Alannah on chat has been very good at explaining why they cant and wont write something shes not supposed to.
Todd will argue with you that something doesn't exist when it does without explaining why its like that and then pretend to write it in to get you off chat.
Lavendar will tell you to call members services for just about any question you have.
Emma is fabulous and will write whatever you ask.
Dont you dare ask Alex to repeat what your request says or you'll get a response in all caps lock and be cut off from the chat shortly after

Royal will be there to clean up the damage