DIS Dads Rust Belt Road Trip (2 UPDATES--1/18)

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Ok, I think it is pretty funny that you worry about getting into the water yourself becaus of long term health effects, but don't have any problems letting your kids swim in it!! :lmao:

Sounds like a very nice day despite the grey sky!
 
Our plan for Saturday was to take a break from heavy driving and hang out with our old friends. Well, not OLD old, but just in the sense that we'd known them for a while. I mean, they are older than me, but it's all relative anyway, and...

Next time you’re at a wedding… and someone hands you a microphone… just pass it on to the next person.

Ahem. Let's try this again.

“Quiete on the set… Introduction, Take 2… Marker… Roll ‘em!”

The only problem was, the weather was calling for overcast skies and a 60% chance of rain.

Yah, but your going swimming… why do folks leave the water when it starts raining?
Lightning… that I get, but a little more water?

It's like the saying goes: "Anytime you get the chance to go to Michigan, you've got to take it."

We have a similar phrase around here, but you just replace “Michigan” with “Restroom”.

(I’ll leave that setup sitting right there… I’m sure one of y’all will pick it up and run with it.)

Ok, nobody actually says that. But it beat sitting around the house all day. And if you're going to get soaked, you might as well have your bathing suit on, right?

Yep! That’s just what I was on about a moment ago

You'd think with 4 adults and 5 kids, we'd be able to haul every chair, cooler, umbrella, beach toy, towel, ball, etc. down in one trip, but I believe we had to go back for a second trip.

5 kids at a beach = 0 kids waiting by the car to help carry something.
You did good to move the gear in only two trips.

I've been suffering from plantar fasciitis all summer

OK… that’s no fun

By the time I got to our spot on the beach, I had half an insert hanging out the back of each sandal.

I don’t see this one catching on as a fashion trend.

I wasn't sure if swimming in Lake Michigan would have any long-term health effects,

Which is why you let the kids test out the water first… right?

but the kids convinced me with a very convincing argument. They kept saying, "Please? Pleeeeease? Please come out with us? PLEASE!! Pleeease?" every 30 seconds until I relented. How can you argue with that logic?

As a dad… you really can’t (as a DisDad… you absolutely can’t)

The force of the storm was at its peak, and the fury of the relentless waves showed no mercy. Yet I perservered, refusing to allow the merciless sea to defeat me as it had so many others.

Now that’s gripping drama!
With threads like this, who need The Jersey Shore

(And can some one pleas explain to me just exactly what a “Snookie” is and why on earth anyone gives a @#$&*!!!!)

I have no idea if you're technically supposed to wash your sand off here (probably not),

You think?

but I'm betting the vast majority of visitors do just that.

You think?

(Is there an echo in here?)

Wouldn't you know it? A big bully showed up and started harassing poor Scotty.
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And all the rest of the kids were wondering just what exactly you have to do to get a big bully to come out and ruin their day


Coming Up Next: All of your deep, burning questions you've ever wanted answered about St. Joseph, MI will be answered!

Well there are a million little pieces… I mean questions that could be answered, but I’m sure you’ll get to all the important ones.
 

As I mentioned on Barry's TR, sorry I missed your last update (we were out of town for the weekend and then I got sick with whatever my son has and have not been on the DIS much).

Sarah looks just like you in this picture!

It looks like a great day at the beach. Sometimes those "cloudy" days are better than the sunny days as you have less people. :goodvibes
 
If they're reading along, you may want to extract your foot from your mouth right about now.

Oh, they already know I'm an idiot.

I guess this is the ultimate definition of Fair Weather Fans, huh?

:sad2: I think I need a rim shot button for you.

I'll be even people in Michigan never even say that.

Well, they either have to mount a half-hearted defense of their home or join in the fun cracking wise on their own state. In the case of Delaware, I obviously do the latter.

