Riddle me this!
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TXTIGGR
Wake me when the coffee's done ...
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Morning Riddle Crew...
Hmmm ... cloudy days seems like all we've had around here lately.
Plus, we just got our daily sprinkle of snow.
Seems like every day this week we've gotten another 1"-3" or so of snow, as if someone just sprinkles it over our area like powdered sugar on French Toast ...
Looks nice but makes for a LONG drive into work...of well, guess you can't have your French Toast and eat it too... LOL
Happy HuMp Day Everyone!
Hmmm ... cloudy days seems like all we've had around here lately.
Plus, we just got our daily sprinkle of snow.
Seems like every day this week we've gotten another 1"-3" or so of snow, as if someone just sprinkles it over our area like powdered sugar on French Toast ...
Looks nice but makes for a LONG drive into work...of well, guess you can't have your French Toast and eat it too... LOL
Happy HuMp Day Everyone!
Marla Hellwig
I'm not lost, it's called creative exploring
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Morning I think
Sent in a pm - not sure of what kind of answer I will get
Sitting here yawning and groaning - can I just go back to bed
Have a good day
Sent in a pm - not sure of what kind of answer I will get
Sitting here yawning and groaning - can I just go back to bed
Have a good day
TXTIGGR
Wake me when the coffee's done ...
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Hey there OK,
Thanks for the pic this morning.
I grew up just south of Las Cruces and your pic
brought back great memories of times spent playing
tennis at the univerity there.
Great Fun! Thanks!
btw, when you go buy another riddle book, pick up
another bad joke book .... LOL
Thanks for the pic this morning.
I grew up just south of Las Cruces and your pic
brought back great memories of times spent playing
tennis at the univerity there.
Great Fun! Thanks!
btw, when you go buy another riddle book, pick up
another bad joke book .... LOL
DixieDreamer
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Good morning everyone!
Here's my contribution to Boosmom:
In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu's. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu's lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God. One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It's ferocity blew a large flock of "Foo" birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu's community. The Goodnu people had never seen a "Foo" bird and were quite curious as to it's sudden and obviously evil presence. The "Foo" bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided. One day a "Foo" bird flew overhead and screeched: "Foo, Foo" and pooped on a Goodnu's head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died. The Goodnu's were now convinced of the "Foo" bird's evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: "Foo, Foo". Before she could react the "Foo" bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd. The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: "Foo, Foo". He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages' people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the "Foo" birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived. So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: "There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is:
'If the Foo sh*ts, wear it.'".
(had to change it with an * due to language filters!)
Okay... that is it for me - no more jokes (PLEASE THEY SAY!).
LOL!
First guess at the riddle sent. Expecting IHSEIM but you never know.
Here's my contribution to Boosmom:
In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu's. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu's lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God. One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It's ferocity blew a large flock of "Foo" birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu's community. The Goodnu people had never seen a "Foo" bird and were quite curious as to it's sudden and obviously evil presence. The "Foo" bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided. One day a "Foo" bird flew overhead and screeched: "Foo, Foo" and pooped on a Goodnu's head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died. The Goodnu's were now convinced of the "Foo" bird's evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: "Foo, Foo". Before she could react the "Foo" bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd. The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: "Foo, Foo". He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages' people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the "Foo" birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived. So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: "There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is:
'If the Foo sh*ts, wear it.'".
(had to change it with an * due to language filters!)
Okay... that is it for me - no more jokes (PLEASE THEY SAY!).
LOL!
First guess at the riddle sent. Expecting IHSEIM but you never know.
oldkicker
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Lovely people? Moi???
awww....shucks. 
Tx - they've been calling for 1-3 every day this week! We've just gotten a dusting here too (love that description). I think they outlawed publishing those bad puns way back in 1967. So all those books are oldies....
Kim - I will admit to acting a little loopy at times...
Serena - you're welcome! Most folks run away when I start with those jokes!!
Up ya' get, Marla!
You too, Sandi!
I'll have to see if I can come up with another clue, Lars....I think I've tried them for pretty much every direction!
awww....shucks.
Tx - they've been calling for 1-3 every day this week! We've just gotten a dusting here too (love that description). I think they outlawed publishing those bad puns way back in 1967. So all those books are oldies....
Kim - I will admit to acting a little loopy at times...
Serena - you're welcome! Most folks run away when I start with those jokes!!
Up ya' get, Marla!
You too, Sandi!
I'll have to see if I can come up with another clue, Lars....I think I've tried them for pretty much every direction!
DixieDreamer
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Welcome back KIM!!! Glad you are on the mend.
Well... I got the IHSEIM as expected. Guess I need to swill down my cup of coffee and see if I can get the brain in gear.
Good morning everyone!
Well... I got the IHSEIM as expected. Guess I need to swill down my cup of coffee and see if I can get the brain in gear.
Good morning everyone!
Boo'sMom
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A green frog, named Rocko Jagger, hops into a bank, jumps up on the counter and says to the teller, "I want a loan."
The teller says, "You'll have to see the loan officer. Her office is down the hall and the name on the door says "Patricia Wack."
So the frog hops off the counter, down the hall and to Mrs. Wack's office. He jumps up on her desk and says, "I want a loan." Mrs. Wack, quite puzzled, gives the standard line, "We must have something to secure the loan, some collateral."
At that the frog pulls out a ceramic lion, places it on her desk and repeats that he wants a loan.
So Patricia picks up the ceramic lion, goes in to the bank president's office, places the ceramic lion on his desk, and tells him, "I have this frog in my office who says he wants a loan, and this is what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing is."
The bank president looks at the ceramic lion, looks at Mrs. Wack, looks back at the ceramic lion and finally says,
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
The teller says, "You'll have to see the loan officer. Her office is down the hall and the name on the door says "Patricia Wack."
So the frog hops off the counter, down the hall and to Mrs. Wack's office. He jumps up on her desk and says, "I want a loan." Mrs. Wack, quite puzzled, gives the standard line, "We must have something to secure the loan, some collateral."
At that the frog pulls out a ceramic lion, places it on her desk and repeats that he wants a loan.
So Patricia picks up the ceramic lion, goes in to the bank president's office, places the ceramic lion on his desk, and tells him, "I have this frog in my office who says he wants a loan, and this is what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing is."
The bank president looks at the ceramic lion, looks at Mrs. Wack, looks back at the ceramic lion and finally says,
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
Welcome back Kim!
You guys are in great form this morning!
Those clues aren't helping yet -- maybe I'll go ponder over a cup of coffee. It's French Vanilla (my usual choice at the office); anybody want some? There's plenty to go around.
If you heard any loud noises around this time yesterday, it was just me, kicking and screaming, coming into my office for the first time since before Christmas. It's amazing how much stuff can pile up in two weeks!
You guys are in great form this morning!
Those clues aren't helping yet -- maybe I'll go ponder over a cup of coffee. It's French Vanilla (my usual choice at the office); anybody want some? There's plenty to go around.
If you heard any loud noises around this time yesterday, it was just me, kicking and screaming, coming into my office for the first time since before Christmas. It's amazing how much stuff can pile up in two weeks!
DixieDreamer
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