Riddle me this!

[paras4ri]

I can't keep up....this thread is moving so fast today! I expect a really busy day at work so I'll say bye and wish everyone else a nicer, calmer day that I have.

I do have a question.....what's IHSEIM???

 

[oldkicker]

John!
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Gail :

I
Have
Something
Else
In
Mind

The one reply from me that riddlers dread.

Actually - the fact that you DON'T know what that means is a GOOD thing!

 

[yepod]

What do they call an out dated clock who has repeated one too many bad puns?

An OLDTICKER

 

[oldkicker]

LOL! John....

Well actually, I gave that one an OLDSNICKER!

 

[DonnaW]

You are all totally cracking me up today!!! I really enjoyed reading these corny jokes (I know, I have to get a LIFE!) Happy Wednesday!!!

 

[oldkicker]

Hey Donna - the riddle is LIFE!
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[oldkicker]

You've gotta have heart.....
miles and miles and mile of heart....

of course, In my case, it's OLDTICKER.

 

[oldkicker]

......almost got it, just a little further.........

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

OLDPICKER!

yummy!

Oh! Cheesh - were you watching???

 

[oldkicker]

What?

You'd rather I was OLDFLICKER?


Did I mention that I've given up coffee?

 

[Marla Hellwig]

GROAN

 

[spb999]

As long as you don't get "oldquicker" you'll be alright

 

[oldkicker]

LOL spb - true enough!!!

I'm playing hoops tomorrow night - back to be OLDBRICKER.

Smarty Pants have been around for a while - you might say they're an OLDKNICKER!

I've I'd become a minister when I was young, by now I'd be an OLDVICAR!

Sitting on that old cane-backed chair, yep, my OLDWICKER.

(Can you tell I'm running through the alphabet here... )

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Me thinks Bernie has way too much time on his hands today!

 

[Baboo]

Bernie, some days I worry about you. Then other days I figure that there's no sence worrying since I'm probably just as bad! Life only happens once, and life without the riddle is VERY dull!

Oh! By the way, if you can't kick a cold for a long time and keep getting worse, you'd be Oldsicker!

 

[mickey65]

I am still clueless here, but laughing my hinney off

 

[Lars624]

LOL!!!

I finally got it!!!!!
Thanks to a little help from my friends

PM sent.............waiting for pants......

 

[oldkicker]

Lars!

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Tell me - really - did you go 'doh!' when you got this?? LOL!

 

[oldkicker]

Ya' know - I wish I could laugh MY hinney off......well SOME of it anyhoo!

Baboo - you're probably in a long line of folks worrying about me. Sometimes I even gross myself out....ya know....OLDICKER....

 

[oldkicker]

Ya' know - I wish I could laugh MY hinney off......well SOME of it anyhoo!

Baboo - you're probably in a long line of folks woryying about me. Sometimes I even gross myself out....ya know....OLDICKER....

 

[gina2000]

Oh, we worry about you, alright.

If you don't change your underoos often enough, you'll be OLDKNICKER......