No, I would expect a party of 9 people to take everything in one trip. However, if your family is anything like ours, you were handicapped by having 5 people carry nothing and go running for the beach, while the other 4 are left to carry everything. I'm naming names or suggesting who is in which group to protect the innocent.

You can never fool experienced parents.

Wow! Big fancy medical terms! That sounds like an actual injury a professional athlete would get!

::yes:: Doesn't it? It sounds so much better than whining about how much my heel hurts.

My kids have been swimming in it their entire lives. Of course, that's on the nice, clean Wisconsin side. I can't speak for filthy, nasty things those other states do.

I'm kidding, of course. We swim in the same ocean that New Jersey uses.

No worries, bro! Just gonna hot dog that honker past the boneyard to the sand!

(I learned that from Phineas and Ferb. I have no idea what it means)

:confused3

Such a good daddy. Sacrificing your happiness on the warm, cozy sand to suffer out in the raging water. :sad2:

The things we do for our kids.

Since no official contest has been announced, I will not give in to temptation and mention that this is from Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

+1 :thumbsup2 I probably do need to come up with some sort of contest. I still have fond memories of the Beverly slogans. Maybe I can come up with something along those lines.

Hey, who won the contest to sell you and Bambi on visiting their home state? :confused3

New! From the makers of Colon Blow!

SNL! Warning: may cause stomach distension.

You mean like where the heck is St. Joseph, MI?

It's by Lake Michigan. Does that help?

Artificial Michigan surely wouldn't have counted toward that whole 50-state thing. :sad2:

Good point. We'd really be behind the 8-ball if we added fake states to the list.

Most guys wouldn't have had the guts to include this story. Thank you.

I am at the service of my readers. For some reason, people seem to enjoy the anecdotes that make me look like a moron. :confused3

Really? That big, huh?

Easily. And you should have seen the fish I caught.

I'm sorry, but I have to say it....this made me think of The Hair Club for Men commercial. But an "after" picture, so that's good! :laughing:

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl: The "after" picture? Maybe you weren't looking close enough...

We don't know what transpired before this picture...Scotty probably made fun of this guy's tan and had it comin'.

Scotty was blinded by the guy's deathly pale skin, and therefore never saw the attack coming.

That's just how the bidet was invented!

:eek:

Do people from Michigan really show where they're from by pointing to a location on their hand? :confused3 :rotfl2:

:lmao::rotfl2:
 

When I read this the first time I didn't really notice this too much, but now that I am back this afternoon and was scrolling past it quickly the boys' heads looked almost like Mouse Ears on your daughter's head.

I never noticed that! Those are some impressive HM skillz you've got there.

Those darn bullies!! :rotfl:

Love the that the boys are so concerned with their cleanliness :lmao:

I guess there are jerks in every state. :sad2: And I know that cleanliness is next to godliness, but in those pictures, well...

Wow. +1 :thumbsup2 to you for knowing that her outfit was from Carter's. Was there a huge tag hanging out the side?

It was Carter's, The Children's Place, or a garage sale. I had a 1 in 3 shot.

We battled internet issues at work all afternoon today. I had a witty, sarcastic multi-quote reply made up, but we lost internet and therefore I lost my post. If we have some downtime tomorrow I'll have to try again.

Looks like a fun day at the lake though!:thumbsup2

I'll let that slide, but your second try is going to have to be even funnier now. Pressure's on!

It was really, really nice. Our friends told us not to bring our boogie boards, but we were kind of wishing we did. Our kids could have shown off to some of the teens there!

I'm not sure boogie boards would have done much good.

Well, Tom drove with all the guys in their van and parked in the "paid" lot with all the stuff. (They had an annual pass on their car.) Cathy and I drove in our van with the girls and parked in a free lot. When Cathy, her daughter, Sarah and I got down to the beach, Tom and Mark had managed to get everything out there - most likely without the help of the 7 year old, the 5 year old or the 4 year old. So really....as far as Cathy and I were concerned - this process worked GREAT!

