DH and I actually got married on Valentine's day. It will be five years ago this year. Boy was that an interesting day. Everything that could've gone wrong, went wrong.
While getting dressed, I managed to rip holes in my new pantyhose with my brand new acrylic nails (which I've never had since) and my sister had to run to K-Mart in her maid of honor dress to buy me new ones.
I got so frustrated with my hair I burned the side of my head with the curling iron.
While attempting to back his truck out of the garage, DFIL forgot the hatch window was up and it snagged on the edge of the garage door, causing it to shatter. Luckily, the cake was in the box and he put it in MIL's Buick. Only to find out later while un-boxing it, the bottom layer had cracked in half and nearly fell off the table.

My stepsister Carol (a former cake decorator) went to the local Albertson's and begged some matching white icing off of them. Upon returning to the church, she managed to somehow get the cake to stick together again with the icing and some plastic coffee stirrers.
The organist was supposed to play "Sunrise Sunset" from "Fiddler on the Roof" as part of the pre-ceremony music. It never happened.
At one point during the ceremony, DH and I had to step up onto the altar to get blessed or something and my sister was supposed to pick my train up GENTLY and put it to one side so I wouldn't step on it. Liz picks it up and THROWS it to one side with an audible whap on the tile. You can even hear it in the video.
When it came time to bless the rings, the pastor (for some reason still unknown to me) put the rings inside his bible. At which point DH's ring slipped out and rolled across the floor to be retrieved by the best man.
Post-ceremony, as we were having pictures taken, Heather, one of my flower girls, lost one of her clip on earrings. I moved one step to the left to get out of the way so they could look at it and heard it go crunch under my heel.
About the only thing that went right that day was when my sister's best friend Katie sang "Valentine" by Martina McBride, which is our song and I broke down into tears listening to her. *sniffle* I STILL cry whenever I hear that song.
It was kind of a nightmare wedding in some respects, but it will be a wedding that we'll never forget that's for sure.

Because on that day I married my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love.
TOV