she though it was "cut my toe"

and I just recently found out that Bryan Adams did not sing about his "first real s_x dream that he bought at the five and dime, and played until is fingers bled", but was singing about a six string guitar

 

[Stitch Inside]

I'm glad these guys figured out The Clash song lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOLPrdd8JvU

 

[wdw4life]

Ok- I'm crying now! I always thought the same thing.

Glad I'm not the only one!

 

[5Slays]

Steve Miller's Big Old Jet Airliner (always thought it was Big Old Jed and Lionel)

I always thought it was Hold me closer Tony Danza...too.

Wrapped up like a duche instead of deuce...well you know that song.

Another Steve Miller (Jungle Love and stawberry jam it's making me crazy...)

I'm sure there's more...

OMG!!!! I though that one too!!!!

 

[Zandy595]

There was a song, maybe by America, when I was growing up that I used to think went:

"I'm not talkin' bought the linen"

It really was "I'm not talkin' bought movin' in"

Until you posted that I always thought it was - "I'm not talkin' 'bout the women."

 

[Zandy595]

When I was a kid I always thought Annie Lennox was singing - "Sweet jeans are made by Lee."

 

[betsywdw]

I must be completely hearing challenged, but I thought ACDC's Dirty Deeds And They're Done Dirt Cheap was Dirty Deeds And They're Done To Sheep.

Yucky.

 

[ozarkmom]

I thought Pat Benatar sang Hit me with your bession, instead of hit me with your best shot. WTH is bession? I was young.

My ds thinks that Come and ride the train and ride it says come and ride the train karate. I think it's cute so I don't correct him.

When I was a teen we changed the lyrics to hit me with a bag of pot.

 

[betsywdw]

Until you posted that I always thought it was - "I'm not talkin' 'bout the women."

Me too!!!!!

 

[bamagirl@hrt]

These are hilarious! I still think INXS's "Suicide Blonde" sounds like "Soup & Salad Bar"

 

[belle&beast]

When we were little, my sister used to sing "Stand on the rug" for Band on the Run which made so much more sense to her because we always had to stand on the rug when our boots were wet!

In college, a friend of mine thought the words were "Little cinnamon gum" in the song Oh Cherie. The real lyrics are "I should've been gone."

 

[BankBunny]

My husband used to think that:

AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap were Dirty Deeds Done Right Chep

That in Aerosmith's Love in an Elevator they sang "I want to be a penthouse barber" instead of "I want to be a penthouse pauper"

In another Aerosmith song (I forget which one) that they sang "Mast*****ing with a moose" instead of "M*****bating with a noose" His way sounds a little dangerous to me!