:headache:

Draft was okay - we were 11th out of 14 picking and then the dang computer timed out so we got the auto-picks on our first two choices. But those auto picks were Tom Brady and Darren McFadden so not too bad. Our team is okay - just all depends on how the first few weeks shake out. We seem to either score a zillion points or zero points - it would be nice if we could average it out this year! :lmao: Good luck this week! I run a straight up pick em pool at my office so I need to get those picks done next.

Brady and McFadden isn't too shabby at all. Especially with auto-picks. I'm surprised it didn't give you 2 kickers. :rotfl2:

Love the update!!! Glad you decided to stick with the plans and go to the beach. The kids look like they are having a blast in all of the photos! I am impressed that you were able to ride those huge waves without wiping out!

Thankfully, I have supernatural strength. Otherwise, it could have been a little dicey.

I'm glad we went. It was the first time the kids had seen one of the Great Lakes. We thought that was important enough to give it a shot.
 
:rotfl2::rotfl2: Really?!?!?!? How punny. :rotfl2:

Confession time: I did laugh a bit when I typed that. Kind of a, "Heh. He said doody." type deal. :lmao:

Sounds like a nice day at the lake. I see the process of the thorough cleaning all the time. :rotfl2: Makes me glad we use lots of chlorine.

:rolleyes1 I would imagine you've just about seen it all as far as kids and water features!

Ok, I think it is pretty funny that you worry about getting into the water yourself becaus of long term health effects, but don't have any problems letting your kids swim in it!! :lmao:

Well, they're younger. Their immune systems are more resilient than mine. Yeah, that's it. :rotfl:

Next time you’re at a wedding… and someone hands you a microphone… just pass it on to the next person.

:mic: I actually have a go-to Best Man speech I've used before that seemed to work pretty well. It's always good to be prepared.

Yah, but your going swimming… why do folks leave the water when it starts raining?
Lightning… that I get, but a little more water?

Exactly. On a hot summer day, might as well enjoy the cool water.

We have a similar phrase around here, but you just replace “Michigan” with “Restroom”.

(I’ll leave that setup sitting right there… I’m sure one of y’all will pick it up and run with it.)

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl: Haven't we beat up on Michigan enough?

Yep! That’s just what I was on about a moment ago

It's that great minds thing again. Or something.

5 kids at a beach = 0 kids waiting by the car to help carry something.
You did good to move the gear in only two trips.

Thanks. I feel better now.

I don’t see this one catching on as a fashion trend.

You rarely see me and the words "fashion trend" in the same sentence.

Which is why you let the kids test out the water first… right?

It almost sounds bad when you say it like that. :laughing:

As a dad… you really can’t (as a DisDad… you absolutely can’t)

::yes::

Now that’s gripping drama!
With threads like this, who need The Jersey Shore

(And can some one pleas explain to me just exactly what a “Snookie” is and why on earth anyone gives a @#$&*!!!!)

:confused3 Sorry, I've got nothing for you here. They don't even blow anything up.

You think?



You think?

(Is there an echo in here?)

You think?

And all the rest of the kids were wondering just what exactly you have to do to get a big bully to come out and ruin their day

They were just too fast for me. :rolleyes1

As I mentioned on Barry's TR, sorry I missed your last update (we were out of town for the weekend and then I got sick with whatever my son has and have not been on the DIS much).

Sorry to hear that. Hope you're feeling better soon!

Sarah looks just like you in this picture!

Oh no! The poor girl!

It looks like a great day at the beach. Sometimes those "cloudy" days are better than the sunny days as you have less people. :goodvibes

::yes:: I'm always good with smaller crowds.
 
Everyone tied for 2nd. The new baby won and decided we would not that that vacation next year.

This contest was rigged! Awarding it to your own family. Sheesh. :sad2:

You mean like "Delaware"?

Once we were at a car rental office in an airport. We were filling out the form and the clerk looked at it and said, "You're from where? Oh, I didn't think there was a state that started with D."
 
