Rog can get pm's

[2goofycampers]

Oh I think men's hormones do effect women. There must be some unseen force messing with our minds and bodies in order for us to find those forting, burping, snoting males appealing!

The thing is during the courting ritual they don't do those things, you say I do and then the fun starts.

 

[BRDof3]

The thing is during the courting ritual they don't do those things, you say I do and then the fun starts.

We do have some sense of street smarts!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

We do have some sense of street smarts!

What? You don't go through some sort of training?

During the courting ritual you shall not belch, fort, or make other sounds with your body. Always keep your nose clean of boogers and hair. Clean under your fingernails and always put the seat down on the toilet.

For those of you who are truly successful, your reward will be a short courtship. For those who fail miserabley, you may need to court again and again until you get it right. After the ceremony that officially ends the courtship ritual, you are excused of all hazing-like duties which make up this mating dance.

 

[BRDof3]

What? You don't go through some sort of training?

During the courting ritual you shall not belch, fort, or make other sounds with your body. Always keep your nose clean of boogers and hair. Clean under your fingernails and always put the seat down on the toilet.

For those of you who are truly successful, your reward will be a short courtship. For those who fail miserabley, you may need to court again and again until you get it right. After the ceremony that officially ends the courtship ritual, you are excused of all hazing-like duties which make up this mating dance.

We are sworn to strict secrecy, and will never reveal the things we are taught in our secret man-meetings.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

We are sworn to strict secrecy, and will never reveal the things we are taught in our secret man-meetings.

Ha! I read the Davinci Code!

 

[RvUsa]

The thing is during the courting ritual they don't do those things, you say I do and then the fun starts.

Yeah, but from our side of things, when the man says I do, that is usually when the woman starts to say "I DON'T!!!" LOL if you know what I am talking about

 

[2goofycampers]

Yeah, but from our side of things, when the man says I do, that is usually when the woman starts to say "I DON'T!!!"

I played it smart, I said I don't before I do, that way after I do, he's glad to take whatever comes his way. LOL if you know what I am talking about.

 

[vick]

I played it smart, I said I don't before I do, that way after I do, he's glad to take whatever comes his way. LOL if you know what I am talking about.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I don't think it's all that funny.

 

[BRDof3]

I don't think it's all that funny.

Yeah, but we don't count Frank. Don't you remember the first thing we learned in the Man Meeting?

 

[vick]

I don't think it's all that funny.

I thought it was hilarious!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

You know, I really wouldn't be surprised if Rog could get pms. I mean, if the hormones can swap and readjust from woman to woman and smelling somebody's armpits is supposed to make changes in your own hormone levels and such....then maybe all those women at home.....all those women at work....theoretically some of that could rub off on Rog. Only this would be the hormones of so many different women and their varying hormone levels. Can you imagine the array of emotions that could be fighting inside Rog at any given moment? Huh, I think I'm beginning to understand him better and better!

Hey!!! C'mon now...I dont have a sense of smell...so I cant smell no stinkin hormones!!! I dont get PMS....oh god...Ive GOT PMS!!!!!! No, I dont......I HATE YOU PEOPLE!!! I love you guys. Just leave me alone....wait, where are you goin? Come back..DONT LEAVE ME, Im hungry....god IM SO FAT!!!!!! This pms stuff is exhausting!!! I DONT KNOW WHY IM CRYING!!!

 

[BRDof3]

Classic!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Hey!!! C'mon now...I dont have a sense of smell...so I cant smell no stinkin hormones!!! I dont get PMS....oh god...Ive GOT PMS!!!!!! No, I dont......I HATE YOU PEOPLE!!! I love you guys. Just leave me alone....wait, where are you goin? Come back..DONT LEAVE ME, Im hungry....god IM SO FAT!!!!!! This pms stuff is exhausting!!! I DONT KNOW WHY IM CRYING!!!

Oh God! You UNDERSTAND me!

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Rog is being assimilated...........

 

[AuburnJen92]

I remember HS softball. Jen enjoyed the parents. Parents are always satisfied.

always

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Rog is being assimilated...........

What did you call me???

 

[AuburnJen92]

What did you call me???