Roll call for the 10/23/2004 Western Magic. Who's with us?

[DMoss3377]

Hi all!

Denise: Congrats on the new addition...yours outweighs mine by 944lbs! LOL Would love to see pics...but I don't know how to post them on the dis boards...that's why I use webshots. Tell John Happy Birthday from us...it's going to be great to see you guys again.

Ok, it feels like it's been 3 weeks to the cruise for the last month! LOL Works been keeping me busy, but no matter what, once it gets down to a few weeks left, the time just drags.

I can't believe how disorganized I still am, I'm usually so much more prepared by now. I can't believe how many of you are already packed...I have my list, but nothing in suitcases yet. And since we're driving this time around, not sure how much we're bringing.

My DH has been trying to keep up on these boards through me relaying what's been going on, but he hopes to be able to post here himself soon. He just can't stay awake long enough to do much of anything lately.

Beano: I think you and Pat are going to get along great! Just play nice.

 

[BeanoC]

Dana - Play nice?? Moi ?? Heck with that!

Pat, you rotten pile of smelly seaside sewer waste, I am gonna smack the living bajesus out of you, and by the way, you dress funny and you smell like spoiled chicken salad, on rye.

Oh, I'm only kidding. Pat, you know I love you like a brother. I want you to come over and meet my sisiter and marry into my family. Would you like to have my car? Here's 300 thousand dollars. Need a kidney?



'Beano'


(This is where I acknowledge that that was intentionally weird... and yes, I'm quite sober. For now.)


Redneck word: Ignert


"If you don't plan ahead for your Palo and spa reservations, you're jist ignert".

 

[jenmack]

All I've got to say is that you guy's are too funny!

I get such a hoot out of reading these post's. I only wish I could think up a real good redneck word. Oh well, I'll just live vicariously through "yuin's all".

Pamela, just to let you know...I sent you a pm.

 

[pmcougar05]

Geesh, i am away for 5 hours for an interview and softball and i get smacked down. CAN YOU SMELL....WHATS PATS.....BEEN COOKIN'....prolly not cause i can't cook, but anyways. Beano, first im gonna bong a beer, then, im gonna let you step up up to the plate and bong one with me, then when you finish, we are gonna smash the beer cans against each others head....then, we let the ladies jello wrestle, that sounds fair right? And all that is so generous of you to get me into your family, all you get in return is a bro-n-law, hardly sounds fair.

redneck word....bills

I say we go down there, and bills us a shack or two to live in.

night all, till tomorrow!

patrick

 

[BeanoC]

Patrick, all I got from that was yada yada yada, blah blah blah, bong a beer, ladies jello wrestling.


Smashing beer cans against each other's heads. I love this guy! Tim, Steve, you guys in?

Hey, since the cruise is getting close, I wanted to ask all you folks:

Have you made your reservations for the dining rooms yet? Are the meals there pretty expensive?

Are there any good roller coasters on Castaway Cay?

Are the onboard movie theaters expensive?

Can we water ski behind the boat?

If I melt dry ice, can I go swimming without getting wet?


Ah, insanity. I like it here!

Jenmack - All due respect, "Yuin's all" is a redneck breech!

It's either "y'all", which is 'you people over there';

Or "yuins'... which is "y'all" +3.

Jen, is your husband on CSI Miami? Just checking!


Did somebody mention ladies wrestling in Jello???


'Beano'

 

[DisneylandDarren]

Hi All,

Well I'm getting even more excited now. I called WDW reservations last night to book 6 nights at Port Orleans - Riverside! We were going to stay off property at the Clarion Maingate but in the end we thought what the heck we'll stay on property. So we're going to be having a serious Disney Disney vacation!

Pamela: I send you an e-mail about being added to your "who's going" list on you website, hope this is OK, thanks!

Well have a magical Disney Day everyone...

 

[pmcougar05]

git a job you bum bum bum bum
money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum bum

silent farts....deadly farts, all was calm, not fur long

oh come all ye forners, come and git them green cards, and learn some damn english and learn how to drive

i wish my mother-n-law'd git hit by a car,
i wish my mother-n-law'd git hit by a car,
i wish my mother-n-law'd git hit by a car, so i wouldn't have to hear her.....b**ch

blue balls, blue balls, its dollar night, at the titty club, see them dance, on my pants, soon it will be bathroom time.

you better watch out, i bet she's a guy, i ain't quite sure, but something ain't right, janet reno's coming to town

i pissed my pants, the toilet was just too far, i drank too much damn beer, i couldn't hold it in, but bladder did give in...right through my wrangler drawers, i pissed, i pissed right through my wrangler drawers

ok, i know steve and dana will know those, we saw larry the cable guy at the dc improv....but they are still funny.

git r dun!
patrick

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

Denise - I also saw the people in the pics wearing shorts and barefoot, so I thought I would throw a pair of shorts over my swimsuit and wear my tennis shoes. I don't think the ride will be very active so I say that shorts will be okay. What do you think?

You guys are a riot, I love coming to work and reading all the redneck sentences!!!

 

[DMoss3377]

Howdy Yall!

I'm sneaking on at work, bosses are out showing houses.

Pat: Called DCL, 2 accounts on one room is totally cool. So I guess you don't have to pay for me and Steve this cruise. Dang it! Also...Favor to Ask It all depends on how much you're packing and how well...but I was wondering if you'd bring a couple of my fav bottles of wine down with you? They're skinny, so if put a ziploc around them, roll them in some of your clothes, they should make the plane ride okay. If you're up to the challenge, let me know and I'll give you the name of the wine.
Speaking about DC Improv...wonder if there are any Jalepeno's...on a Stick, in Cozumel?