You probably think I am WAY behind and not even reading, in which case you'd be about half right. I actually was on here, completely caught up about a week ago when you posted the football museum chapter, and had a BUNCH of comments all typed up and ready to go. I tried for over an hour to post them with ZERO success, but at least I have read everything but the last chapter, and can try again...

I gotta say, you pick MY kinds of places for eats. That menu cracked me up!As did all that paraphenalia, especially the bathroom signage! So did you bid on the X Wing? You need one of those!

I can't really comment on the football HoF, but ya'll looked like you had a ton of fun! You've indoctrinated your children well, and that's important. :thumbsup2

Ok, now off to read the last chapter!

Alrighty, I'm back! (like you were actually waiting there. LOL!)

Good heavens those waves were so high!! Combined with excessive amounts of frivolity, it's a wonder you weren't swept away to a horrible, tragic death. Oh wait, you had PB&J and cheeseballs waiting for you- I'm sure you found all kinds of extra fortitude to carry yourself through!

All I'm saying, is your kids are cleaner than mine. That is all.

Glad the rain wasn't an issue, you might have all gotten terribly wet.
 
You probably think I am WAY behind and not even reading, in which case you'd be about half right. I actually was on here, completely caught up about a week ago when you posted the football museum chapter, and had a BUNCH of comments all typed up and ready to go. I tried for over an hour to post them with ZERO success, but at least I have read everything but the last chapter, and can try again...

Welcome back Liesa! I was worried that I was boring you to tears, only you didn't have the heart to tell me.

Sorry I didn't get to see your other comments...as I told Andy, you'll just have to post more! :thumbsup2

I gotta say, you pick MY kinds of places for eats. That menu cracked me up!As did all that paraphenalia, especially the bathroom signage! So did you bid on the X Wing? You need one of those!

That place was great! I think we'll have another one (in Kentucky!) later on in the trip that'll tickle your fancy as well.

I'm still working with Julie on the budget. I want the X-wing; she wants clothes that fit the kids. So we'll see.

I can't really comment on the football HoF, but ya'll looked like you had a ton of fun! You've indoctrinated your children well, and that's important. :thumbsup2

You can comment on it, it's easy! Try, "I wouldn't be caught dead in there", or "How much money do you dummies waste on football paraphernalia every year?" See? It's easy! :rotfl2:

All kidding aside, I'm just glad my wife and kids enjoy it, too. Football becomes family time! :hug:

Ok, now off to read the last chapter!

I'll be right here! popcorn::

Alrighty, I'm back! (like you were actually waiting there. LOL!)

No, really, I was. I even put the popcorn smiley thing in there.

Good heavens those waves were so high!! Combined with excessive amounts of frivolity, it's a wonder you weren't swept away to a horrible, tragic death. Oh wait, you had PB&J and cheeseballs waiting for you- I'm sure you found all kinds of extra fortitude to carry yourself through!

Let that be a lesson to you! Never underestimate the power of cheeseballs.

All I'm saying, is your kids are cleaner than mine. That is all.

Well, they are very thorough.

Glad the rain wasn't an issue, you might have all gotten terribly wet.

Imagine that, getting wet at the beach! It could have been tragic!
 
Confession time: I did laugh a bit when I typed that. Kind of a, "Heh. He said doody." type deal. :lmao:

As did I. Yes I have been arounf too many tween boys this summer.

:rolleyes1 I would imagine you've just about seen it all as far as kids and water features!

It is a bit more disturbing when I catch the adults parking themselves on the pop jets. :eek:


Once we were at a car rental office in an airport. We were filling out the form and the clerk looked at it and said, "You're from where? Oh, I didn't think there was a state that started with D."

:lmao: "You're from where?"
" Del - a- Ware" Ba Bum bump

As for " Oh I didn't know there wasa state that started with a D. He must have lost that puzzle piece. I bet he doen't know Rhode Island exists either. You always lose that piece first.:rolleyes:
 
Subbing so I can go back and read all about your road trip. Your kids are adorable and I can see already your pictures are going to be wonderful!
 
