Riddle me this!

[Breezy_Carol]

Geesh. I wondered how the riddle made it to 10 pages. Then I discover that the last one to post wins pants.

Will it be me???

I have killed threads with the best of them.

 

[mickey65]

Ya, but will he eat green eggs and ham?

 

[oldkicker]

I can see we're going to have to put a cutoff on this last post thing.

Howzabout Jan 1, 2045?



I'll eat green eggs and ham!

 

[gina2000]

Oh, I'll be a Sneech and have stars upon thars.....

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Hey Bernie. You are invisible again. I hate when you do that.

 

[mickey65]

Those pants won't have holes by then will they oldkicker?

 

[gina2000]

No, but we will, Mickey!!!!

The worms go in...the worms go out....into your tummy and out of your mouth......

LOL LOL LOL

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I'll be 92 years old then.

 

[gina2000]

I'll be 88. Wanna sit in side by side nursing home rockers and drink vodka together, Breezy????

And we'll hang our dang pants over the railing!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Sure, Gina. And we can do riddles, like try to remember our names.

 

[gina2000]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

I spit water on that one!!!


Uh.....do we have to remember our first AND last names???

Each other's names???

Or just our own???


Can you see us there talking about this old guy who had a red pants fetish? Who the heck was he anyhow???? Did we get lucky???

LOL LOL LOL

 

[oldkicker]

Here's what you can look forward to in Smarty Pants.....

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[paras4ri]

I can't see the picture in Bernie's post.....but I can sure picture that conversation....except instead of spitting out water Gina will be spitting out her dentures!

 

[mickey65]

LOL Gina.......did we get lucky hehehe

 

[Breezy_Carol]

We only have to remember our names and Antony van Leeuwenhoek.

 

[yepod]

Will imagestation even be around then, Bernie?

Will we be able to SEE it anyway?

I don't run that fast NOW!

And I'll be a year older than you Carol, that is you isn't it Carol, can you hear me Carol?!?!

Did we get lucky

 

[Marla Hellwig]

When I left this sleepy quiet post this morning way back around page 4 everything was peaceful - now we have people in the 90's sitting around in rockers spitting out their dentures and sipping volka

hmmmmmm interesting - pulls up a rocking chair to join the group and wondering if we will get lucky

 

[Baboo]

ROTFLOL!!! You all crack me up!! Is there another rocking chair there? I'll be 90 then! I probably won't even care if I have pants on! I'll just sit there wondering where the draft is coming from.

I pasted the address for Bernie's future pants in another window, and as near as I can tell, they are VERY slow moving smartypants.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I am still trying to get the last poster pants.

 

[Lars624]

I'm pulling up a rocking chair too!!!
I'll be 79 on that date!! I think that you would be a fun bunch of nursing home pals!