I dont want to turn this into another Al debate, but Ill just say Ive always found his articles to be as credible as possible given the circumstances theyre working under. Trying to work through any corporate grapevine is not pleasant, and Disneys is particularly difficult. His information is certainly more accurate than the official line that Disney pumps out, and if I have any comment is that hes a little too anxious to break the good news these days (Pooh and Lightyear being prime examples). And Ill certainly take Als writing over some self-aggrandizing puff-piece written by the martini crowd any day.
Now back to the rumors
There is basically a struggle going on between different groups in the company. Anaheim knows that its in real bad trouble and nervousness is turning into panic. Attendance in wonderful, sunny May is lower than it was in miserable, stormy March. Burbank still doesnt believe there is anything wrong at all. Nothing, its all just absolutely perfect - except for the weather and those evil, evil people on the internet - so lets spend the money elsewhere. Now over in Orlando, there are a whole lot of people that want to help Anaheim by offering the new park all kinds of wonderful shows. Of course, Anaheim will need to pay Florida for these shows and to take over a chunk of the shows development costs. Its nothing but accounting, but if my bonus is based on how just my parks do in the ledger books, I wouldnt mind shifting several million dollars of amortization onto someone elses budget. Anaheim and Orlando have been at this for decades and it always reminded me of two kids in the back seat of a car fighting over whos taking up more of the seat. Lastly, add the WDI crowd over in Glendale. They know theyre a pen stroke away from nonexistence because The Shopping Mall King has never gotten any of this artsy stuff and wouldnt mind for the whole lot to go to work for Landmark. Glendale will jump on the slightest whiff of a project that has the potential for work (and that could postpone their unemployment a few more months).
So youve got these four groups of people all screaming at the guys up top. And theyre concerned with other issues right now like how to purge the companys email system of that cartoon showing the Disney Studios as the U.S.S. Arizona just moments before the big special effects sequence starts. Worse still, all of this is being done on the fly: there was no contingency plan or budget to rescue California Adventure. The contingency plan was how to rescue
Disneyland from DCA overpowering success (the plans included the electrical parade, Buzz and Pooh among others). No one in Corporate ever had the slightest conception that DCA wouldnt be an immediate hit and they simply dont know how to respond.
There are all kinds of attraction proposals right now, and youll hear about scores more in the next several months. Almost all of them even the were renting the bulldozers now projects like Buzz Lightyear can be cancelled and resurrected several times in the current state of corporate paralysis. Hell, if they cant even get one of the dozen Soaring clones for WDW approved, does anyone think theyre going to stand up for the $200 million Tower clone?
And finally a bit of heresy. I might not necessarily mind the clone of Millionaire showing up out here. I would MUCH prefer a real show and an original concept, but it would offer something that DCA lacks a real Hollywood experience in the Hollywood section of California Adventure. Sure, the show itself is pretty lame and the ratings are falling, but its something that most guest will understand. Done right, it could give a great I walked into my TV set feel that people go to Universal Hollywood to get. I missed the soft opening of the WDW version by a week, but the show seems to work based on what Ive been reading.