It is a bit more disturbing when I catch the adults parking themselves on the pop jets. :eek:

Hey, we're supposed to be kids at heart. :rolleyes1

As for Delaware, we met up with Barry's family and gave Evan a t-shirt that said "Dela-where??" But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Subbing so I can go back and read all about your road trip. Your kids are adorable and I can see already your pictures are going to be wonderful!

:welcome: Another fellow Delaweenie! Thank you for reading along!
 
Clothes changed. Beach stuff packed away. Vans locked up. Every nook and cranny cleaned of sand. Time to see what else St. Joseph had to offer.

A short walk away from the beach was an inlet, leading from the lake to the aptly-named St. Joseph River. On either side of the inlet was a pier that was open to pedestrians. The one on the far side featured a lighthouse. The pier we could reach featured...uh...

:idea:

A view of the lighthouse!

So, we started the hike. Thankfully, the skies were clearing at this point, because it would have been a long walk back to the car if it was raining.

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Here's a view of Silver Beach and the Michigan coastline, which we had just been enjoying earlier in the day:

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We walked all the way out to see this:

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I'm sure you've all seen more impressive lighthouses before, but there's kind of an unwritten rule of life that says any lighthouse is cool. Plus, it was a long walk, so you'd better believe I'm posting these pictures for somebody to look at.

Apparently this lighthouse gets very scenic in the winter when the lake freezes. The combination of cold, wind and water makes for some very interesting formations. Here's one example.

Personally, I don't enjoy being outside in -40 degree temperatures, so I'll let others take that picture for me. While we were on the end of the pier, we submitted our applications for 2011 Parents of the Year by encouraging our kids to climb up a crumbling, unguarded concrete piling right smack at the end. Maybe we endangered our kids' lives, but we did get a possible Christmas card shot.

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By the time we walked back to town, we needed to make a call on dinner. We could head back to South Bend and order from Domino's. Or we could try for Silver Beach Pizza, the local pizza place which was located inside the town train station. Tom and Cathy said they liked it a lot, but that it was very popular and got crowded often. I don't know about you, but if you give me a choice between Domino's and a local spot in a train station, the train station wins every time. Nothing against Domino's, but local dives make for better stories.

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As our friends predicted, there was an hour-long wait. And this was just after 4:00 p.m. I hate to think what the wait would be like at dinner time. So we had to entertain ourselves. First, Scotty found a corn dog.

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Then we climbed the hill behind the train station and took in the view of the splash park, the Silver Beach Carousel, and Lake Michigan.

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There was also a cannon up there, which according to my extensive notes was part of a Memorial To Something Or Other. Scotty made sure to inspect it carefully.

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Wait, did somebody say there was a carousel? That's right. Strategically located across the corner from the pizza place was a merry-go-round. Given the choice of sitting on a bench waiting for our buzzer to go off or riding the merry-go-round, the kids unanimously voted for the benches.

Just seeing if you're paying attention. If my kids had chosen the bench, we would have sought medical attention immediately.

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Supposedly they were doing a "Christmas in July" theme, but other than having a Santa dummy on one of the horses, I couldn't see it. I think they played Christmas music, but I have to confess that calliope music all sounds the same to me. In any case, Dave was thrilled to ride a giraffe, his absolutest mostest favoritest animal in the whole world. He was less thrilled afterwards, when he found out it didn't go up and down. :headache:

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Looks like Scotty got the Police Horse, while Julie opted for the more non-traditional Flamingo Horse.

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And you're probably thinking we had a couple of leisurely rides waiting for dinner, but they do things differently in Michigan. It didn't take long before the merry-go-round was cranked up to...

LUDICROUS SPEED!

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I'm pretty sure they went back in time on that trip. Because we got back to the pizza place, and the table still wasn't ready. As it turned out, it was only a few more minutes, and then we were ready to eat.

