Riddle me this!

[paras4ri]

Originally posted by oldkicker
<center>WILL TRADE ANSWERS FOR KISSES!!!!

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Boy.....If I knew that earlier..............

 

[spb999]

Yea ! Bernie's Dad is home !!
Sure he's so much happier there (even if in slumber )

 

[oldkicker]

New riddle tomorrow, Gail!

He's really had enough of that hospital, spb. Nothing like sleeping in your own bed.

 

[Lars624]

Good Evening Riddlers!!!

How is everyone tonight??

Glad to hear that your Dad is safely home Bernie!!

 

[gina2000]

There's no place like home, is there?

I'm sure he is downright thankful at this point to be home.


When does rehab begin????

 

[DonnaW]

Glad to hear your Dad is home...hope his recovery is quick and uneventful!

 

[Boo'sMom]

Booo.....
just checking to see if I'm last....

Course I already have my pants.....heck, I even have the clippie...I however, can be bribed......

LOL....

Gina...where you been hiding????

 

[oldkicker]

He's got his first rehab visit scheduled for early next week. I think it's mostly a consult. He's going to be getting the first of his therapy visits right at home.

 

[mickey65]

Glad to hear your dad is home Bernie!


Ummm do you think you could make tomorrow's riddle extra EASY...see I have the annual IEP meetings with parents and I need to be sharply dressed


Oh and Gina.....last time I checked my Canadian riddle bud did not have one of those hairy under the lips things

OH OH speaking of hairy!!! We had the Reptile Guy visit our school today. He had all kinds of cool reptiles. sankes, turtles, lizards. Out of one box he pulled out a trantula
It was scary at first but the little guy was actully all fury and cute! I even held him in my hand for a micro second! Now the snake...that is a different story

 

[oldkicker]

For a MICRO SECOND!!!! LOL! I dunno, Mickey - is that technically HOLDING it???!!!! LOL! LOL!

I'll see what I can do for tomorrow's riddle.

 

[Boo'sMom]

snakes are gross......
hairy snakes would be even grosser.....

bahahahhaha

 

[gina2000]

Okay, let me get this straight. You call a moustache a hairy, under the lip thing.


But you liked holding a tarantula.


Me thinks I'd better go mull this over. I love moustaches and wouldn't be caught dead holding a tarantula. Actually, dead is probably what I'd be IF I HELD A TARANTULA!

You, on the other hand......


Boo'sMom, I be here. At least I think I'm here.


I'm not there, am I?????


BERNIIIIEEEEE!!!!! TELL ME I'M HERE AND NOT THERE AGAIN!!!!


....I confuse easily.....

 

[oldkicker]

I think you're here. Unless I'm there. Then you would be there because my here would be there. And so would yours. But if I'm there and you're here, I'd still think you're there, not here, unless I knew that I was there.

So there.

 

[mickey65]

Now that Bernie confused my brain MORE than the riddle

and yes I consider the trantula sliding over my hand as the guy walked past holding it

 

[gina2000]

Dammit, I knew I was here. Not there.

Pantless.

In my underwear.


I think you're there. Cus if you're here and I'm here, then there is not a reality. Except if you're there. Which you could be. If you want to be. If there is the Caribbean, however, I want to be there. And you could be there also. In which case, I think we'd both like to be there.

But I think we're both here.


AND I'M SHIVERING BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET SMARTY PANTS TODAY!

 

[Boo'sMom]

No Gina, I'm pretty sure you weren't here....maybe you were there..... but if you were there and it was here...I guess I'd be wrong......

 

[oldkicker]

Well after that post, I get this strange ramdom thought.

Aren't you glad Doctor Seuss didn't do crossword puzzles?

I'd really never think of Drum-tummied Snumm no matter how good the clue.....

 

[Boo'sMom]

Okay Gina,
I've re-read the post..and I'm pretty sure I was wrong..and you must be here....but I think it had something to do with getting on a plane and crossing the time zones...

 

[oldkicker]

LOL! Here, there, everywhere!

 

[gina2000]

Here, There and Everywhere.....We're on the riddle with John Lennon.

He had a moustache as I recall.

But he's not in the Caribbean ..... at least I don't think he is.

So he's neither here nor there.


He must be everywhere.

Right?????