Scandal on the riddle!

[oldkicker]

It has been brought to my attention that there have been some incredibly dastardly deeds done on the Daily Riddle!

I won't say from whom I got this information. I can only say that it was ferretted out from a former WebMaster here (Hey, that could be anybody, right??)

According to (*edited to remove Cathy's name*) SOMEONE, it seems that riddlers have been sharing clues and in some cases, even ANSWERS to the Daily Riddle!!!

I have been shook to my very riddling foundation by this news.

All of these people, who log in each weekday morning and toss bon mots around like candy have been, in fact, conspiring to completely clean me out of smarty pants!

I'm not sure where I go from here.

Perhaps we should set up a Riddling Oversight Committee. Maybe give them their own board so that they can complete their onerous work undisturbed by the riddling masses. I'm just not sure, at this point, who I can trust to be on it.

This is a dark, dark day in Riddledom.

To all of you who have stayed true to riddle integrity, I thank you.

 

[spb999]

LOL, OK !!


Happy 4th everyone !!

 

[glo]

How scandalous...who would do such a thing? What scoundrals....must be that Yepod fellow...he has always seemed pretty fishy to me and that Gina lady....me I would never do such a thing.

 

[Kitty 34]

LOL Bernie!!!


You know I'm not guilty of all of this as I go pantless almost every day!!!!!

 

[WillyJ]

Senator. . the only real questions before us here are: "What did RiddleMiester Bernie know? And when did he know it? . . . and also; was he wearing pants at the time?"

 

[CathyCanada]

Who would do such a thing??? Providing clues (hey, I didn't say answers! LOL), ratting people out..........sigh, the CB just ain't what it used to be. All these shady characters, you just never know!

This has nothing to do with the "men's underwear" answer I gave you pre-coffee, did it Bernie?
CC

 

[pumba]

I asked for a hint once or twice .......when I was trying to do without caffiene in the morning......it wasn't my fault.....people look at my old tired face and say......that poor ol' woman ....she needs a hint.....honest it wasn't me....someone else gave it to me when I wasnt' even awake yet.....

oh phewwwww.....I feel so much better getting this horrendous crime off my chest........

 

[oldkicker]

Cathy - you can put your coffee on my bill......okay???

Glo - I am not at liberty to say one way or another if it was or wasn't that sneaky Yepod or treacherous Gina who did it. People are just going to have to draw their own conclusions! Or pay me in the high two figures to find out!

Kitty - how do I know that that's not just a clever disguise, eh???

Smae to you, spb....

Willy - all I can say is.....

I am not a crook!

 

[oldkicker]

Confession is good for the soul, Pumba....

Let's not let it come to something like this, okay everyone!

 

[glo]

Well, I know it could never be sweet and innocent little old me...

 

[gina2000]

Originally posted by oldkicker
It has been brought to my attention that there have been some incredibly dastardly deeds done on the Daily Riddle!

DASTARDLY??? And I thought we were just having a good time.....next time I'll bring out the whips and chains....

I won't say from whom I got this information. I can only say that it was ferretted out from a former WebMaster here (Hey, that could be anybody, right??)

Sources, please. I don't like "her"esay...

According to (*edited to remove Cathy's name*) SOMEONE, it seems that riddlers have been sharing clues and in some cases, even ANSWERS to the Daily Riddle!!!

How can you credit a woman whose initials represent a major distillary in the great nation north of us. (Gotta love CC and water.....) I suggest she has been imbibing.....and contriving to get into your good graces, OK......

I have been shook to my very riddling foundation by this news.

Oh, well. Next thing you know, someone will be telling you the Easter Bunny likes ham for dinner. You gonna believe that also????

All of these people, who log in each weekday morning and toss bon mots around like candy have been, in fact, conspiring to completely clean me out of smarty pants!

Consider yourself lucky. Low inventories in an economy like this one is a wise corporate move!

I'm not sure where I go from here.

You can come here. I have a closet full of 'em....all shapes and sizes. I'll rent ya some......$.05 per....nice country....America!

Perhaps we should set up a Riddling Oversight Committee. Maybe give them their own board so that they can complete their onerous work undisturbed by the riddling masses. I'm just not sure, at this point, who I can trust to be on it.

No OVERSIGHT here! It's a planned, successful conspiracy. Just look at the numbers. Riddlers have been smiling in droves. AND IT AIN'T JUST BECAUSE OF TROJAN HATS/HORSES!!!

This is a dark, dark day in Riddledom.

Think of it this way.....TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS! WINNING AIN'T EVERYTHING.....IT'S THE ONLY THING!

To all of you who have stayed true to riddle integrity, I thank you.

Does this mean I get a double pair of pants in the AM??? More clues??? Better B&Bs to lounge at??? PAY UP, MY MAN!!!! IT COSTS!!!

Hey, Bernie!

It's like I told you
Only the CLUELESS can say
Only the pantless
Only the pantless do play

So Hand out the pants
And give us a chance....
Only the CLUELESS can say.....
Only the pantless do play.....

 

[oldkicker]

You are beyond reproach, Glo....

Now PATRICK on the other hand......

 

[WillyJ]

Au contraire' Ms. Canada! Having lot's of shady characters around the CB is what used to make it a great place. . we need more!

 

[oldkicker]

Hmmmmmm....Wasser Mit Canadian Club??? I see your point, Gina!

 

[gina2000]

Originally posted by oldkicker
Hmmmmmm....Wasser Mit Canadian Club??? I see your point, Gina!

Hard boiled, as well !


The plot thickens. WHY did she do this dastardly deed....

Was it to DISCREDIT the integrity of the riddle community?

Was it to EMBARASS the Riddler himself?

Could it be that she wishes to RUN the riddle herself.....awarding pants in a dominatrix type fashion?

Or.....does she wish to DESTROY all forms of word play....seeking other avenues to twist brain cells????

YOU chose. I can only surmise.......

 

[oldkicker]

Well, I for one am more inclined to take this approach....

Since we haven't hear from John, let's blame it on him!!!

 

[gina2000]

Originally posted by oldkicker
Since we haven't hear from John, let's blame it on him!!!

I CAN DO THAT!!!! LOL LOL LOL

 

[glo]

Yup, I can go with that...

Benie, I am honored...but you are right about that Patrick man...there is something sneaky about him too, and besides he isn't here to defend himself either


That new CC lady though...I really think she should be watched, something shady about that charater...

 

[Patrick IL.]

Originally posted by oldkicker


Now PATRICK on the other hand......

Where did that come from It appears I am being slandered yet again I actually get the riddle on may be 2 out of 5 times without any assistence from other cheaters I can see this thread landing on the debate board in short order

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Gasping here

Just wanted it on record that I am sweet and innocent

but

truth be known - I have asked for a hint or two