I remember the pizza being decent. Not the best we've ever had, but certainly tasty and worthy of a meal. I do remember eating a LOT. Ever notice how much hungrier you get when you're out on the beach all day? Or is that just me?

Anyway, our trip back to South Bend was uneventful. We bathed the kids that evening. Or rather, sent the kids upstairs to bathe themselves (getting old mostly stinks, but one of the rare benefits is having more independent kids!). But not long afterwards, we heard a loud thump and some cries. Worse, it sounded like Scotty and not one of our friends' kids, so we weren't allowed to ignore it. Sure enough, Scotty had fallen in the bathtub and gotten a nasty bump on the head. We did what all loving parents would do in that situation and grabbed the camera.

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Oh, and a bag of frozen soy beans.

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Coming Up Next: The Second City. The Toddlin' Town. The City of Broad Shoulders. The Windy City. Chi-Town. The City by the Lake. The Miami of Canada (according to C. Montgomery Burns of The Simpsons).
 
The one on the far side featured a lighthouse. The pier we could reach featured...uh...

:idea:

A view of the lighthouse!

Better then a view of a row of outhouses.

I'm sure you've all seen more impressive lighthouses before, but there's kind of an unwritten rule of life that says any lighthouse is cool.

::yes::

Apparently this lighthouse gets very scenic in the winter when the lake freezes. The combination of cold, wind and water makes for some very interesting formations. Here's one example.

Yep… that would come under the heading of interesting (but I’m with you… it’s better to see the picture then to have been standing on the pier whilst those formations were… ummmm… forming).

While we were on the end of the pier, we submitted our applications for 2011 Parents of the Year by encouraging our kids to climb up a crumbling, unguarded concrete piling right smack at the end. Maybe we endangered our kids' lives, but we did get a possible Christmas card shot.

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It get’s my vote :thumbsup2
(…and +1 for the “illegal” DDC shirt)


Nice shot.

There was also a cannon up there, which according to my extensive notes was part of a Memorial To Something Or Other. Scotty made sure to inspect it carefully.

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No… That’s a nice shot. :lmao:

BTW…

“While walking down the path that meanders through Lake Bluff park, you will pass a large cannon monument, which was unveiled to St. Joseph in 1897. This eleven-inch Dahlgren gun is a naval cannon cast in 1864. However, this particular specimen did not see service during the Civil War, but was carried on the USS Marion from 1876-9. This cannon is one of only 21 survivors of the 465 of its type manufacturerd, and which armed many famous ships, including the USS Monitor. It weighs nearly eight tons and can fire a 200 lb. shot three miles.”

http://sjcity.com/inside.php?a=PG:132 :rolleyes1


Given the choice of sitting on a bench waiting for our buzzer to go off or riding the merry-go-round, the kids unanimously voted for the benches.

Not me… I’d have been riding that half-horsey-half-fishy one myself. Or maybe the flamingo… Oooooo... yah! I want to ride the flimingo one!

Just seeing if you're paying attention. If my kids had chosen the bench, we would have sought medical attention immediately.

That’s m-u-c-h better

Looks like Scotty got the Police Horse, while Julie opted for the more non-traditional Flamingo Horse.

Awwwwww… I said I wanted that one!

And you're probably thinking we had a couple of leisurely rides waiting for dinner, but they do things differently in Michigan. It didn't take long before the merry-go-round was cranked up to...

LUDICROUS SPEED!

Yah but did it go to plaid?

…As it turned out, it was only a few more minutes, and then we were ready to eat.

Seems to me that this was one of the easiest long waits for a table that you could possibly encounter… I may have to go to the little joint and hope that they don’t have any tables ready.

Ever notice how much hungrier you get when you're out on the beach all day? Or is that just me?

Nope.. a day at the beach will even make Domino’s taste good.

We did what all loving parents would do in that situation and grabbed the camera.

Oh, and a bag of frozen soy beans.