Beano: LOVE YOU MAN! Guess I better bring my Jello Wrestling Suit with me. You know, the one that covers all my moles...Git R Done! LOL

T&K: Kungaloosh!!!

Better get back to work...I'm so so bad....LOL

 

[BeanoC]

Dana, if your moles are botherin' you alot, lemme take you to the flea market in Cozumel, git you somethin' really nice to cheer you up. Maybe some eatin' britches!




'Beano'

 

[kamgen]

You guys are nuts...and just plain vulgar! LOL! Well, that works for me...but we don't want to scare off any of our new DIS friends...
Well, no time liek the present to let everyone know how nuts we are!
Just wait until we are all in the same room!!! Hold on to your chickens!!!

i cannot wait to see everyone! I am so excited...too bad work gets in the way! LOL!!!

 

[pmcougar05]

who is f**ing vulger, you talking about us you beep beep beep, gosh, beep beep beep....i can't take it no more, beep beep beep...



Dana, just gotta watch out for the one armed man, with no legs....selling boots.

also dana, you know that the blue collared tv is filmed in atlanta...maybe you should check into tickets

jalepeno peppers on a stick....is there also a big cockroach on a stick, and some mean old man....i love that guy! He was just here in dc not too long ago too! OH well, that would be awesome if he is down there.

patrick

 

[jenmack]

Hey Beano, you can't blame a "gal" for trying.

And as far as my hubby being in CSI Miami? Shhh, no one's supposed to know.

-talk to "y'all" later -Jen

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Yahoo!!!!!!!! Got me some doc-u-ments! We be doin' the happy dance now. I was afraid I was going to be dipping into the kids' college fund to pay for those welcome aboard drinks.

thank you, Fed Ex Man, thank you

Redneck word for tonight: RAT CHEER....

I'm a gonna sit rat cheer, have me a cocktail and fill out my doc-u-ments

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

I pullled this off of another thread. It's just kind of an FYI kind of thing for those of you who have lives and don't have time to sit and read thru all the other threads. (not that I do or anything. 'cuz I'm busy, really busy, and I've got better things to do, really, no really...... Where IS that DIS 12-step meeting, anyway?)
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We took the Mayan Ruins excursion with our two young children and thought it was fantastic! It's not Chichen Itza but a very good choice to experience Mexican history. Our guide, Dora, was very informative. Very fairly priced. You wouldn't want to do this on your own as the ruins are about 1 hour away from the port and you wouldn't have the benefit of a guide to explain the site to you. The bus was very comfortable and the ruins impressive. We left at 8:30 and didn't get back to the port until 1:30 at which time we took a taxi to Mahahual. We sat under an umbrella, enjoyed a few Sol beers and some chicken fajitas and dipped our toes in the warm water. From where we sat, there were jet skiiers and a banana boat. I would agree that, if visiting Mahahual was all you did, you probably would be disappointed as there is not much there.

However, it is important to mention that Costa Maya has only been a port for a couple of years. Construction will boom in the next few years on the road from the port to the village. You can see all the side/offshoot roads are built and named but no buildings are there...yet. It's a shame that in 15 years, this is going to look like any other port you visit. The village of Mahahual had only 20 families living there until 2002 and now there are maybe 2000 people. It is an authentic Mexican seaside village. If you're expecting Hard Rock Cafes, McDonald's and Senor Frogs, you'd be better off visiting Cancun or Vegas. If you want to see authentic Mexico, visit Costa Maya now before it's too late. I much preferred this port to touristy Cozumel with its "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor" T-shirts
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[faithmagicmickey]

WOW

 

[tinkerfun]

Hello, everyone. I've just been lurking lately. Don't seem to have much time to respond. Y'all keep me laughing though!

I'm going tomorrow to the TA to pick up my docs.

Thanks to everyone who helped with info on getting black gloves and renting tuxedos. I think we are finally ready!

The kids and I are counting down the days..10 days until we leave for WDW.

Interesting Costa Maya info, thanks for sharing.

Julie

 

[pmcougar05]

Well, seems there will be alot of changes once i get back, i will prolly be starting a new job....woo hoo.

redneck word: mustard

I love going to the grandparents house, they have so many stories, although i mustard them about 20 times each.

Well i don't think i am gonna plan, just go with the flow and pick up on fun things to do, although, anything i do is gonna be fun.

patrick

 

[jenmack]

Pamela,

Just wanted to let you know that I sent you an PM. Ivan Cohuo sent me an e-mail. -Bye

 

[pdarrah]

Hi Jen, Carla & Cheri,

I sent you all PM's with more info/details/etc on the Chacchoban ruins tour.

If there is anyone else that is interested in that tour with us, please send me an email, PM or post here and I'll send you all the info we have so far.

Question for everyone: Does anyone bring bubbles to blow at the sail-away - should we bother or is it more of a pain than fun?

Question for the ladies: I am getting my first ever pedicure before we go - should I keep trimming my toenails between now and then or should I let them grow and let them trim them? This is probably a dumb question, but I'm not a spa/salon type and have never done anything like this before. The closest is getting my fingernails done before my wedding (the only time I have had long nails) and I just stopped cutting them a few weeks before and then let them do whatever to shape/color them! (I was just going to keep chopping the toenails off - its not like I want them long - but then I thought that might make it harder for them to "shape" them or whatever it is they do....)

I am afraid that I don't seem to know any redneck words! I guess living near Chicago my whole life hasn't prepared me for this

Pamela