Well played… Now you’ve got two votes from me for “Parent of the year”.

Coming Up Next: The Second City. The Toddlin' Town. The City of Broad Shoulders. The Windy City. Chi-Town. The City by the Lake. The Miami of Canada (according to C. Montgomery Burns of The Simpsons).

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Every nook and cranny cleaned of sand.
That's good. The last thing you want to do is walk around with sandy nooks and crannies.

A short walk away from the beach was an inlet, leading from the lake to the aptly-named St. Joseph River.
What came first? The town or the river?

So, we started the hike. Thankfully, the skies were clearing at this point, because it would have been a long walk back to the car if it was raining.
Hmmm... just swam in Lake Michigan but worried about a little rain???:confused3

While we were on the end of the pier, we submitted our applications for 2011 Parents of the Year by encouraging our kids to climb up a crumbling, unguarded concrete piling right smack at the end. Maybe we endangered our kids' lives, but we did get a possible Christmas card shot.
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I think you've pretty much got that award locked up! :lmao:
Nice picture.:thumbsup2

... Domino's...
...the local pizza place which was located inside the town train station...
Really... Dominos or pizza in a train station. Was there even a discussion about it?:confused3

As our friends predicted, there was an hour-long wait. And this was just after 4:00 p.m. I hate to think what the wait would be like at dinner time.
:eek: That had better be some darn good pizza!

There was also a cannon up there, which according to my extensive notes was part of a Memorial To Something Or Other.
Ah yes! The Battle of Something or Other! I remember that one from history class. General Whatshisname defeated the famous Indian Chief Somewoodlandcreature.

Scotty made sure to inspect it carefully.
You might want to sit down and have a discussion with him about firearm safety.:scared1:

Supposedly they were doing a "Christmas in July" theme, but other than having a Santa dummy on one of the horses, I couldn't see it.
Christmas in July and they didn't even put antlers on the horses?!?!?

LUDICROUS SPEED!
Spaceballs :rolleyes1
 
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I'm sure you've all seen more impressive lighthouses before, but there's kind of an unwritten rule of life that says any lighthouse is cool. Plus, it was a long walk, so you'd better believe I'm posting these pictures for somebody to look at.

I think it's cool! :thumbsup2

Apparently this lighthouse gets very scenic in the winter when the lake freezes. The combination of cold, wind and water makes for some very interesting formations. Here's one example.

Awesome! Now I expect you to go back mid-February and snap your own version of this shot.

Maybe we endangered our kids' lives, but we did get a possible Christmas card shot.

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Wonderful picture. Portrait quality and definitely worthy of being a Christmas card.

First, Scotty found a corn dog.

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Hope he didn't spoil his dinner.

Then we climbed the hill behind the train station and took in the view of the splash park, the Silver Beach Carousel, and Lake Michigan.

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Somebody left the bidet on.

There was also a cannon up there, which according to my extensive notes was part of a Memorial To Something Or Other. Scotty made sure to inspect it carefully.

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Did you hear what the ringmaster said when the human cannonball quit? "Where else am I going to find a man of your caliber?" (ba dum bum)

And you're probably thinking we had a couple of leisurely rides waiting for dinner, but they do things differently in Michigan. It didn't take long before the merry-go-round was cranked up to...

LUDICROUS SPEED!

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I'm pretty sure they went back in time on that trip. Because we got back to the pizza place, and the table still wasn't ready.

Yes, it does appear that the merry-go-round got up to exactly 88 miles per hour just as the flux capacitor kicked-in.

Ever notice how much hungrier you get when you're out on the beach all day?

Yes! That, and when somebody leaves an opened bag of doritos sitting on the kitchen table....which I experienced just last night.

But not long afterwards, we heard a loud thump and some cries. Worse, it sounded like Scotty and not one of our friends' kids, so we weren't allowed to ignore it.

:rotfl2: I can picture the adults looking at each other while trying to determine whose cry it is, wondering who's going to have to grab their camera, er I mean tend to the injured little angel.

Oh, and a bag of frozen soy beans.

I'm glad that you remembered what you learned in first-aid training: frozen steaks are for black eyes, while frozen soy beans are for knots on the head. :headache:
 
Ah yes! The Battle of Something or Other! I remember that one from history class. General Whatshisname defeated the famous Indian Chief Somewoodlandcreature.

I like your explanation better then mine… what it lacked in details, it made up for in lacking details.

And +1 for “Chief Somewoodlandcreature”… priceless! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Every nook and cranny cleaned of sand.
Cleaned of sand? Yes.
But several nooks and multiple crannies still had water dripping out of them.

So, we started the hike. Thankfully, the skies were clearing at this point, because it would have been a long walk back to the car if it was raining.
I don't have a map of the area in front of me, but wouldn't the walk be the same distance whether it was raining or not? Does Michigan somehow elongate when it gets wet?

Here's a view of Silver Beach and the Michigan coastline, which we had just been enjoying earlier in the day:
I always used to love going for boat rides when we we kids and my dad would pull up by a beach, we'd drop anchor and go swimming. Ahhh.... nostalgia.:)
I'm sure you've all seen more impressive lighthouses before, but there's kind of an unwritten rule of life that says any lighthouse is cool.
If you want to put it in my book, it will become a written rule.


Plus, it was a long walk, so you'd better believe I'm posting these pictures for somebody to look at.
And we appreciate it, especially with that broken ankle or whatever you have.

Maybe we endangered our kids' lives, but we did get a possible Christmas card shot.
But family time is what matters most. And it's a beautiful shot!

By the time we walked back to town, we needed to make a call on dinner. We could head back to South Bend and order from Domino's.
Typical conversation in the FreezinRafiki household:
Adult: What does everyone want for dinner?
Child: PIZZA!
Adult: That sounds good. From where?
Child: Dominos! (or sometimes, "Pizza Hut!")
Adult: I thought you said you wanted pizza?
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As our friends predicted, there was an hour-long wait. And this was just after 4:00 p.m. I hate to think what the wait would be like at dinner time.
Come on, no one waits that long for pizza. :sad2:

So we had to entertain ourselves. First, Scotty found a corn dog.
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There was also a cannon up there, which according to my extensive notes was part of a Memorial To Something Or Other. Scotty made sure to inspect it carefully.
Like Father Like Son. Now post it. You know what I'm talking about! Post it here! :thumbsup2

Given the choice of sitting on a bench waiting for our buzzer to go off or riding the merry-go-round, the kids unanimously voted for the benches.
I thought your kids were a little weird.
Just seeing if you're paying attention.
Oh, uh. Never mind that last comment. I didn't think your kids were weird at all. Totally normal kids. Uh...above normal, even. Uh....just go on to the next comment and we'll just forget this ever happened, ok?

Looks like Scotty got the Police Horse, while Julie opted for the more non-traditional Flamingo Horse.
Was it a flamingo or a horse? Or some kind of genetic experiment gone awry?

And you're probably thinking we had a couple of leisurely rides waiting for dinner,

Actually, I WAS thinking that, how did you know?

I remember the pizza being decent. Not the best we've ever had, but certainly tasty and worthy of a meal. I do remember eating a LOT. Ever notice how much hungrier you get when you're out on the beach all day? Or is that just me?
No, I remember a few times after spending the day on the beach I was so hungry I could eat a horse. Or a flamingo. Or some sort of cross breed of the two.

Anyway, our trip back to South Bend was uneventful. We bathed the kids that evening. Or rather, sent the kids upstairs to bathe themselves (getting old mostly stinks, but one of the rare benefits is having more independent kids!).
And after the bath, why don't you be a dear and go change the oil in the van.

Oh, and a bag of frozen soy beans.
They don't watch Phineas and Ferb and they have soy beans in their freezer? Seriously, where did you find these people?
 














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